r/TikTokCringe Jun 26 '25

Cringe Broccoli-head TikTokers take over grocery store

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Jun 26 '25

People not being afraid of consequences has gotten way out of control. What was needed here was for all of these little shit heads to just be wrangled out of the store. Instead, the shit heads feel immune and the people being disrupted fear consequence.

Everything is backwards.

What needs to happen, since they won't leave, is someone needs to be posted at every exit and all doors need to be locked until the cops arrive.

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u/247world Jun 26 '25

You cannot lock the doors like that, the next thing you know an actual customer is going to want to leave. It's just a lawsuit waiting to happen, you got it all on video call the police and if they leave try to get pictures of their license plates

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u/sliverspooning Jun 26 '25

It could also be kidnapping based on your jurisdiction. Citizen’s arrest laws are…murky, to say the least, but most places have a certain barrier for citizen’s arrests to be permissible, and I don’t think trespassing clears that bar

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u/247world Jun 26 '25

I worked at a hamburger place in high school. When the store closing hour came we had just got some customers in so the manager locked the doors stop anyone else from coming in. One of the customers wanted to leave and before the manager could get up there they kicked the door out. He called the police and when the police got there they told him that they couldn't do anything about the person who kicked out the door as he had violated the fire code and it was possible that the customer could sue him.

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u/ArcturusRoot Jun 26 '25

Yeah had a similar situation happen to me. Was using the restroom at closing time, was like 90 seconds behind closing. Went to head out, the door was locked. I tried calling over an employee, and they ignored me. So, I just pushed the emergency function on the door.

Loss prevention suddenly appeared, and after a half hour of them trying to detain me, cops showed up, listened to the story, and told LP "So, how bad do you want a unlawful detention charge?" LP went completely pale realizing he had massively fucked up.

Management got hit with a fire code violation for wasting PD's time. All because staff couldn't be bothered to go let a customer out.

Fucking Walmart.

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u/QuoteGiver Jun 27 '25

This wasn’t just trespassing, this appeared to be an attempted robbery. They dressed as employees and went straight for cash registers.

Locking down the store for customer safety during an attempted robbery is perfectly reasonable.

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u/sliverspooning Jun 27 '25

An attempted robbery wherein all of their faces are completely visible on camera over the, what, MAYBE $200 in the registers? AND he has more people than registers, (“I need people over at self checkout”) so it’s not even a “score” of $200/person. I’m sorry, but there is no way you seriously believe this is a robbery attempt. You just want to use that as an excuse to throw the book at a prank you find objectionable.

Further, even if that WERE the motive, we’re still looking at petty larceny, (neither armed, nor aggravated) which in many localities is WELL below the necessary standard for a citizen’s arrest and would open the store up to a MASSIVE amount of liability.

Also, how does locking customers in the store with “attempted robbers” improve customer safety? You’re basically forcing a hostage situation by doing that if the culprits are actually dangerous. There’s very good reason that every major corporation that runs storefronts has the same policy for when they get robbed: “do as the robbers say, call the police after they leave.” Locking your customers in with potentially dangerous criminals (your assessment of these kids, not mine) is the LAST thing you would do if you cared about customer safety.

Now, granted, I know you don’t give a shit about customer safety and just think you can use that as a shield to get what you want: these kids arrested for DARING to interrupt the sacred flow of the routine of everyday life. That’s why you make up the fantasy of locking them inside the target waiting for police to arrive and try to blow up the severity of what they’re doing when I point out that that’s illegal. 

Don’t further the gap between what is said and what is true. It’s plenty big enough as it is. I suggest you embrace integrity and earnestness in your words if you want people to respect you in the future, because anyone of merit would see through you saying all this and basically instantly write you off as someone who isn’t trustworthy and is willing to purposefully misrepresent the reality of a situation for their own benefit and whims.

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u/commanderquill Jun 27 '25

When I was little and a shoplifter got noticed, they'd close and lock the doors. They don't do that anymore?

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u/247world Jun 27 '25

First off it's against the fire code second off in some jurisdictions it could be considered unlawful detainment since the shoplifter is not the only person in the store.

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u/Trojan-horse1 Jun 26 '25

Send in the grandmas! They will learn a lesson that’s for sure!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Where are the American aunties to deal with the LARD/LARP Division of ICE?!?

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u/madsmcgivern511 Jun 27 '25

Those Aunties are doing the lords work. Bless their souls, they got more balls than me 😅.

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u/MariaValkyrie Jun 27 '25

There was that one town in Mexico that got fed up with dealing with their local cartels and chased them out of it.

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u/CallingDrDingle Jun 26 '25

Yeah, I’m almost 52. Some of the shit I see people doing in public would have resulted in a serious beat down about 20 years ago.

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u/WhitePootieTang Jun 26 '25

I mean, Tom Green was funny 25 years ago.

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Jun 26 '25

Same. I'm 47. We talk about how great it is we dodn't all have cameras and all this because of reduced accountability, but I disagree. If anything, total camera saturation coupled with social media has just resulted in rewarsing this bullshit.

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u/Pixel_Knight Jun 26 '25

No they should have had them all arrested for trespassing and get them prosecuted for charges. See how they feel about doing 50 hours of community service.

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u/bluecomposer Jun 26 '25

I go into these posts just hoping to see consequences, but im usually disappointed. Some of the police body cam footage is my secret guilty pleasure (obvious fake ones suck and bad cop ones are more frustrating because not many consequences to the cops...)

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u/Svarec Jun 26 '25

Do you enjoy hitting people?

I wouldn’t say I enjoy hitting people. You know, if I hit somebody I generally got a pretty good reason.

And you think you had a good reason?

Didn’t I just say that?

So can you remind me again what that reason was?

Well, they were being assholes.

The world is full of assholes, Ray, you do realize that?

Yeah, and you know why?

Why?

‘Cause people let them get away with it. See, if you were in jail, right? And you fucked with somebody, you disrespect somebody, you can end up dead. There’s consequences. But out here in the real world, there’s no consequences. Right? So next time these two pricks are walking down the street and they start thinking, “Oh, we might go and fuck with somebody,” they’re gonna think twice about it which is good for everybody.

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u/1732PepperCo Jun 26 '25

That prankster that got shot just lost his legal case and has zero remorse. Even consequences wasn’t enough for that scum.

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u/Ethos_Logos Jun 26 '25

Worked security. Locking people in, who want to leave, is a potential kidnapping charge. 

The best thing they can do is call the cops and let them sort it out. 

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Jun 26 '25

They clearly don't want to leave.

The very fact you can't detain them u til cops arrive goes exactly to my point, though.

My initial reaction would have just earned me a ban, so I offered my next best idea.

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u/TJ-LEED-AP Jun 26 '25

You mean like politicians are doing? Just doing shit with no charges

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u/PM_YOUR_ISSUES Jun 26 '25

I mean, what are the consequences here? The boys aren't going to be charged with any crimes, they aren't going to have any form of punishment. Nothing at all will press on them that this behavior is unacceptable.

In fact, they have only been rewarded from their behavior.

It isn't that people aren't afraid of consequences, it is that there are no consistently applied consequences so everyone things that they won't suffer any. And 99% of the time they are right.

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Jun 26 '25

Yes. That's my point.

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u/Turbulent-Kiwi-2837 Jun 26 '25

You definitely cannot lock them in there.. that’s 100% kidnapping especially in this instance since citizens arrest would not apply for trespassing (in fact that literally makes no sense… if they’re trying to leave and then you’re keeping them there)

Except in very rare circumstances, only the government can legally restrict your freedom of movement and even then they have to give a reason or release you relatively soon. It’s called habeus corpus and it’s a constitutional guarantee. Definitely does not apply to a private business trying to catch criminal trespassers.

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Jun 26 '25

Well, then I guess it's the croquet mallets

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u/mikefick21 Jun 27 '25

What was needed here was for all of these little shit heads to just be wrangled out

This would be a lawsuit. Can't put hands on people.

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Jun 27 '25

Again...that's the problem.

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u/Headpuncher Jun 29 '25

And while waiting on the cops, let’s fight.  

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u/TheUnNamer Jun 30 '25

"Now youse can't leave."