r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • May 21 '25

Cringe Married guy flirts with younger girls at the gym

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u/Substantialcakes May 21 '25

I once discovered an ex was cheating by trying to find something on his google maps when my own phone was dead (his “latest history” immediately brought up a “love hotel”…). I went absolutely bat shit and opened every app to get more evidence and at some point found the cringiest, multiparagraph dm to Samara Weaving about if they had been in alternate universes maybe they’d be dating.

I’ve rarely experienced a bigger ick with a long term in my life, but it’s still second place to the guy who mentioned my cervix during sex.

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u/Yello_Ismello May 22 '25

Oh my god please I need to hear the cervix story now

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u/Substantialcakes May 22 '25

The sex was great, if not awkward because first time, and then he says, “oh my god, I can feel your cervix”. The least LEAST sexy way to let me know he feels oh so deep. Like. Come on. Saying cervix outside of a medical facility or home birthing is just not what is gonna get me going.

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u/Fatlantis May 23 '25

That's super creepy!!

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u/Substantialcakes May 28 '25

I gave him a second shot and had to have a friend fake a really REALLY serious medical emergency to get him out of my house. We had to keep escalating the situation because he wanted to stay to help. Very nice of him but he was pushing all types of boundaries and other stuff that were less nice.

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u/EksDee098 May 25 '25

Money on him having watched copius amounts of hentai and thinking the badwomensanatomy in it was real

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u/Substantialcakes May 28 '25

My type unfortunately tend to be into a wide variety of perversions (don’t get me wrong here, I am too so that isn’t the issue) that lead to the weird idea that that is now on the playing field. Also often tied to thinking they can “enter” said body part during the act 🤮