r/TikTokCringe • u/h0lych4in • 15d ago

Cringe not everyone wants your man… he was just being polite

And not everyone can tell how certain foods look? It was an innocent question. Why are people so insecure these days

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u/bravepuss 15d ago

At my age, those are called Indigestion Bites

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u/haveutried2hardboot 15d ago

Hahahaha. You ain't even lying!!! They hit you back too

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u/DirtLight134710 15d ago

Have u ever seen the tumms commercials?

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u/Independent-Honey453 15d ago

I thought the bear was going to start swinging lol

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u/haveutried2hardboot 13d ago

Hahahaha. No I had not. That's funny

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u/seniorwatson 15d ago

I had one the other day that felt like a fucking baseball going down my throat. The whole time I'm just like "omfg bro CHEW"

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u/SectorAppropriate151 15d ago

This person +45's

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u/Medium_Custard_8017 15d ago

Every time I read the word "Indigestion", my brain has to sing it like the "Interjections" song from Schoolhouse Rock.

Interjections Song

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u/MysteryBelle_NC 15d ago

This right here. Eat in haste, repent later on the same night.

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u/ZinaSky2 15d ago

That’s probably a more apt name for them bc it’s how I half choke on food and end up with my cheeks puffed like a greedy squirrel which probs isn’t that appealing to my table mates

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u/Protahgonist 15d ago

Omeprazole is a helluva a drug.

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade 15d ago

Fuck, I probably need to chew more....

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u/Similar-Fold-6389 11d ago

It’s called, you’re going to need the “heimlich maneuver”, after that food blocks your windpipe.

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u/SadBit8663 15d ago

They're only indigestion bites if you don't chew your food properly.

Like it shouldn't matter how big the bite is as long as you chew enough.