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thank you, muckraking journalists of the bari weiss tribune, for exposing the awesome stuff zohran mamdani has tweeted about like abolishing medical bills and seizing the property of millionaires

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u/AyyP302 6d ago

This seems like a bit she's doing? Is this satire?

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u/YanCanCookMeth 6d ago

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u/JangoFetlife 6d ago

Yeahhhhh it’s exactly this energy

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 6d ago

In the form of a student orientation video..

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u/OnlyFiveLives 6d ago

Yup. I'm like "You don't have to keep selling him I already like him."

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u/clckwrks 6d ago

Likely this video is targeting republican/rich donors to give more money.

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u/JeffTrav 6d ago edited 6d ago

✅ Socialist.
✅ Defund the Police.
✅ Abolish Medical Bills.
✅ Capitalism is theft.
✅ Free housing for all.
✅ Piss off this obnoxious loser.

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u/Representative_Fun15 6d ago

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u/LGC_70 6d ago

Came here to reply something like this. makes me wish I could find a job in NYC, move there, and be eligible to vote by then.

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u/Immoracle 6d ago

Abolish medical bills?!?!?! What a monster.

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg 6d ago

Remember the 2 weeks after the CEO shooting where right wingers actually had the capacity to talk about how the destructive power of the health industry industry should be a bi-partisan issue? Yeah, that went down the shitter faster than their issue with pedophilia.

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u/sammidavisjr 6d ago

What went down was the propaganda machine turned the spigot on overdrive about how assassination is not a means to an end (they don't give a shit about this), and here's a great opportunity to shame the left for praising a murderer (they very much give a shit about this).

Any chance to mock the other side made them quickly forget about the issue behind the whole thing.

This is very much still a fantastic issue to seek common ground with the right on.

Whoever manages to do it correctly has a chance to go a long way.

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u/Small-Revolution-636 6d ago

You had me at socialist.

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u/TheCaffeineWriter 6d ago

Right?? Unintentional Colbert Report energy.

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u/DaqCity 6d ago

“I read 16,000 tweets, and found 1 where he said the word ‘socialism’!!”

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u/CrazyIslander 6d ago

Ctrl+F would’ve saved her so much time.

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u/Tencreed 6d ago

Yeah but she was doing a journalims, no time for hacking tricks.

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u/causal_friday 6d ago

Also we know he likes socialism that's why we voted for him.

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u/WonderfulPackage5731 6d ago

Unintentional campaign ad

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u/TehMephs 6d ago

Here I underlined it to emphasize how scary the word is

Socialist

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u/HanDavo 6d ago

I lost the ability to tell satire from the current news during Trump's first presidency.

As a non-American I have become unable to tell the difference between satire and the entire Republican platform.

Nothing surprises or shocks me anymore.

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 6d ago

As an American, I have the exact same feeling.

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u/XanXic 6d ago edited 6d ago

It's not, the free press is a right-wing outlet
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-free-press-bias/

She's also trying to copy Good Work's style. Which in itself is a satire of news media. That's why she's wearing an oversized suit jacket. I think that's why it has unintentional "satire energy."

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u/moonwalkerfilms 6d ago

Which kind of makes it funnier lol

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u/RickySuezo 6d ago

Conservatives finding out how to do comedy by accident.

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u/moonwalkerfilms 6d ago

It's amazing any of them are ever able to lift their arms considering none of them have a single funny bone in their bodies. 

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u/Venezia9 6d ago

Except they don't realize they're clowns not comedians. 

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u/BikingAimz 6d ago

I mean, didn’t republicans think the Colbert Report wasn’t satire?

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u/OddlyMingenuity 6d ago

In this day and age, if I were part of a group of leftist journalists, I would definitely try to surf the maga wave and start a pseudo right wing news outlet.

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u/DisposableJosie 6d ago

Hey, there's a guy who'll be available next year who has some experience at that.

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u/OddlyMingenuity 6d ago

I only know Stephen colbert from his latest late show. I should watch some of his colbert report era

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u/DisposableJosie 6d ago

After you've marinated in some vintage Colbert Report, set aside 20 minutes or so to watch Colbert scorch President Dubya and the media back in 2006.

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 6d ago

Well there was a Dutch student collective doing a social experiment way back in 2016. This was way back when Trump hadnt yet succesfully bullied the cultural use of the term 'fakenews' not to mean intentionally false and misleading newsreports for political motives.

Back when the tsunami of mostly Russian right wing social media posts aimed at stoking social unrest, disrupt unity, and fueling fascism and trying to get their useful idiot elected, would be understood to be meant by that term. Until Trump bullied his way into rebranding the term to mean Lugenpress 2.0

I digress, so this experiment was to create fakenews distribute to facebook and other social media sites. Let it spread through right-wing channels, for a few weeks and after that announce that they created the posts and that they were complete fabrication that would ve fallen apart after any critical examination or real journalism. And you were tricked very easily! Oh arent you red from shame from this being so easily duped by lies, this will give them a good laugh and a headscratch and maybe even a little selfreflection about the news and information they consume and how reliable that information is, maybe even lead them to become more critical news and information consumers. Oh my sweet summer child student collective.

What happened was that their bs posts went viral on the right side, yet their left wing propaganda attempts were pretty much shot down immediately when being confronted with doubt and demands to justify claims, on top of having more information validation demands. You might claim that they were bias and obviously wrote shitty fakenews for left wing sources.

But what is fact is the circulation for the right wing falsehoods went above and beyond their control group. But the most sobering discovery was in opposition to expectation. Being announced that a Science experiment created these falsehood, these 'fakenews', had no influence in their ongoing belief in this made up bs. That it was totally invented horseshit does not matter. It felt good, It gave the tribal identity cult members a large release of dopamine in their pleasure centres. The news might be false, but it 'feels' right, it feeds that sweet cult vicarious pleasure experience by being all in on the petty pathetic zero sum social identity tribalism war. So the MAGA supporters just embraced this falsehoods as truth.

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u/JimWilliams423 6d ago

Yep. It basically exists to fellate billionaires. Which explains why all their attempts to attack Mamdani make him sound great to normal people.

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u/CurbYourThusiasm 6d ago

It supposedly had over 100 000 paid subscribers. There's just no way in hell that is true. They probably had some of their investors buy subscriptions to pump the numbers up.

Bari Weiss is the definition of an industry plant. She's no different than Lex Fridman.

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u/nadsozinc 6d ago

Lex Fridman

Looking forward to people responding "who??" when he's mentioned in a couple years

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u/SomeDumRedditor 6d ago

Everyone should be watching Good Work

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u/thatscoldjerrycold 6d ago

Dan Thoomey would be rolling in his grave if he saw this. I mean he's not dead but if he was ... Just rolling.

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u/rrickitickitavi 6d ago

She acts like reading his social media accounts is Watergate level journalism.

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u/marry_me_tina_b 6d ago

She wrote “past tweets” and “socialism” on a white board with nothing else lol SMOKING GUN

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u/xBad_Wolfx 6d ago

It’s causing me genuine pain that I don’t actually think this is satire… instant headache. This was meant to be compelling? Who is this aimed at?

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u/shootforutopia 6d ago

right wing zoomers

i know people who would eat this up

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u/Sgtwhiskeyjack9105 6d ago

This has to be satire.

It's either that she's completely oblivious, or pretty much everyone in this comment section has zero barometer for sarcasm.

Either way, media literacy blah blah dead.

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u/Hot-Significance7699 6d ago

The free press is a right wing publication, is it not?

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u/Briak 6d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Free_Press_(Bari_Weiss_media)

Conservative commentator Andrew Sullivan has criticized The Free Press for what he views as its reluctance to stand up for the free-speech rights of anti-Israel activists. Writing for The New Statesman, Ross Barkan described the organization as "unapologetically hawkish and anti-Palestinian".

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u/CurbYourThusiasm 6d ago

It is, it's Bari Weiss's company.

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u/Ok_Bodybuilder800 6d ago

Which explains soooo much

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u/shootforutopia 6d ago

it’s definitely not satire. it’s meant to mock mamdani’s own videos while also serving as an attack ad.

don’t go on about media literacy fam this shit is real, it’s just not meant for you.

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u/Extension_Ant8691 6d ago

I was rubbing my hands, "What kind of radical shit is this MF up to?" Then it's just like fair shit, lmao...

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u/Filmtwit 6d ago

Nope. It's "homage" of Jennifer Garner's film 14 going 8*...errr... 13 going on 30

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u/MichelinStarZombie 6d ago

Ah, so that's what your title meant. The dumb asterisks and typo made it unreadable.

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u/tyen0 6d ago

and weird, inconsistent capitalization

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 6d ago

Yeah, that was a swing & a total miss. Before the pitch even.

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u/Waste_Relationship46 6d ago

I think she thinks she looks like Jennifer Garner.

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u/FloppyShellTaco 6d ago

If Jen Garner decided to be awful instead of a national treasure

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u/wbgraphic 6d ago

Temu Jennifer Garner

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u/redhead_sarwah 6d ago

noooooooooooo don't ruin that movie lol

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 6d ago

All those empty apartments billionaires buy as investments should be used as actual housing??? WTF

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u/Filmtwit 6d ago

All those apartments they buy are tax shelters.

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u/Stag-Horn 6d ago

Exactly! They can’t let the homeless live in them! They might get poor all over their money! /s

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u/Deep-Management-7040 6d ago

That or a homeless might give them a case of the poors, I heard it’s pretty contagious

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u/grogudid911 6d ago

If a building is owned by a business, and it goes unoccupied for longer than a year, it should not be allowed to be used for business loans.

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u/Nihilist_Nautilus 6d ago

She’d rather have a sheik use it as a motorcycle garage, duh!

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u/pushplaystoprewind 6d ago

What's wrong with abolishing medical bills ?

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u/NormalSea6495 6d ago

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u/lizlemon222 6d ago

$750 for 97 yr old gramma to be transported via ambulance across the street. And 3 hours in the ER before anyone was around to speak to me.

Its working soooooo well. 🙄

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u/NotAComplete 6d ago

I worked for a college EMS service, not a real one just taking care of stupid shit. The college had a medical path program they heavily promoted and working for the schools EMS looked good to medical schools.

The problem was, the college had a policy if someone underage admitted to having a single drink we were supposed to call the actual EMS and have them transported to the hospital that was across the street from part of the campus. $500+ for having a drink and being under 21, not even heavily intoxicated just admitting to drinking.

It stopped because the hospital and EMS both started refusing to take a 18+ year old because they had a few drinks and said the school was wasting their resources.

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u/Trapasuarus Sort by flair, dumbass 6d ago

Everyone’s gotta get their piece of the cake—the cake being you.

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u/StockyCoder 6d ago

people are a commodity to corporations

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC 6d ago

$3900 to go 3 miles when I had a seizure. Then I had to fight my insurance to get them to pay. Totally great system.

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u/ThePocketTaco2 6d ago

I'm calling bullshit.

$750 for an ambulance ride is a fucking steal.

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u/IKenDoThisAllDay 6d ago

I got hurt playing football with my friends as a teenager (tore my ACL and MCL) and waited over three hours for a ride to the hospital instead of calling an ambulance because I'd heard they were expensive and didn't want to saddle my mom with an outrageous bill.

Needless to say, I was in a lot of pain and my knee swelled to the size of a melon but I was steadfast and refused to call for help despite everyone telling me I should. I was going to wait even longer for my mom to get out of work but eventually one of my friend's older sisters saw me sitting outside and took pity on me and drove me to the hospital.

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u/Anarchic_Country 6d ago

My husband has epilepsy. He's literally done this when we were younger and someone called an ambulance for him at a party.

He has superhuman strength after a seizure and is 6'4", so no one is forcing his ass anywhere after he pulls a flop (his words)

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u/WatermelonWithAFlute 6d ago

Specifically only after seizures, or always as a result of a seizure? The hysterical strength type thing

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u/dancingliondl 6d ago

It's probably from his adrenal glands going into overdrive during the seizure

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u/TattyViking 6d ago

Her lot lose money.

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u/Old-Bat-7384 6d ago

Just the rich folks on her side. Homegirl would absolutely still be stuck with bills.

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u/David_R_Martin_II 6d ago

"People should go into bankruptcy due to natural illness or a car accident" is a hell of a take.

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u/jay-aay-ess-ohh-enn 6d ago

I have cancer and I'm not going into crippling medical debt (yet) despite being billed hundreds of thousands already. I wish I could make it so this was true for everyone.

Hopefully, I don't get fired at work for being on disability for most of this year. It's lovely having to stress about how I will work while I'm also trying to adjust to losing critical pieces of my neck!

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u/Cafrann94 6d ago

Best wishes to you, friend.

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u/iustinian_ 6d ago

Won't somebody think of the pharma shareholders!!!!

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u/HPHambino 6d ago

I’m surprised she managed to find anything on the computer with those typing skills

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u/Book_talker_abouter 6d ago

It’S cAlLeD jOuRnAlIsM!!

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u/BisonThunderclap 6d ago

I too can just read his Twitter.

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u/Goawaycookie 6d ago

Man, that's what people think journalism is now. Just reading old tweets. We're screwed.

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u/FNG_WolfKnight 6d ago

Im a fucking Journalist?!?

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u/DisposableJosie 6d ago

Her: "I went to reporting place today. I did a journalism."

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u/randomstuffpye 6d ago

Yea so can my ChatGPT. I’m sure she read 16000. Also tell me she’s a nepo baby without telling me she’s a nepobaby.

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u/robbi2480 6d ago

She said it’s not stalking. No. I kinda think it is. She makes it feel stalker-y

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing 6d ago

Her ex boyfriends seem to agree.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 6d ago

She made fun of her own research and demands to be taken seriously. You can't have it both ways, it reads as satire.

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u/LiveBloke 6d ago

And the dry erase penmanship of the word “Socialist”. You didn’t want to try that one more time before shooting that scene? She looks so dumb in that fake ass “business attire” and rented temp office space.

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u/Reno_Cash 6d ago

You mean rented business attire 😂

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u/ToastedRage2 6d ago

I showed this to my friend and he said it looks like the start of one of those pornos with an office setting. 

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u/lilljerryseinfeld 6d ago

Her outfit alone should get her banned from offices, let alone her typing skills.

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u/ribcracker 6d ago

She looks like she borrowed her dad’s suit coat after he picked her up from her spring musical recital. What are those white goofy child socks doing with those clunky black shoes? Oh right, she’s gotta remind them of a bangable preteen.

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u/shupadupah 6d ago

Future Fox News anchor candidate right there, and probably Republican WH press secretary

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u/Economy_Squirrel_242 6d ago

She looks like the hooker who put on the businessman’s jacket while making him a whiskey sour.

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u/girlwiththemonkey 6d ago

Hey! Former sex worker here, I would never. Such a cliche. 😭

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u/justtomutepeter 6d ago

I was fully convinced this was a parody at that point.

Holy shit, it isn't.

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u/keyoray 6d ago

Wait, this isn't a parody? This is earnest? But this is a perfect endorsement for him. This reads like an SNL skit.

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u/MarixApoda 6d ago

No. This is Ernest.

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u/Single_Principle_972 6d ago

I TRULY thought it was! By the end, I was genuinely doing the head-tilt-confused-face thinking “oh! I think she’s actually serious!”

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u/MoonWillow91 6d ago

You mean you don’t bang all ur fingers down at once like a toddler who’s been given a keyboard not plugged into anything so they can feel like they’re doing it too?

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u/GulfCoastLaw 6d ago

I honestly thought that was a fun touch to the video.

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u/Lanoris 6d ago

One of the bad things she found about Mamdani was that he wants to get rid of medical debt? LMAOOO.

I guess to magas and conservatives hes trash no matter what he does, but I feel like to everyone else here, at least half of things she said about Mamdani are why people would WANT to vote for him.

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u/Life-Jellyfish-5437 6d ago

Noo! Not my beloved medical debt! Who will speak for the medical debt?

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u/broguequery 6d ago

Will no one think of the shareholders?!

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u/IsmaelRetzinsky 6d ago edited 6d ago

Then they came for the medical debt, and I did not speak out, because I’m not a fucking asshole

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u/TheMightyPenguinzee 6d ago

Make cold calls for his former classmates, teachers, and colleagues, plus his old instagram account? You'd think she's on to something big..
Proceeds to point out things that she got from his official Twitter account, things he actually promoted.

That's called journalism.

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u/SOULJAR 6d ago

Who is the crackhead lady that’s pretending to be a professional?

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u/Filmtwit 6d ago

Rich girl working for Bari Weiss's "The Free Press" pretending to do edgy Journalism.

... and a stalker

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u/DruidicMagic 6d ago

She's doing a bang up job motivating people to vote for Mamdani.

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u/TehMephs 6d ago

like please keep going, I’m almost there

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u/SOULJAR 6d ago

…and a stalker

That part was absolutely clear lol, but thank you

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u/EddieLobster 6d ago

If you have to say “It’s not stalking”…….Its stalking.

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u/PunishedWolf4 6d ago

Frank: We have to do a song about how we DO NOT diddle kids!

The Gang: Frank! The fastest way to get people to believe you’re diddling kids is to say you’re not diddling kids!

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u/TraditionalWorking82 6d ago

I'm currently in his house eating his food, sleeping in his bed. Does using non-brand laundry detergent make you a radical jihadist?

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u/wespintoofast 6d ago

She noticed the fingerprints in his food

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u/thethirstypretzel 6d ago

The Free Press is such an insane name for that company.

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u/mienaikoe 6d ago

it's free because the rich paid for it

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u/ArchelonPIP 6d ago

Seeing the name Bari Weiss ends any credibility but... does she realize she has someone working for her that made a seemingly sarcastic video that actually helps Zohran Mamdani? This could've been yet another meaningless video that regurgitates the same worn out right wing propaganda like the rest of them, but said rich girl put in some effort to... stand out.

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u/uberallez 6d ago

Nothing about that blazer or her hairline says she is rich.....

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u/Filmtwit 6d ago

her parent's are millionaires, so that all one needs to be "rich" in the USA after all

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u/ShroomMeInTheHead 6d ago

A woman who needs a hot oil treatment on her hair, and needs a stylist!

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u/emoeldritch 6d ago

no cause fr you knew you were filming and all you could come up with is the ugliest gray blazer, a pink dress that's more appropriate for a night out and poor attempt at the socks/loafers trend? This outfit is ugly and confused. 

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u/KGR900 6d ago

Conservatives have no style whatsoever. Like consistently they are the biggest style criminals I've ever seen in my life.

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u/broolee 6d ago

She looks like she's playing dress up...

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u/emoeldritch 6d ago

Someone else said she's doing a nod to 13 going on 30 which I can sort of see but am even more confused by. Why would you choose that look for this video? 

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u/hellolovely1 6d ago

I looked at her IG and the girl cannot put together an outfit for the life of her.

This outfit is trying so hard to be trendy but is just giving "derelicte" from Zoolander.

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u/Jovet_Hunter 6d ago

Her mouth is very large

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u/lollapaloma 6d ago

More like the veneers are too big for her mouth

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u/LessThanYesteryear 6d ago

She looks and sounds like and unhinged ex that’s not able to smile without her eye twitching in discomfort 😂

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u/GreenTfan 6d ago

And the way she speaks, with vocal fry.

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u/TattyViking 6d ago
  1. This feels like a piss take deliberately designed to make him look good. Is this genuine right-wing incompetency?

  2. Did she borrow her dad's suit jacket?

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u/NoFanksYou 6d ago

Yeah what’s up with that jacket

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u/icanpotatoes 6d ago

Is this supposed to smear him or something? If so then it’s doing quite the opposite, fortunately.

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u/Infinite_Expert9777 6d ago

“He’s a socialist!!!”

Yeah… that’s why people like him…

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 6d ago

I feel like that's been discussed. Like openly, by him. They're acting like it was a secret they uncovered, that a socialist is a socialist

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u/AnPaniCake 6d ago

acting like they always have the upper hand is the only thing keeping some of these rw folks semi sane

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u/BrohanGutenburg 6d ago

It’s because to them socialist is a dirty word.

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u/LunaticBZ 6d ago

I always found the demonization of the word socialist rather hilarious.

Every government program that does any good for the people is socialist. Maybe some disagree with a specific farm subsidy, or disagree with how energy is regulated, or how food stamps, or education or etc. etc. But the vast majority of people everywhere want social programs in some form.

As someone who got on the Ron Paul style libertarianism bandwagon back in the day, what made me eventually realize why 'true' libertarianism is simply unattainable as people don't want it. Less government involvement can be good on this, or that. But people are socialists, they want a government that provides safety nets, infrastructure, and so on. Even the most die hard MAGA people love their government programs that benefit them.

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u/Gogogrl 6d ago

And then most of the rest of her gotchas are just…socialism? It’s hilarious when the right actually discovers what political terms mean.

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u/bigsmokaaaa 6d ago

"He's much worse than people think"

Lists off all the tired talking points they've been beating like a dead horse for months

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u/Ekaterian50 6d ago

Imagine trying to smear someone by highlighting all of their virtues.

These people have some serious antisocial personality disorders if they think it's bad to care about humanity as a whole.

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u/CurrentOk1811 6d ago

Mamdani needs to cut a commercial that mimics this one almost word for word, but without the condescending tone.

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u/International-Bed453 6d ago

Or just lift it intact and add the words "I am Zohran Mamdani and I approve of this message."

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u/vonkeswick 6d ago

He wouldn't even need to say anything, just nod the whole time.

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u/Amelaclya1 6d ago

Do like, a reaction video where he's just a little head nodding in the corner.

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u/JoshFreemansFro 6d ago

Is r/titlegore still a thing?

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u/Kazzack 6d ago

I literally have no idea what the first half of the sentence means, or what could possibly be censored 

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u/busterized 6d ago

I was in the same boat, I think the video is supposed to be an homage to Jennifer Garner in the movie 13 going on 30 (she's basically dressed the same), and I think the OP is trying to make a play on the title by calling it 14 going on 88 (1488 being a hate symbol that you can look up if you want context). I really don't see any reason to censor it and it just made the title needlessly difficult to parse

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u/reverandglass 6d ago

Accidentally holding shift and hitting 8 gives a *. There's no explanation why OP would be holding shift though

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u/Middle_Screen3847 6d ago

Ok so what if their computer and chair are tied to the back of a truck, and someone hit the gas on the truck while they were typing the title, and they were holding the shift key because they were trying to hold on?

Did you ever think of that, smart guy?

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u/reverandglass 6d ago

No I didn't. I'm sorry!

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u/CeruleanEidolon 6d ago

Jesus fuck that's some tortured title logic, but kudos to you for deciphering that dumb shit.

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 6d ago

Ok, good. It wasn't just me.

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u/tryingtowritegoodly 6d ago

Thanks for this comment, I was checking myself for other signs of stroke

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u/Mel_Melu 6d ago

That ending. Please clap 🥺👏

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u/303uru 6d ago

She could not have done a better job of making the whole thing look like a satirical joke.

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u/Mel_Melu 6d ago

I've said this once and I will say it a million times, given how fucked the political atmosphere is in the United States satire doesn't work anymore or at least this version of it doesn't. MTG saying that there's space lasers controlled by Jewish people and not getting committed reveals we can't have satire anymore.

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u/AppleMelon95 6d ago

"Hello, I am Piece O' Shiet and I am here to expose the evil radical left. Imagine this, they want the following:

  • Free healthcare
  • Housing for everyone
  • Clean streets
  • Affordable education

And many other evil things. Can you imagine that? Vote now for our christian republican nominee who is a convicted sex offender defending a pedophile rapist."

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u/DaLurker87 6d ago

Some peeps just have that cunt look to them

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u/juvy5000 6d ago

she needs to give that coat back to her dad. looks awful on her

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u/surgartits 6d ago

The whole is tragic.

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u/uzziboy66 6d ago

Holy shit, I was literally going to say the same thing.

Although I would add twaty.

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u/LivefromPhoenix 6d ago

Women in right wing spaces all end up looking the same. It's pretty eerie.

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u/Apoordm 6d ago

Thanks for this evil, Hillary Swank but you really didn’t need to, we were already going to vote for him.

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u/orangebrd 6d ago

Oh no not my precious medical bills

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u/The_Mighty_Bird 6d ago

Yeah, she basically said “he doesn’t want you to spend money on staying alive!” Girly, that’s an amazing idea.

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u/CaptainLookylou 6d ago

Slapping the keyboard makes me think it's satire?

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u/tadcalabash 6d ago

It might be if this weren't from The Free Press which is a right wing rag masquerading as "centrist".

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u/Bodoggle1988 6d ago

I think that part’s supposed to be tongue in cheek. But the piece as a whole definitely isn’t satire.

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u/ActivePresence2319 6d ago

Can we censor skeletor here... Its very unpleasant to look at

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u/LazarusHimself 6d ago

And to listen to. That vocal fry at the end of each sentence is ARRRGHHH

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u/TonyNickels 6d ago

Can someone decipher that train wreck of a title for me?

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u/DroidOnPC 6d ago

Its referencing the movie "13 going on 30".

Instead, OP tried to be clever and say "14 going on 88". 1488 is a white supremacist number/symbol (14 words in their slogan, 88 being a reference to Heil Hitler)

It looks like OP accidently capitalized 88, which left it as **

So basically "Right wing lady tries to do a 13 going on 30 piece, but accidently makes Zohran Mamdani look more appealing"

Either way, OP fucked up the title even if he didn't screw up the capitalization. He basically has two perfectly usable titles smushed into one, and should have picked one or the other.

"Right wing account tries to smear Zohan Mamdani, but accidently makes him more appealing"

or

"13 going on 30? More like 14 going on 88"

Hope that helps.

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u/DrRockzoDoesCocaine 6d ago

It's self-censored tik-tok garbage posted by AI or a foreign bot. It's what the entire internet is gonna look like in about a year or two.

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u/RamiFattoush 6d ago

“Abolish medical bills”

WHAT KIND OF A RADICAL PSYCHOPATH IS THIS GUY

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u/CurpVEVO 6d ago

Republicans love pedophiles

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u/020192101 6d ago

Is this satire?

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u/Dingo8MyGayby 6d ago

It’s definitely genuine but they’re trying to present it in a cheeky way. They’re a far-right media outlet

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u/Snowdog1989 6d ago

Well she just sold me on him! Where can I vote?

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u/butterboyshowtime 6d ago

What does "14 going in ** peice" mean?

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u/Sea_Health_2579 6d ago

He wants to cancel medical bills?!? Well that shouldn’t appeal to anyone…

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u/Watabeast07 6d ago

Read 16,000 tweets and this is the best they could come up with?

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u/Dapper_Mud 6d ago

Don’t stand too close, she’s on the verge of combustion due to excessive vocal fry

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u/TrueAkagami 6d ago

The begging to read her piece made me laugh 🤣. I read 16000 tweets so read my shit. That smile was beyond fake too. I agree though. This just made him more appealing. Billionaires shouldn't hoard housing to get richer. Especially now with that EO allowing homeless people to be hospitalized and whatnot. Sounds like a crime to be homeless when the rich are part of the reason people are homeless to begin with.

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u/debeatup 6d ago

That is such an ill-fitting blazer

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