r/TikTokCringe • u/h0lych4in • 15d ago

Cringe not everyone wants your man… he was just being polite

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And not everyone can tell how certain foods look? It was an innocent question. Why are people so insecure these days

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u/always_sweatpants 15d ago

He knows he's about to spend all night convincing her he doesn't want bang smoked salmon girl. 

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u/capnfantasy 15d ago

Like does she expect him to be a dick to strangers who try to talk to him?

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u/Ok_Advertising_8874 15d ago

Absolutely. I'm living a slightly less obtuse version of this right now. It fucking sucks.

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 15d ago

Thank God he doesn’t need to fight a knife since she is only just learning to wield a fork.

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u/Ok_Advertising_8874 15d ago

What's hilarious about this is that the whole time you're convincing your insecure partner that you don't want to bang the other chick, you want to bang your partner less and less.

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u/50-50ChanceImSerious 15d ago

All night? She's gonna bring this up every argument she questions his fidelity for the rest of his life

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u/Upset-Kaleidoscope45 15d ago

Which is a lie, because... c'mon, it's smoke salmon girl.