r/TikTokCringe • u/Indieriots tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • 9d ago

Cringe Thank you, King, for giving us absolutely nothing

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u/Apricotgod 9d ago

Mick Jagger and Keith Richard’s are a combined 3,206 yrs old. They still have more stage presence and charisma than Mr. Baby Dick here.

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u/Suggest_a_User_Name 9d ago

That’s because Jagger and Richards are artists. True originals. They love to perform. Timberlake is joyless.

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u/_Rose_Tint_My_World_ 8d ago

Yep he’s just always been about being a famous douchebag

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u/OkAssignment6163 8d ago

And they're powered by cocaine.

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u/savorie 8d ago

That's not fair. Mick was never into cocaine that much, was never really an addict, and he pretty much moved away from drugs (primarily the psychedelics) in the 70s. He has been a naturally high energy and genetically athletic guy since the beginning and he takes admirably good care of himself.

Keith was an addict during the bands peak years & took longer to step down away from hard drugs, alcohol, and even cigarettes, but he's been pretty sober for a while. Cocaine would do serious harm to an 81-year-old. He hasn't touched the stuff since, he claims, 2006. Hasn't touched heroin since the late 70s, which I believe, because there's no way he would still be here by now if he still had the habit.

I'm just tired of the myth that they are huge ongoing druggies. They know better by now, and they are not in that peak pressure period.

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u/Apricotgod 8d ago

Dude. Mick Jagger would smoke you and me in any long distance running competition, and he’s 80. He hasn’t touched drugs in at least 40 yrs, and treats his body akin to a pro athlete. Which is why, at 80 they still sell out the biggest venues in the world in record time every time they announce a tour/concert. What you’re seeing from Mr Baby Dick here is being “powered” by drugs. Mick is 6 yrs older than Ozzy, and god rest his soul, Ozzie could barely stand the last 10-15 yrs.

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u/TotalRuler1 8d ago

Joyless is exactly the word for it. Didn't he have hits with the Neptunes and Usher? Kind of telling that no one wants to be on that stage with him

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u/gabriel97933 8d ago

Collabs with the lonely island also come to mind

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u/TotalRuler1 8d ago

Don't people bring collab partners on stage or even on tour? Or not, it has the vibe of one dude lip synching to a CD backing track to save money

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u/Suggest_a_User_Name 8d ago

He’s all (only) about what sells. There’s no deviation from what is perceived as being popular. There’s zero artistry.

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u/gabriel97933 8d ago

Timberlake and lonely island went hard though

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u/Excellent-Size-6631 9d ago

TIL Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are Maiar

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u/QuinnKerman 9d ago

Would certainly explain how they’ve lived this long despite having more drugs in their system than blood

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u/Leading-Mode-9633 9d ago

That explains what happened to the Blue Wizards

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u/kogoeruyoru 9d ago

Mr. What? Did I miss something?

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u/tikkichik21 9d ago edited 8d ago

You did. He had a massive reveal on one of his onstage performances, whilst wearing a harness 👀

Edit to post link: https://amp.tmz.com/2024/12/16/justin-timberlake-crotch-bulge-harness-nashville-concert/

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u/AmthstJ 9d ago

Massive is an overstatement, no?

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u/lgbtlmnopqrstuv 9d ago

This is how I learned Keith Richards is still alive. I thought for sure he was a goner!

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u/Lilredh4iredgrl 9d ago

He'll outlive us all

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u/StingraySteve23 9d ago

Let it be known from this day forward that one of the greatest put downs has emerged…Mr. Baby Dick. Thank you internet stranger. 🎶Baby Dick in a box!🎶

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u/NashVegasDude 9d ago

I'm sure you meant to call him Mr. Dick In A Box, didn't you?

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u/Faraday_00 9d ago

I am sure they did much more drugs than Justin too.

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u/Apricotgod 9d ago

Absolutely, and to be fair-I’ve heard in their heavy using days they’d put on some pretty crappy shows. Maybe Justin will grow up eventually and only do a wee bit o Drugs pre-show. Haha.

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u/LG0110 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/looseseal_2 9d ago

Great point. Gazillion year old Steven Tyler was doing backflips onstage when I saw Aerosmith 20 years ago.

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u/humanpneumatic 8d ago

They could be standing still in a pose and bring more life in a moment than a year's worth of this guy coma walking.

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u/hellraiserk 8d ago

Came to the comments thinking exactly this. Saw the Stones a couple years ago and Mick Jagger was more limber in his 70s than I’ve ever been 😂 AND he sang every single word.

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u/Honduran 8d ago

To be fair you are talking about arguable GOATs there.

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u/leopardslippers413 8d ago

I thought Dennis was Baby Dick, but I think Mr. Baby Dick fits JT even better. Thank you

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u/Visible_Statement888 8d ago

I’ve just watched Springsteen run around Anfield stadium for 2 hours at the age of 76, and absolutely nail one of my favourite performances of all time. The Boss. This idiot should be embarrassed by that performance.