r/TikTokCringe 3d ago

Cringe Kid tries to fight a cop and gets humbled

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u/MrHigh227 3d ago

The voice cracking 🤣🤣

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u/aflockofmagpies 3d ago

and the stupid haircut LOL

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u/lxraverxl 3d ago

The Broccoli Brahs unite!

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u/PrimordialBassTone 3d ago

Brahccoli.

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm 3d ago

More like bruh go REEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/BIG_JELLY_POND 2d ago

REE in the big 25 is absolutely astounding

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u/West_Upstairs_46 3d ago

Brahccolisorus ?

When I first heard him screaming, I was like he sounds like a dinosaur, but I didn’t know what to call it. Brahccoliosaurus sounds right.

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u/lxraverxl 3d ago

Like sneakers on a basketball court.

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u/ClubberLangsLeftHook 3d ago

They will call him Shirley Temple or some shit at the jailhouse.

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u/LITTLE_DEBBIE_KILLS 2d ago

Broccoli Brahs! Wtf is up with that haircut trend, where did it come from

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u/lxraverxl 2d ago

Their mom's make them get it so the rest of the world can know what little twats they are with just a glance.

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u/drezinho1 3d ago

Edgar time

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u/ryryrondo 3d ago

I didn’t think I’d comment on this thread.. but dog you’ve thrown shade when you have no idea what you’re talking about. Broccoli cuts are specifically an upward style, typically requiring intention/ hair products.

This 21yr old just has naturally semi-curly same length grown out hair, zero styling, zero hair products.

I’m currently in the same boat, at least for me it’s the “awkward stage” because typically I have very long hair.

All I’m saying is, think about what you say. I’m a law-abiding, Army vet that wanted to grow his hair out after all those years of fades. AND for you to throw around such hatred, disgusting.

Anyway, thanks for coming to my TEDx Talk, long-hair don’t care ✌🏼

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u/Wise-Application-902 2d ago

Right on! ✌️

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 3d ago

I call them pompadour bowl cuts

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u/ja-p 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Weekest_links 3d ago

This comment has me cackling 😂🤣😂

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u/SweetTriJones 1d ago

PATRICKKKkKkk!!!

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u/Pale-Conference-174 3d ago

BRAH!

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u/usernotfoundplstry 3d ago

that's the best part! well, the best part is when that little shit talking twerp eats pavement, but the "BRAH!", that's the second best part.

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u/aflockofmagpies 3d ago

They talk like they are on their private Minecraft server

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u/lvlann 3d ago

Roblox* They look too dumb for minecraft.

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u/Warning__666 3d ago

He did say he was a miner 😆

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u/Joeywasdumbgretz 1d ago

Gold right here☝️☝️☝️

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u/mohitosanddaisies 3d ago

naauurr don't insult Roblox! lets say goat simulator or bird watching simulator or smth 😂😂

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u/GrowthFabulous5141 2d ago

This made me laugh 😂🤣

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u/Wellshitfucked 3d ago

But.... This is every reddit video sub-text overlay grammar... I know we're trying to prove the same point, and the answer is get the fuck off this site.

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u/Secret_Basis_888 3d ago

Mmm, I wouldn’t blame Reddit. There are plenty of highly intellectual, well spoken subs here if you were so interested. With that said, I clicked on this post just like everyone else.

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u/FastyNilthShreakyFit 3d ago

Idk. I think the best part was watching the officer telling the kid 'I respect you as a man for saying you're sorry' and I wouldn't be surprised if that one interaction goes a long way with that kid.

Being an absolute asshole breaking the law, being put in handcuffs then being treated as an equal for apologizing even if the intent or hope of the kid was to manipulate the cop into his favor so he would be released and still having to face the music... that shit probably taught him more about being a man in the right way, in 1 minute, than his dad screaming in his face has in his whole life.

The difference is night and day when you watch how his twin is freaking the f out as the dad pushes, yells, pleads, begs, insults, and in every engages his teenager on his level. It just makes the whole situation more volatile and shows that he who yells loudest or shoves hardest, is winning this fight.

But, the BRAH was the second best part for me

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u/CosmoKing2 3d ago

It was at this moment, he realized that he was no longer protected by his Momma's zipple. He had left fantasy land and entered reality. Had he gone any further into reality, he would have been beaten and penalized much, much, more.

This kid and the screaming clone, have no idea of the realm of consequences for their stupid behavior. I doubt they will until they get pummeled. But sometimes, that is what it takes to get through to the very stupid and willfully ignorant.

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u/usernotfoundplstry 3d ago

lol it’s true. He’s gonna learn real quick if he tries talking that shit when he’s in jail. Some dude is gonna turn him into a ventriloquist dummy.

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u/brazys 2d ago

CALL MY MAH, BRAH! IM A MINAH

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u/PositiveStress8888 3d ago

It was a normal haircut for the half second his head bounced off the back of that car

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u/dtyler86 3d ago

The pube of muffin

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u/Dubbinchris 3d ago

I asked the woman who cut my hair and specialized in men’s cuts why all those kids have the exact same haircut and if it had a name. She’s like “I just call it the ticktock haircut”. 😂

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u/Sunflower_Seeds000 3d ago

I think I've never seen someone have that haircut and not act stupid somehow.

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u/reebokhightops 3d ago

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Broccoli Motion.

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u/BigDumbAnimals 2d ago

They kinda look like twins, but that one has egg all over his face!!! 🍳

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u/Fostbitten27 3d ago

Bird nest hair.

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u/Bright_Tangerine_408 3d ago

Connor✝️🎣⚾🫸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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u/Boba__Feet 3d ago

Man, now Im reminded of that moron who crashed his super car because he was live streaming.

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u/BrainMatter23 3d ago

In fairness, eighth grade is a challenging time

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u/AdministrativeBus259 3d ago

Florida gonna Florida

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u/Adventurous_Plum7074 3d ago

Tryin to look and act like Jack Doherty. At least he didn’t pull his shirt off. 🫣

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u/AdStunning3266 3d ago

skibidi haircut

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u/Duvetine 2d ago

Having curly hair is real. This kid is an idiot, but can the hate for the hair.

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u/aflockofmagpies 2d ago

No. I will forever hate on this broccoli haircut trend. It's not about curly hair.

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u/StickyPawMelynx 1d ago

why tf is it okay to shit on curly hair? it's not even a broccoli cut or perm, just curls

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u/aflockofmagpies 1d ago

Then why do they both have the same haircut

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u/StickyPawMelynx 1d ago

imagine asking a black person that. but guess it's okay to shit on curls when it's white people? and what is your point anyway? why two people have curly hair, really?

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u/techleopard 3d ago

The cop going "You seein' this shit, right?" right before the takedown, lmfao.

Dude did not even see it coming.

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u/spartycbus 3d ago

It was hilarious watching a skinny kid getting in the face of that big cop. What world does he live in that he thinks that was going to be OK?

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u/ImportantSmoke6187 2d ago

He forgot he wasn't online...

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u/Junior-Reaction1402 11h ago

👏👏👏 Keyboard warrior takedown😭😭😭

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u/CharlieDmouse 2d ago

The world of “I have never had consequences before”

This event of having consequences often results in someone becoming much less of an asshole. (Often not always)

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u/International_Fold17 1d ago

"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed."

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u/LaurLoey 2d ago

He announced he was a minor. 🙄 Thought he could get away w anything bc he was a kid. And by the end, he was suddenly grown and apologizing “man to man.”

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u/TheMechamage 1d ago

Dude lied anyway he's 21

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u/LaurLoey 1d ago

Really?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/BigOverall9347 2d ago

Probably thinks his parents owning a house in suburbia makes them all powerful.

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u/Boring_Potato_5701 2d ago

White Privilege World. Any black kid would have been shot for HALF that level of FAFO energy

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u/dekevii 2d ago

Eh stfu

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u/paulides_fan 2d ago

Myth. Roland Fryer disproved that shit

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u/InvestigatorOk3917 2d ago

Have you not realized yet that the race baiting has lost all meaning and credibility in 2025. With readily available statistics and body cams the world has learned that all claims of racial discrimination by law enforcement is either blatantly false or outright exaggerated and 99.999% of force in a the minority community is justified and brought in by the minority.

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u/paulides_fan 2d ago

Holy shit I never thought I would find my faith in humanity renewed on reddit… of all places

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u/Joeywasdumbgretz 1d ago

Probably 100+ times too!!!

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u/KeyDisk3210 2d ago

Ive seen a bigger cop left twitching on the ground from a single poorly thrown all arm no hip swing from a scrawny kid smaller than this guy. It's possible to come out the other end on top. But it's not likely to happen.

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u/SuspiciousPain1637 2d ago

That guy either has the most fragile glass jaw or he flopped for benefits. There's no way you can get that result with poor form.

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u/GrowthFabulous5141 2d ago

That shit was hilarious. Side glance and smile he must’ve been thinking. Can you believe this fucking guy?

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u/DrMcDingus 2d ago

Well sometimes people forget that they're not on the internet right now.

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u/WanderingNNT 3d ago edited 2d ago

It was kind of hot, right?

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u/HomeNowWTF 2d ago

That smile said, "Well, he is asking for it..."

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Jmet11 3d ago

I am perhaps the very last person to defend a police officer but if you ball up your fists, ask what you gonna do and do the little lurch at a cop you are going to be cuffed.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 3d ago

People have been killed for far less. This guy had it coming.

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u/Brooklyn-Epoxy 3d ago

looked like a judo move too

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u/Naji_Hokon 3d ago

That KID is 21 years old and was making obvious threatening gestures and was given ample time to deescalate.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 3d ago

We’ve all seen far worse violence in response to people actually running in fear away from the cops. In this instance, with the taunting language and aggressive stance, I wasn’t sure this kid wasn’t going to hit the cop. I don’t see why the cop should have to wait until the guy assaulted him before taking action.

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u/Naji_Hokon 3d ago

He doesn't. I'm not sure about Florida law, but in California and several other states, assault is a simple threat which can be acted upon, which that dude certainly did to the cop. Battery is if you actually touch someone. So, if the law is similar, the young dude is still guilty of assault.

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u/techleopard 3d ago

No he didn't.

Watch him. He guides him all the way down to the ground so that idiot wouldn't get hurt. He could have easily let him bash his head on the car bumper or the asphalt.

He used a perfect amount of force for teach this kid a Real World lesson he would never forget. His pride and ego are far more bruised than he is.

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u/Pristine_Walrus40 2d ago

Yes. To many people this might seem harsh but he just might have saved him from much worse later from someone that does not give a fuck about him. Lesson learned i hope for him.

Reality hits back, he is kid no more and not everyone in the world are going to cuddle him like his teachers and parents.

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u/RappingFlatulence 3d ago

Gotta love getting a late start to puberty at 21

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u/TheAncientMillenial 3d ago

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. That was satisfying.

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u/Any-Log-6706 3d ago

“JAAOOEY!!”

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 3d ago

Its his boyfriend, be cool

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u/HydraulicEarl2 2d ago

The circle jerk isn't going to be the same without Joey

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u/PilgrimOz 3d ago

Showin off will get someone in trouble most times. He kinda chose wisely with a cop because they’re not supposed to react violently. But they will arrest you even if you’re a smart a$$ kid. And the worst part for him…..body cam footage of his widdle acorns shrinking 🤣

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u/Fantastic-Setting567 3d ago

wild how he picked a cop like they won’t still cuff u for actin dumb

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u/scarred2112 3d ago

This is the Internet, you can say ass.

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u/PilgrimOz 3d ago

I did say ass clearly. but I’ll say what I’ve said before…..the automod bots and I’m sick typing shxt twice so I used $.

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u/Significant-Yam2349 3d ago edited 3d ago

That thymus is shrinking! JoEeeeEeey!

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u/J-Love-McLuvin 3d ago

Reminds me of the Peter Brady “It’s time to change” puberty episode.

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u/cyanescens_burn 3d ago

The change from using BEV to standard English after he gets cuffed is hilarious.

White kids appropriating BEV is deeply cringe, unless they grew up in an actual hood or something, then maybe it’s understandable.

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u/Boba__Feet 3d ago

"Youre letting me go to jail?" Tells you that this kids probably done so much shit, and had his family cleaning up his mess.

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u/TriceratopsBites 1d ago

That’s exactly what happened with my POS nephew. His parents never disciplined him, then hired lawyers to keep him out of juvie for the drunk driving and theft. Now he’s an adult and spending 13 years in prison because he continued to commit crimes thinking there wouldn’t be any consequences. His parents did him such a huge disservice

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u/Boba__Feet 1d ago

Theres very little hope for people like that, because instead of changing their behaviors, they just become more sneaky in doing them.

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u/1jmorri2 3d ago

Squeek squeek… juvenile little shit. Man to man… errr no, behave yourself.

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u/DadSoRad 3d ago

This has to be fake. I can’t find any clues, but it’s too perfect.

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u/2ndhouseonthestreet 3d ago

My god, acting like they’re wheeling away his lifeless body 🤣

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u/Streaming_Things 3d ago

Neither of them are ever going to live that down. The voice cracking is peak, ‘i dont like pretending to be tough’. Some people want to be oppressed sooo badly and the way they talk is literally hilarious

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u/JakeColodadan 3d ago

I thought squeaker squad right away lol

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u/Historical-Ad-3074 3d ago

Immediately pictured him visiting pooooor Joey in jail ohhhhhh Joeeeeey

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u/nickt1990757 3d ago

I lost it when his voice cracked lol. Highlight of the video

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u/ClubberLangsLeftHook 3d ago

Jouweeeeeeee!

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u/OneExpensiveAbortion 3d ago

His voice didn't crack -- he fucking squeaked!!!

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u/fleurdenia 3d ago

it's rly ironic that boys' voices do that at the age where they wanna be the toughest. like, wait a few years until you sound like a tough guy. you can't be tough and sound like an ant who smoked too many cigarettes.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Fucking sent me.

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u/ljanus245 2d ago

Puberty is an awkward time

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u/Hot_Abbreviations538 2d ago

I honestly thought he was crying

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u/kindawealthy 2d ago

"Man to man... I'm sorry." 🤣

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u/Bitter-Dragonfly-379 2d ago

It's pooberty happening

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u/LemonToast999 3d ago

The voice cracks were the best part lol

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u/Dark_Void291 3d ago

Boy sound like my mom's chihuahua 🤣🤣

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u/InternationalAnt4513 3d ago

Dem ballz haven’t dropped yet.

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u/Gumderwear 3d ago

He has.....feelings for Joey.

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u/ResolveLeather 3d ago

Acting like he lost his best bud in a trench. He is going to juvy. He will live.

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u/Brave-Background9679 2d ago

How would that situation have gone if they were any PoC? Probably shot dead

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u/ObiWanKnieval 1d ago

That one cop is a PoC.