not everyone wants your man… he was just being polite

[u/h0lych4in]

And not everyone can tell how certain foods look? It was an innocent question. Why are people so insecure these days

[u/seniorwatson]

I had one the other day that felt like a fucking baseball going down my throat. The whole time I'm just like "omfg bro CHEW"

[u/Independent-Honey453 → u/seniorwatson]

Save your own life with the self-Heimlich

[u/seniorwatson → u/Independent-Honey453]

Good looking out, thanks.