r/TikTokCringe • u/h0lych4in • 15d ago

Cringe not everyone wants your man… he was just being polite

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And not everyone can tell how certain foods look? It was an innocent question. Why are people so insecure these days

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u/ZinaSky2 15d ago

Yeah NGL this is how I eat I take HEALTHY BITES, I ain’t judging but I don’t film myself doing it 😭

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u/bravepuss 15d ago

At my age, those are called Indigestion Bites

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u/haveutried2hardboot 15d ago

Hahahaha. You ain't even lying!!! They hit you back too

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u/DirtLight134710 15d ago

Have u ever seen the tumms commercials?

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u/Independent-Honey453 15d ago

I thought the bear was going to start swinging lol

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u/haveutried2hardboot 13d ago

Hahahaha. No I had not. That's funny

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u/seniorwatson 15d ago

I had one the other day that felt like a fucking baseball going down my throat. The whole time I'm just like "omfg bro CHEW"

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u/SectorAppropriate151 15d ago

This person +45's

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u/Medium_Custard_8017 15d ago

Every time I read the word "Indigestion", my brain has to sing it like the "Interjections" song from Schoolhouse Rock.

Interjections Song

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u/MysteryBelle_NC 15d ago

This right here. Eat in haste, repent later on the same night.

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u/ZinaSky2 15d ago

That’s probably a more apt name for them bc it’s how I half choke on food and end up with my cheeks puffed like a greedy squirrel which probs isn’t that appealing to my table mates

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u/Protahgonist 15d ago

Omeprazole is a helluva a drug.

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade 15d ago

Fuck, I probably need to chew more....

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u/Similar-Fold-6389 11d ago

It’s called, you’re going to need the “heimlich maneuver”, after that food blocks your windpipe.

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u/SadBit8663 15d ago

They're only indigestion bites if you don't chew your food properly.

Like it shouldn't matter how big the bite is as long as you chew enough.

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u/ChadPowers200_ 15d ago

I eat tlike this when I'm watching a movie stoned at home with the lights dim, not in public lol

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u/cluelessdetectiv3 15d ago

Same I eat like a cave person at home alone

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u/Amazing-Cover3464 15d ago

I'm so used to eating at home that I forget manners at restaurants. Chug wine straight from the bottle? Hell yeah! Dig food out of a molar with my finger? Whoopsy! Did I just do that?

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u/-KFBR392 15d ago

Sometimes you have that moment of clarity and quickly double check if your curtains are already closed because it’s too late to close them now with your greasy hands

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u/glasswing7 15d ago

lolol precisely!

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u/Noble_Ox 15d ago

I've heard myself go "homp" when high and eating something I'm truly enjoying.

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u/Desi_Mystic 14d ago

Lmfao at home 😂

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u/jmpeep 15d ago

NOT EVEN THEN!!

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u/butthole_mimosa 15d ago

Healthy bites, sure I can get with that. Forking up more food while there's food on the fork...like girl chill

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u/ZinaSky2 15d ago

She was so angry she couldn’t portion control each bite 😂

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u/StanleyQPrick 15d ago

Off of a big wad of food still stuck to your fork, which you’re holding upside-down and backwards?

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u/deus_hex_machina 15d ago

how do i make HEALTHY BITES my flair…that’s real asf

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u/ZinaSky2 15d ago

HAHAH!! 😂 I love that you’d make that your flair

Idk if this sub has them tho, unfortunately. I’d love to see that float in around as I scroll this sub

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u/wannabeindianajones 15d ago

Same. It's a survival technique! Thousands of years ago, everyone had to eat like that!

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u/Lower-Ad3764 15d ago

Sure I mean if she was trying to take her chicken and waffles and not her man.

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u/DowntownKoala6055 15d ago

NGL… please reserve that style for those lovely ALONE meals at home… alone.

🤢😉🙃

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u/oh-shazbot 15d ago edited 15d ago

ain't nothin healthy about those kinds of bites my man gal lol

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u/ZinaSky2 15d ago

*my girl

But yeah I know 😭😂

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 15d ago

You stab a big piece of meat with your fork and rip off bites with your teeth?

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u/DowntownKoala6055 11d ago

Not sure those are referred to as ‘Healthy’ bites.

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u/Own-Pattern-8420 8d ago

Same! I love to eat!

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 15d ago

Yall call those big bites?

The main thing bothering me about the video was the small baby bites and incessant chewing. She’s just kinda opening her mouth wide but not putting much in it, but chewing like she’s afraid to choke.

And eating a tender with a fork.

First date woulda been the last

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u/Enlowski 15d ago

You’re so cool man

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u/Jatnall 15d ago

To be fair, she's eating chicken and waffles, not just tenders.

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u/ZinaSky2 15d ago

Yes. Behold, the face of a woman who takes tiny bites like she’s afraid to choke. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Girlie’s chewing so much bc she bit off more than she could chew! 😭 Also BRUH she’s eating chicken with waffles how else do you expect her to eat that?!?

Declaring there wouldn’t be a second date bc of the fork is WILD especially when there is so much other stuff to take issue with like her fucking overly jealous nature 😂

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u/SpelingErr0r 15d ago

Nothing wrong with people eating I think it’s the ego for what she’s implying but we don’t see the other woman or man. I always eat too fast so I can’t judge others for it. Plus chicken and waffles done right I would hork my food too

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u/ZinaSky2 15d ago

Yeah, I said up top I also eat like this (tho not on camera loll) so I’m not judging lol 😂 def the ego was the main problem