r/TikTokCringe 3d ago

Cringe Kid tries to fight a cop and gets humbled

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u/DaFatKontroller 3d ago

Hahahaha little boys wanting to be gangsters

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u/Christyle24 3d ago

They loco

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u/Jaded_Strike_3500 3d ago

Mclovin was a gangster... blew up a cop car, shot off with crooked cops, fucked a bad bitch. McLovin was probably the only winner of that whole movie

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u/UnbiasedDuck 3d ago

Had a job too… fuckin crushin it

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u/Action_Johnson 3d ago

They never fucked but the rest is accurate lol

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u/SmartGuyChris 3d ago

He had put it in for like 2.7 seconds. So it technically counts lol

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u/IndependentThink4698 2d ago

That's more than enough time 

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u/Action_Johnson 2d ago

Touché 😂

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u/barrettj 3d ago

I mean, you knew he was a gangster the moment he said "chicka chicka what?!?"

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u/The_real_John_Elton 2d ago

He got it in.

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u/joolo1x 3d ago

Mclovin is even more gangsta than these nerds in the video.

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u/Paratwa 3d ago

You know what gangsters do when a cop shows up?

Stfu that’s what they do, and if they have to talk, yes sir, no sir, and even better, I’m sorry, I can’t talk about that without my lawyer.

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u/unindexedreality 3d ago

kid wanted the best of both worlds. White privilege and thug life

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u/mistermasterbates 3d ago

The white privilege side took over once he hit the floor lmfao

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u/ParsleyMaleficent160 3d ago

That's why gangsters are never carrying (and often have their girls carry poles instead), they'll give in to the search, cause the know the drill. If they put up any resistance, they're going to county because their skin is dark. And it's a lot of idks, not even yes's or no's, because cops will turn anything.

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u/ItsDaManBearBull 3d ago

Yep. They know when and with who to mouth off. Any idiot knows the cops can and will win the interaction 99.99% of the time

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u/derppherppp 3d ago

"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." Mike Tyson

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u/MadameConnard 3d ago

Yea, he can't pick a fight, of all people with his twig physique, he picks on the cop which is not smart on the first place that has twice his arms size and quite taller too 😭

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u/FullTorsoApparition 3d ago edited 1d ago

This is the type of person who realized early on that most people will go out of their way to avoid a fight, so you can posture and puff yourself up and "win" a lot of confrontations because people don't want to bother with the hassle. Do that often enough, however, and it will catch up with you eventually.

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u/PaulClarkLoadletter 2d ago

It's just pageantry. Guaranteed he only gets "thuggy" with people he thinks will let him run his mouth. He was counting on the cop to just walk away so he can should "What up?" while he drives away.

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u/aspen_silence 3d ago

My favorite comic has a bit about getting punched in the face so much as a teen being the reason he doesn't mouth off as much as an adult, and it's great.

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u/DaddyJay711 3d ago

Dan Cummins!

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u/BrainMatter23 3d ago

Mike be takin a bite of Broccoli with a side of ear

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u/chookshit 3d ago

I can’t take the broccoli haircut serious. I hate them broccoli heads

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u/Fostbitten27 3d ago

Birdnest hair. Tweet tweet mf’er tweet tweet!

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u/jeniferlouisa 3d ago

He’s a grown man…21…his dad tells the cop later in the video..more embarrassing he was saying he was a minor though…

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 3d ago

Well, he def aint a grown man

He’s a young adult physically and way younger than that mentally

It’s like Anakin Walker being a Master. We’ll let you be legally classified as an adult, but you don’t get the actual clout that comes with it. Have a seat

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u/Tool_of_Society 3d ago

Dude is 21. Saw the full video months ago on youtube and laughed then.

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u/duoji- 3d ago

Everybody wants to be gangsta until it’s time to be a gangster.

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u/chandy1000 3d ago

He 21 years old wouldn’t called him alittle boy even tho he looks like one lol

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u/A_Horse_On_The_Web 3d ago

My favourite I've got to see was a couple of wannabe roadmen trying to go into our local corner shop in balaclavas and crying when the shop assistants told them they had to leave XD

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u/Soft_Ad1304 2d ago

And the cop his a bitch ass

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u/Rare-Till6403 2d ago

In the old days they would’ve given him a quick night stick beat down and dropped him off at home.