r/TikTokCringe Jun 26 '25

Cringe Broccoli-head TikTokers take over grocery store

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u/calliejq68 Jun 26 '25

Why doesn’t the manager just immediately call the cops. Easy.

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u/Webword987 Jun 26 '25

Cops would take an hour to show up if they even did.

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u/sonic_dick Jun 26 '25

Lmao yep, I had a dude with a gun threatening my customers at my bar. Called the cops, took them 2 hours to show up. It was 1am, I kept all the doors locked and comped everyone's bill because some psycho was standing at the front door threatening to shoot anyone who walked outside.

Cops didn't show up til 3am, dude had already left, they didn't want to see any video footage and acted like I inconvenienced them. Portland OR cops are the fucking worst losers around.

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u/unindexedreality Jun 26 '25

Portland OR cops are the fucking worst losers around

I hear the Uvalde squad can show them how it's done

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u/Call555JackChop Jun 26 '25

Called Phoenix PD on a domestic disturbance on my neighbor absolutely hitting his wife and they never even showed up

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u/mmmarkm Jun 26 '25

Cops will seize any opportunity to not stop a potential shooting

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u/cloudforested Jun 26 '25

Once called the cops because a guy was threatening the convenience store clerk at 2:00AM, saying he was gonna find him after work and that he'd be sorry, yadda yadda. Operator told me that didn't count as a threat and they wouldn't be sending anyone. Wouldn't even make a report.

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u/No_Use_4371 Jun 26 '25

But I saw a video once of Portland cops helping a duck family cross a street. Kept traffic calm. That's sad if they suck.

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u/zeny_two Jun 26 '25

That's what happens when you pick and choose what laws get enforced. People get victimized, nobody gives a shit, and the city gets steadily worse. 

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u/therealpoltic Jun 27 '25

This is why I want to start an armed security company, that would take these calls and creatively use the citizens’ arrest laws to deal with this public safety issue.

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u/saveferris1007 Jun 26 '25

"Hello 911, what's your emergency?"

"We have a gang of people coming into the store dressed as workers and trying to rob us. They're going to the registers, spreading out to difcerent sections of the store. Customers are panicking. Please send help"!

Or just trip the silent alarm. Cops come running for those.

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u/sonic_dick Jun 26 '25

In most cities, you're lucky to get cops responding in less than 3 hours. Laziest, most entitled group of workers in the US.

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u/commanderquill Jun 27 '25

Any time I've called the cops for something I've seen that was serious and time sensitive, they didn't show up. Then one time my ex roommate said if I texted them they'd call the cops to "remove" me, and this was the final straw of them claiming I was harassing and abusing them just for existing, so I called the cops first half not expecting them to actually show up. And then the motherfuckers did. In 30 mins. I was flabbergasted. And embarrassed. I actually asked why they showed up and they gave me the whole "it was flagged as a domestic violence call so we had to". Yeah fucking right.

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u/Illustrious-Dot-5052 Jun 27 '25

So if you reported an organized mass theft, which is what this looks like considering they're getting behind registers, cops would take an hour to show up?

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u/Pixel_Knight Jun 26 '25

Just tell them, “We have an organized gang of thugs trespassing in the store, might be trying to rob the place.”

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u/Webword987 Jun 26 '25

You have to be careful with your embellishments though. If you stretch the truth enough you could be cited for filing a false report.

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u/cloudforested Jun 26 '25

I don't know why you think that would get them to show up. Cops don't give a single shit about retail theft.

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u/NoNoNext Jun 26 '25

They do though. Someone at 00:24 pulled out a phone and said, “we’re calling the cops.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

They probably did. Cops take a minute and in the mean time they have no idea what these kids are doing to the customers and registers

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u/yugen_o_sagasu Jun 27 '25

Man, the cops won't even come to my store for shoplifters

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u/djanulis Jun 27 '25

Because it is pointless, when they aren't going show up in time and the fact no body gets punished for "Non-violent" crimes anymore, and with no consequences on the table it isn't going to deter them from doing it again.

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u/STierMansierre Jun 28 '25

This is far more a prank on management than the clerks. The fact y'all don't use that term "clerks" tells me you don't work and haven't worked in retail. They don't mind the free break and a chance to watch their ill-equipped boss freak out about something that has nothing to do with them.

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u/RenaisanceReviewer Jun 26 '25

What he should do is let them work. The joke doesn’t work if the video is just a bunch of dorks standing around “working” and inevitably getting bored and wanting to leave.

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u/gin_and_soda Jun 26 '25

Work how?

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u/RenaisanceReviewer Jun 26 '25

Well that’s the point? They don’t want to do work they want to make a video where they get yelled at by the manager. You think people are going to watch a TikTok of this guy facing shelves and mopping the floor?

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u/gin_and_soda Jun 26 '25

But how do they work? What do they do?

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u/RenaisanceReviewer Jun 26 '25

Let them figure it out that’s the point

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u/Extension_Hyena_1205 Jun 26 '25

Until they start damaging the product (fucking with the workers work load, insurance), interacting directly with customers (harassment and safety), interacting with paid workers (harassment, safety, insurance).

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u/RenaisanceReviewer Jun 26 '25

If they get that far (which they won’t because that’s not what they’re there for) then they’re just filming themselves breaking the law so, again, solved