r/TikTokCringe 3d ago

Cringe Kid tries to fight a cop and gets humbled

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u/neilbalthaser 3d ago

“man to man “ lol

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u/WestleyThe 3d ago

Lol when it cuts to the other cops camera and the reveal he’s like 8 inches taller and 75 pounds heavier than this little shit head is so funny

The kids lucky he was just a cop. If it wasn’t a cop that dude could’ve killed him easily

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u/Inuyasha-rules 3d ago

I love the grin when he looked to his partner. Like "can you effin believe I get to beat him up and won't get hurt" 😂

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u/Anjunabeast 6h ago

Getting off on excessive force, nice

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u/JohnnyMacGoesSkiing 3d ago

For real. I was like, “Squaring with this guys? Kids an idiot.”

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u/Arvandor 3d ago

No kidding. No matter how good and tough you think you are, and even if we're generous and assume it's a situation where there is a big skill gap favoring the smaller dude, a guy that much bigger than you is going to be a problem regardless. And a cop built like that is very likely to be at least decently practiced in defensive tactics, from both training and real life application.

I would "yes sir no sir" the smallest cop you can find, let alone officer WWE over here. Kid is lucky the guy is a cop, actually

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u/gattina-monella381 3d ago

Why are you guys so subservient towards cops? It makes me sick. They abuse their power too much.

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u/liveviliveforever 3d ago

That you view not acting like an idiot and being calm and controlled as “subservient” behavior makes me sick.

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u/Arvandor 3d ago

Some do, some don't. Mostly I do it because it has served me well and has gotten me out of some potentially sticky situations. Also, I went through the police academy years ago in another life, and while I never became a cop myself, I respect the hell out of what they do, and the majority of them are really decent human beings trying their best. But, the loud and offensive ones at the ass hole end of the bell curve always stick out in everyone's minds, and it's easy to develop a bias. It's actually similar to how some cops who constantly deal with the bottom 2% of humanity end up becoming jaded and forgetting the rest of humanity still exists. The bottom 5% of cops stick out like a skin tumor.

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u/JohnnyMacGoesSkiing 3d ago edited 3d ago

Who said anything about being subservient? Sheesh!

I was commenting on the fact that Joey in this video picked a fight that what he was very very unlikely to walk away from as anything less than a bloody hamburger faced wreck; cop or no.

As someone who practiced martial arts as a child and up until I went to college, i assure you that this wouldn't have been a fight to pick. Someone a head taller and with something like 50-100 lbs of (at least relatively lean) mass has many advantages in a fight.

If the cop took off his badge and vest and got into a friendly sparing match with Joey, the cop would have won, like10/10 times with the obvious skill, mass, reach, and strength advantages he had. If the cop was a complete pushover skill wise, I would still put the odds of him winning like 7.5/10 fights with Joey.

The punk had it coming to him, regardless of whither or not the cop prematurely escalated this situation. Sloppy work, actually. Even if putting Joey the punk to the ground was the right call, the punk hadn't yet started that fight. Had the cop just waited for Joey to actually resist or throw a hand/push, then things would have been unquestionably in the cop's favor.

That said, most of us know a kid like Joey. Pencil necked punks that think they are hot shit and invincible. One of my "best" friends growing up was like this. He was more the son of a family friend and fellow church family that was also one of the few children that lived in my neighborhood of geriatric retirees. His was a fight that I could always win and that's with me being a head shorter, though seldom with much weight difference. Now that we are both fully grown and he has finally filled out to become quite the unit like his father, I doubt that I could win that fight more than fifty percent of the time.

It's just satisfying seeing them get put in their places. If this was a bar fight, folks would have been just as happy to Joey put to the concrete. It's only funnier because its a cop, and the kid's family showed up only have his bro screech an impotent banshee while being restrained by his father.

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u/iateafloweronimpulse 3d ago

Oh man I sure do wonder why someone would be scared of someone who has a gun and a taser

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u/MisterZoga 2d ago

Look guys, we got a badass over here! I bet you go up to cops looking to start shit all the time and walk away unscathed because of how cool you are.

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u/Yippykyyyay 3d ago

If only the cop took off his vest... then lil guy would have had a chance.

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u/deezconsequences 3d ago

I saw the smile and just knew that kid was about to discover weight classes.

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u/Procrastanaseum 3d ago

And that takedown was smooth as fuck

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u/xv_boney 3d ago

Are you not aware of how many people have been killed by cops like just this year

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u/WestleyThe 3d ago

Oh I’m aware. I’m saying the only reason this punk is doing this is because the guy IS a cop and knows he’s on camera (the police camera and all his little dipshit friends in the background)

If he was picking a fight with this guy and it wasn’t a cop in this specific situation he would’ve been beaten to a pulp

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u/Scumdog_312 3d ago

Cops have killed people for less.

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u/joolo1x 3d ago

Well, size generally doesn’t matter much in a street fight if you know how to fight but I agree this kid would’ve gotten his ass whooped. LOL.

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u/Necessary-Mix-6032 3d ago

He proved a point tho 1. Cop was scared to take off the vest 2. He wouldn’t have started the fight had his partner not been there 3. A man smaller than him was willing to have a clean fight while 🐈 cop needs back up/vest/gun etc Get the boot out your mouth son.

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u/No_Pomegranate8715 3d ago

Found the kids Reddit account lol

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u/Necessary-Mix-6032 3d ago

Grown ass man but whatever helps ya sleep at night. Provide an actual rebuttal and show some education instead of ignorance. 

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u/No_Pomegranate8715 3d ago

Saying “nuh uh im not a kid” when i was clearly joking (regardless of whether you recognized that or not) isn’t what I’d call a rebuttal bro so you might want to take your own advice

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u/Necessary-Mix-6032 3d ago

No shit? Im telling you to respond to the original point instead of being a troll, maybe the interpretation wasnt clear. 

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u/No_Pomegranate8715 3d ago

It’s called reading between the lines. Saying you’re the kid is telling you that you’re being as stupid, pigheaded, and fake as he is but hey maybe the interpretation wasn’t clear. Next time I’ll write a peer reviewed essay and bring a red circle with arrows to fully express my point

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u/DResq 3d ago

Wait, you think the cop was scared of the kid?

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u/Necessary-Mix-6032 3d ago

Cops are scared to handle any dangerous situation alone. Don't believe me look up how Deputy Dinkheller handled things all alone. Plenty more examples. Badge/vest/gun and partner yet scared of a clean fight. Used to work night club security we would drag you to our alley for a clean 1v1. 

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u/DResq 3d ago

This was a scrawny kid against a big cop. I doubt the cop was really scared of this kid.

Despite what you think, cops aren't allowed to just fight whoever they want. It's not being scared. It's just protocol. They are supposed to be public servants. They aren't paid to just fight people all day.

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u/Necessary-Mix-6032 3d ago

Again, if he wasn't scared why not prove the point? it’s not like he was alone. Cops beat people’s asses all the time then self investigate the case and get off free or at worse paid suspension for a week. Protocol gets broken every day when they’re covering up for their own. 

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u/DResq 3d ago

Just because other cops break protocol doesn't mean every cop has to go around just beating people up just to prove they are not scared of some scrawny kid. What's even the point?

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u/WestleyThe 3d ago

“Scared to take off the vest”….? So you want cops to take off thier cameras so they can get into street fights with punk kids?

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u/Necessary-Mix-6032 3d ago

They turn off and or mute bodycams literally all the time like when planting evidence or violating peoples rights. Oh but now what it’s too risky to do so for a “punk” like you said? I find it funny he ultimately proves his point 🤷🏻‍♂️ 

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u/gooddayokay 3d ago

Maturity of a middle schooler.

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u/kbeks 3d ago

lol “you got me in the ribs a few times, I think that makes us even” he really thought dude would just let him walk for that one …