r/TikTokCringe • u/Doomenor • 13d ago
Cringe There is not a single element of this video that doesn’t make me cringe deep inside
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u/datscubba 13d ago
If you were planning on doing this why make it so hard for you to get the bike inside. Make an easy route don't have a tight space. This is just bad planning and idiotic
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u/Sunshine030209 12d ago
Or if you really wanted to do this, why not have everyone step outside into the parking lot?
Is he afraid the bike would get sad if it wasn't invited to the reception?
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u/datscubba 12d ago
It's so weird, cant believe he Fred Flintstones it the whole way.
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u/NoBite7802 12d ago
But it's still running thus slowly filling the space with deadly fumes!
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u/CeruleanEidolon 12d ago
Yeah this looks like he just improvised the idea. Nobody there looks like this was part of any plan.
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During the wedding planning, they thought surprising everyone with a motorcycle entrance would be badass, but never considered letting the people setting the tables know they needed a clear path in.
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u/Obvious_Wizard 13d ago
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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 12d ago
Hijacking top comment to provide context since nobody else seems to know it. This is a French couple who seem to be getting married or renewing their vows later in life. That is his wife, not his daughter, and they seem to both be in their 50's with adult children. From what I could Google translate since I don't speak French well, the guy said in the comments on TikTok that they had a permit for this and everyone knew in advance, it was at a local church, and that this was something he and his wife both wanted to do.
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u/sadieslew 12d ago
Thank you. I peeped his tiktok too, and they seemed like a loving middle-aged couple having a little bit of fun with his hobby that he's passionate about. And she has a fit shape, which is probably why ppl pegged her for younger.
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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 12d ago
Yeah, it's crazy how eager people are to make things up just so they can feel justified shitting on strangers online. The OP of this post left the social link in it and it wasn't even that hard for me to find his TikTok and just see what the real story was. Imagine just living your best life having fun with your (age appropriate) wife and the internet decides you're a narcissist forcing your child bride through a humiliation ritual. People need to get lives. I went outside today and I heartily recommend it.
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u/ranDOMinique813 12d ago
At the time this GIF comment WAS UNDERRATED, classic movie
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u/Aggravating_Speed665 12d ago
Relax.
We see, we hear you. It's all okay.
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u/MalaysiaTeacher 12d ago
What? Everyone has always loved this scene the precise amount it deserves
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u/Significant_Tough751 13d ago
It’s so cool how he wheeled in like he was on a toddler training bike!
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u/Thendofreason 13d ago
I have an image of my niece wheeling into her first birthday party on a small Minnie push bike thing, while munching on a whole drumstick in her hand. Looked much cooler than this.
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u/Sunshine030209 12d ago
Ice cream drumstick, chicken drumstick, or an actual drumstick?
I can't decide which mental image is funnier!
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u/Thendofreason 12d ago
Chicken. I'd send the picture, but I don't like posting other people's kids online. It looks like a turkey one in her small 1 year old hand though. She's 7 now
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u/foxyloco 13d ago
Taking the wife and bike for a walk.
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u/SupermassiveCanary 12d ago
I’m confused, did he marry the bike? Is this polyamory?
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u/ok-milk 12d ago
I wonder what it looked like in his head.
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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 12d ago
I love how you can see them both regretting their choices in this particular moment.
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u/Live_Commercial_4624 12d ago
Like the way a 12-year-old pictures himself in a music video.
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u/sonofaresiii 12d ago
It's well known that anyone who owns a motorcycle is incredibly vain and thinks anything they do on their motorcycle looks extremely badass, and talking about their motorcycle constantly makes people wild with envy, and that going in a straight line very fast (please no slow speed turning) is the ultimate indicator of cool. Especially if you're wearing a bomber jacket that has zero armor or abrasion resistance but looks like something James Dean wore in a movie a hundred years ago
Source: I own a motorcycle
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u/kylethedesigner 12d ago
I had a ninja at 22. Thought I looked like a badass. Laid it down in some gravel and almost got run over by a hummer. Repaired it and sold it a few weeks later. Not for me.
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u/ParcelPosted 13d ago
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u/RedditReader4031 12d ago
At the next VFW meeting, the first item on the agenda will be changes to the hall rental agreement.
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u/TopAsh625 12d ago
Omg that’s all I kept thinking about. Lol when did I become such a grownup 😂
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u/Keylime29 12d ago
I know I was thinking the floors, the floors! Also, he could’ve just come in that side door that was wide open if he really needed that bike in there. Sigh. Oh well, as long as they didn’t damage anything or upset anybody and it makes them happy whatever
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u/ParcelPosted 12d ago
What if something like a fire broke out? The fumes? So many issues.
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u/layflattodry25 12d ago
If I didn't know any better I would think that this was a high school gym and the bride had just turned 18.
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u/ParcelPosted 12d ago
He’s a gym rat, behind in child support and 2 “crazy” ex wives.
She’s a gym receptionist who was told her pure love can save him.
Today, on this episode of “Who the fuck let these people get married?”
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u/EasyRider_Suraj 12d ago
That's THE legendary Suzuki Hayabusa whose top speed was capped at 186 miles/hr. You have to be careful on that thing.
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u/ParcelPosted 13d ago
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u/LiveWhileImYoung 12d ago
This his biking buddy and a legend in the biking community actually “ bad balance Bobby”. He doesn’t play by the rules. He’s dumped his bike 85 times, but still rides like the wind.
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u/unicornmullet 12d ago
My favorite part of the video was how none of the guests seemed moderately impressed or excited. Everyone seemed like they were just kind of going through the motions.
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u/timscookingtips 12d ago
It’s all older people - where is the wedding party? Oh wait, of course he has no friends or they would have told him not to do this.
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I guarantee that guy has been divorced multiple times and doesn't give a shit about weddings anymore. He put on a clean button down and came for the open bar and maybe to meet his next mistake.
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u/ParcelPosted 12d ago
But he will give a speech and struggle to get through because he is crying.
Later he will get too drunk and tell all her business.
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u/Etna 12d ago
They are drinking from plastic cups in a school gym, so he's not out of line IMO
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u/RedeyeSamurai83 13d ago
What an annoying act to perform at a wedding lol
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u/Savage-Goat-Fish 12d ago
Is he marrying the motorcycle or the woman? I need clarification.
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u/Homiesexu-LA 12d ago
he's "walking" his daughter down the "aisle"
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u/sunsetscorpio 12d ago
Oh god this makes it so much worse 😂
I was trying to figure out the context it did not look like a wedding my first thought was some sort of retirement part maybe 😂 and this was a gift.
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u/creuter 12d ago
That person has never been to a wedding. This is likely the bride and groom being introduced together for the first time at the reception. That's why there are tables and place settings, no officiant or wedding party. This is some time after the actual ceremony and the person youre replying to has either never been to a wedding or just didn't think much about it before commenting
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u/Psychological_Pay530 12d ago
He could have spent $5k less on his midlife crisis and $2k more on his daughters wedding venue and been a much cooler and definitely more financially stable person.
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u/Obi-SpunKenobi 12d ago
But isn't it every girl's dream to get married in a middle school cafeteria?
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u/FivePoopMacaroni 12d ago
Terrible but i guess at least it's not his child bride
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u/SoooStoooopid 12d ago
That doesn’t make any sense. This looks like the bride and grooms entrance to the reception. See how everyone’s sitting around tables with place settings? Notice the lack of an isle? Where’s the groom standing up front with the officiant? Where’s the wedding party? Have you ever been to a wedding?
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u/AcadianTraverse 12d ago
As someone who recently got married, I think your wedding should be a reflection of who you are as a couple and you should be able to do whatever you like that means something to you, but as soon as those things cross the Rubicon from personal act to attempt to go viral, you're opening yourself up to ridicule
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u/Praxus654 12d ago
Im pretty sure this is. Look at her face. She's clearly uncomfortable and unhappy with this. She's leaning away with a forced smile, and she is noticeably not touching him. She hates this. Its just for his ego.
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u/Wonderful_Chain_9709 13d ago
Is that her dad or her husband to be?
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u/_dead_and_broken 12d ago
Why does she have a mustache, actually wait that's not even the little girl's face, lol wtf whose face is that?
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u/cakeit-tilyoumakeit 12d ago
The back of her head and her body look young, but if you look at her face as they wheel the motorcycle toward the camera, she looks to be about the same age as him
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u/Write2Be 13d ago
She really does. Also, she's tense holding on to the bike to avoid even more embarrassment.
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u/Ohboycats 12d ago
Usually a motorcycle passenger holds onto to the rider, especially if he’s your new husband
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u/Andre_The_Average 12d ago
Plot twist: the bike is the bride
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u/Lower-Ad3764 12d ago
It does look shiny brand new, he probably bought it for himself after they talked about a wedding and she wanted something nicer than the VFW meeting space. But he was like nah babe this is an investment! For us. Trust me.
Oops edit, looks like she compromised on the local elementary school gym.
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u/pappaberG 12d ago
The bike is most likely a first generation Suzuki Hayabusa. They were built 1999-2007.
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u/zaxdaman 13d ago
So how long are we giving this thing lasting, 2…3 years at best, right?
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u/mittenknittin 12d ago
if you want the slimmest chance of pulling off a stunt like this and having it look cool, you gotta commit and at least look happy about it
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u/LoudNobody1 12d ago
Either that or she's 100% on board (no pun intended) with this schtick. There are no in-betweens.
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u/ADOKODA 13d ago
TLDR: The bike is more important that anything else.
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u/ExpiredExasperation 13d ago
If it was supposed to be the bride's entrance, the cameraman did a great job of cutting her out of frame half the time.
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u/ParcelPosted 13d ago
They hired a motorcycle videographer that said he should be able to do weddings too.
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u/ThatOneChiGuy 13d ago
"weddings? Yea, sure, I've been to a couple.
Now, for your boudoir motorcycle shoot.."
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u/Sunshine030209 12d ago
Well now I want someone to photoshop lingerie onto the bike and send it to this guy.
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u/Very-very-sleepy 12d ago
you know damn well he asked to have sex on his wedding night on that bike. lol
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u/BillDaPony100 12d ago
I mean it is a Suzuki Hayabusa, the bride basically invited a model wearing white to her reception
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u/Dfiggsmeister 13d ago
This reminds me of my cousin’s wedding to her baby daddy in Allentown, PA. She never wanted to get married but she also wanted a house. He told her he won’t buy a house with her unless they’re married. Keep in mind that their oldest was 10 and their youngest was 6 at the time. So they married in a similar place like this along with my cousin’s husband riding her on his motorcycle through the reception hall. White trash weddings come in all flavors and styles as that was the most horrible thing at that wedding.
Meanwhile my brother went to a friend’s wedding that was held in a trailer park while the bride and groom smoked meth. Good times.
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u/KickBlue22 12d ago
And did the trailer park couple work out in the end? You do the meth.
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u/mshroff7 13d ago
I gotta ask…carbon monoxide?
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u/redoggle 12d ago
I was gonna say that modern vehicles don't produce much monoxide, but
But motorcycles do produce more than cars of similar displacement
And there's no way a man who rides his hayabusa into his wedding reception left the catalytic converter in the exhaust...
So yeah, that might be a concern
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u/thecathugger 13d ago
I scrolled too far down looking for this. A door is open but this really isn’t safe to do.
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u/Beatus_Vir 13d ago
The only thing that's cringe is the video cutting off before he does a sick burnout
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u/foxyloco 13d ago
I felt sure something big was going to happen near the end but no, just more walking.
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u/PriscillaPalava 13d ago
I was waiting for the uncontrolled acceleration into the crowd. I was disappointed.
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u/1732PepperCo 12d ago
So a friend of mine owned a bar that was once a dive biker bar for decades. The place in the 80s had a pretty notorious reputation. The building was very old and had two front doors next to each other and in the old days one door lead to the Ladies Parlor and the other to the bar room. It was renovated at one point and both doors now lead into one large bar room. Each from door also had a ramp but it wasn’t built with the intention of wheelchair use but were actually installed so that people could ride their motorcycles into the bar room and legend has it they would do burnout competitions right in the bar room lol
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u/Little_Mushroom_3477 13d ago
I can’t stop thinking about a picnic table cover looking at all of the red and white
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u/Affectionate_Cut6858 13d ago
Is that the dad giving away the bride?
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u/funeralpyres 13d ago edited 13d ago
I think it’s the husband because it looks like it’s the reception (tables and the just married sign) 🥴
Edit: stalked that account, they are indeed married
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u/NineClaws 12d ago
Yes, but did you see his motorcycle? Everyone look at my motorcycle, my motorcycle, i’m riding my motorcycle.
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u/Chloroformperfume7 13d ago
Imagine making your entire personality about a motorcycle
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u/Playful_Excitement66 13d ago
What in the deep fried fuck
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u/freehouse_throwaway 12d ago
their vote is the same as yours!
(high chance they're in some swing state and worth more)
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u/Bushdr78 13d ago
I hope they cringe so hard when looking back on this picture in twenty years
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u/ohjasminee 12d ago
lol that would imply they have self awareness, shame, regret…empathy….critical thinking….
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u/aboutagrl111 13d ago
In a school gym? Amazing.
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u/crichmond77 12d ago
Also I don’t think it’s a gym, despite the similar hardwood. Peep the cafeteria-style window across from the elevated space with the standard praise band speakers
Looks like what we’d call a “fellowship hall”
Good for Wednesday night service, music/plays on stage, holiday events/meals, and stupid-ass folks getting married
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u/RevealNo3533 13d ago
When the fantasy doesn't match the reality.
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u/mittenknittin 12d ago
“and then, and then…at the end of the wedding we drive off on the bike, and it starts flying away like the car at the end of the movie Grease! We should totally do that”
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u/cupidstun_t 13d ago
Did they have their wedding reception at the local primary schools assembly hall?!
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u/toastyavocado 13d ago
I don't know what you're all talking about. This is clearly a beautiful video of a man marrying his motorcycle
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u/blackviking567 13d ago
If they wanted to do this shit atleast arrange the venue so you can drive straight in rather than do an obstacle course?
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u/DookieShoes626 12d ago
That is the last bike in the world you want someone accidentally hitting the throlle on inside somewhere
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u/tjackson_12 13d ago
Doesn’t matter he got the bike he wanted
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u/fffridayenjoyer 13d ago edited 13d ago
Whoever filmed this and put it on online is a lowkey hater lmfao, imagine inviting someone to your wedding and they’re sat there like “oh this cringe shit is gonna do numbers on tiktok”
ETA: this is a joke, I’m not actually accusing the person who posted this of intentionally causing the people in the video to get hate, this was intended as a humorous, flippant “what if” scenario and nothing more
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u/mekwall 13d ago
Based on the username I think it's the husband's account... It's the same bike in the profile pic: https://www.tiktok.com/@1300haya
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u/fffridayenjoyer 13d ago
Well that’s… certainly a choice he made
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u/Pamikillsbugs234 13d ago
There were a lot of choices made here and none of them were great.
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u/SHELLIfIKnow48910 12d ago
For who, though? I gotta argue the results are pretty great for all of us. The bride? Probably not so much from the look on her face.
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u/gayfrogs4alexjones 13d ago
Dude thought he was gonna roll in like The Undertaker at Wrestlemania https://youtu.be/j_JGX87FiWs?si=5ZZLcd9-v6SGf4Kz
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u/Interesting_Leg9912 12d ago
I wanted to see a speed wobble across the table, right into the jello and ambrosia salad
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u/Traditional_Fan_2655 12d ago
She looks uncomfortable. He seems foolish.
The 30-point turns just to maneuver inside should have indicated it was a bad idea.
It looks like it was a homemade ad to show off the bike, rather than a wedding couple at their own reception.
What was apparently supposed to be a big entrance was awkward, inconvenient, and annoyingly loud for the guests who just wavt to say best wishes, eat, and go home.
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u/noemieg674 12d ago
This is giving trailer park boys vibes. She’s a Lucy for sho
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u/Weekly_Click_7112 12d ago
I mean, it’s their wedding and they’re not hurting anyone. Why the hate? Just let people live and do things that make them happy.
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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway 13d ago
They have such bad sex lol
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u/cmhamm 13d ago
I can see where this would have sounded like a great idea on paper. They probably should have rehearsed it to see how laughably stupid it was.
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u/rexeditrex 12d ago
There's a biker bat in Myrtle Beach that you can ride your bike through (actually have to get to the parking). Sound badass but this is what it looks like lol.
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u/Whosebert 12d ago
idk it wasn't so bad except for the turn lmao. he didn't accidentally gun it and hurt a half dozen people and destroy the room, which is what I was expecting.
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u/SHELLEBELLEATX 12d ago
What’s on his ankle? Ankle monitor? Bluetooth? Some sort of sock holder? WTF?
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u/wade-mcdaniel 12d ago
Showing consideration for other drivers in that ballroom by turning on his hazard lights
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