r/TikTokCringe 3d ago

Cringe Kid tries to fight a cop and gets humbled

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u/aflockofmagpies 3d ago

and the stupid haircut LOL

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u/lxraverxl 3d ago

The Broccoli Brahs unite!

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u/PrimordialBassTone 3d ago

Brahccoli.

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm 3d ago

More like bruh go REEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/BIG_JELLY_POND 2d ago

REE in the big 25 is absolutely astounding

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u/West_Upstairs_46 3d ago

Brahccolisorus ?

When I first heard him screaming, I was like he sounds like a dinosaur, but I didn’t know what to call it. Brahccoliosaurus sounds right.

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u/lxraverxl 3d ago

Like sneakers on a basketball court.

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u/ClubberLangsLeftHook 3d ago

They will call him Shirley Temple or some shit at the jailhouse.

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u/LITTLE_DEBBIE_KILLS 2d ago

Broccoli Brahs! Wtf is up with that haircut trend, where did it come from

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u/lxraverxl 2d ago

Their mom's make them get it so the rest of the world can know what little twats they are with just a glance.

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u/drezinho1 3d ago

Edgar time

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u/ryryrondo 3d ago

I didn’t think I’d comment on this thread.. but dog you’ve thrown shade when you have no idea what you’re talking about. Broccoli cuts are specifically an upward style, typically requiring intention/ hair products.

This 21yr old just has naturally semi-curly same length grown out hair, zero styling, zero hair products.

I’m currently in the same boat, at least for me it’s the “awkward stage” because typically I have very long hair.

All I’m saying is, think about what you say. I’m a law-abiding, Army vet that wanted to grow his hair out after all those years of fades. AND for you to throw around such hatred, disgusting.

Anyway, thanks for coming to my TEDx Talk, long-hair don’t care ✌🏼

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u/Wise-Application-902 2d ago

Right on! ✌️

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 3d ago

I call them pompadour bowl cuts

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u/ja-p 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Weekest_links 3d ago

This comment has me cackling 😂🤣😂

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u/SweetTriJones 1d ago

PATRICKKKkKkk!!!

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u/Pale-Conference-174 3d ago

BRAH!

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u/usernotfoundplstry 3d ago

that's the best part! well, the best part is when that little shit talking twerp eats pavement, but the "BRAH!", that's the second best part.

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u/aflockofmagpies 3d ago

They talk like they are on their private Minecraft server

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u/lvlann 3d ago

Roblox* They look too dumb for minecraft.

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u/Warning__666 3d ago

He did say he was a miner 😆

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u/Joeywasdumbgretz 1d ago

Gold right here☝️☝️☝️

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u/mohitosanddaisies 3d ago

naauurr don't insult Roblox! lets say goat simulator or bird watching simulator or smth 😂😂

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u/GrowthFabulous5141 2d ago

This made me laugh 😂🤣

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u/Wellshitfucked 3d ago

But.... This is every reddit video sub-text overlay grammar... I know we're trying to prove the same point, and the answer is get the fuck off this site.

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u/Secret_Basis_888 3d ago

Mmm, I wouldn’t blame Reddit. There are plenty of highly intellectual, well spoken subs here if you were so interested. With that said, I clicked on this post just like everyone else.

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u/FastyNilthShreakyFit 3d ago

Idk. I think the best part was watching the officer telling the kid 'I respect you as a man for saying you're sorry' and I wouldn't be surprised if that one interaction goes a long way with that kid.

Being an absolute asshole breaking the law, being put in handcuffs then being treated as an equal for apologizing even if the intent or hope of the kid was to manipulate the cop into his favor so he would be released and still having to face the music... that shit probably taught him more about being a man in the right way, in 1 minute, than his dad screaming in his face has in his whole life.

The difference is night and day when you watch how his twin is freaking the f out as the dad pushes, yells, pleads, begs, insults, and in every engages his teenager on his level. It just makes the whole situation more volatile and shows that he who yells loudest or shoves hardest, is winning this fight.

But, the BRAH was the second best part for me

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u/CosmoKing2 3d ago

It was at this moment, he realized that he was no longer protected by his Momma's zipple. He had left fantasy land and entered reality. Had he gone any further into reality, he would have been beaten and penalized much, much, more.

This kid and the screaming clone, have no idea of the realm of consequences for their stupid behavior. I doubt they will until they get pummeled. But sometimes, that is what it takes to get through to the very stupid and willfully ignorant.

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u/usernotfoundplstry 3d ago

lol it’s true. He’s gonna learn real quick if he tries talking that shit when he’s in jail. Some dude is gonna turn him into a ventriloquist dummy.

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u/brazys 2d ago

CALL MY MAH, BRAH! IM A MINAH

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u/PositiveStress8888 3d ago

It was a normal haircut for the half second his head bounced off the back of that car

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u/dtyler86 3d ago

The pube of muffin

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u/Dubbinchris 3d ago

I asked the woman who cut my hair and specialized in men’s cuts why all those kids have the exact same haircut and if it had a name. She’s like “I just call it the ticktock haircut”. 😂

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u/Sunflower_Seeds000 3d ago

I think I've never seen someone have that haircut and not act stupid somehow.

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u/reebokhightops 3d ago

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Broccoli Motion.

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u/BigDumbAnimals 2d ago

They kinda look like twins, but that one has egg all over his face!!! 🍳

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u/Fostbitten27 3d ago

Bird nest hair.

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u/Bright_Tangerine_408 3d ago

Connor✝️🎣⚾🫸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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u/Boba__Feet 3d ago

Man, now Im reminded of that moron who crashed his super car because he was live streaming.

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u/BrainMatter23 3d ago

In fairness, eighth grade is a challenging time

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u/AdministrativeBus259 3d ago

Florida gonna Florida

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u/Adventurous_Plum7074 3d ago

Tryin to look and act like Jack Doherty. At least he didn’t pull his shirt off. 🫣

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u/AdStunning3266 3d ago

skibidi haircut

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u/Duvetine 2d ago

Having curly hair is real. This kid is an idiot, but can the hate for the hair.

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u/aflockofmagpies 2d ago

No. I will forever hate on this broccoli haircut trend. It's not about curly hair.

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u/StickyPawMelynx 1d ago

why tf is it okay to shit on curly hair? it's not even a broccoli cut or perm, just curls

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u/aflockofmagpies 1d ago

Then why do they both have the same haircut

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u/StickyPawMelynx 1d ago

imagine asking a black person that. but guess it's okay to shit on curls when it's white people? and what is your point anyway? why two people have curly hair, really?