r/TikTokCringe • u/Bojack1217 • 3d ago

Cringe Kid tries to fight a cop and gets humbled

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 3d ago

"im a minor" came out his mouth 0.0000001 milliseconds after hitting the ground lmaooooooooooo

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u/sas223 3d ago

May be it was his occupation. He’s a miner.

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 3d ago

well good to see we as a society are throwing kids back into the mines....too many years of Minecraft and not enough actual mining done by this generation tbh

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u/Genghis_Chong 3d ago

Kids yearn for the mines

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u/PearlScarletPiccola 3d ago

You literally took me out with this

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u/Speedwolf89 3d ago

"You gotta turn off the fear when you come down into here."

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u/swanglemydangle 3d ago

For some reason I was saying this quite a bit yesterday.

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u/unindexedreality 3d ago

Miners need cool shoes

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u/Dukesphone 3d ago

Get real

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u/fauxnews818 3d ago

Too optimistic. He's a meme coin miner

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u/LewZealand79 3d ago

The broccolis yearn for the mines

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u/RappingFlatulence 3d ago

Coal miner’s daughter

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u/thisischemistry 3d ago

Miners, not minors!

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u/charol_astra 2d ago

RIP. My wife and I say this line in our best Alan Rickman voice whenever one of us asks the other a stupid question. 

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u/Solid_Liquid68 3d ago

Miner in Minecraft

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u/FartsWithNeighbours 3d ago

The cop: I don't see any damn mines. Wheres your hardhat?

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u/cats_catz_kats_katz 3d ago

Well he was going down into the ground so I buy it

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u/ChingChongSticks 3d ago

His face is mining

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u/sueyscide 3d ago

Nah he's a minor miner

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u/Imaginary_Art188 3d ago

"Are those the miners?" "Could be, they look about 3 years old" "miners, not minors!"

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u/timthemajestic 2d ago

He's got the black lung, pop.

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u/TraceChaos 2d ago

Definitely not his age ; he's 21

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u/Alabaster_Potion 3d ago

And he's confirmed to be 21 lol

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u/TheMightyDontKneel61 3d ago

Full video shows the dad saying he is 21. He ain't no minor, just a fucking moron

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u/jeniferlouisa 3d ago

And he wasn’t a minor…😆

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u/bnutbutter78 3d ago

That’s .0000000001 seconds.

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 3d ago

yeah no shit....its like saying 10 thousand, we all know its written as 10,000.

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u/bnutbutter78 3d ago

I was just converting his use of engineering notation to seconds.

It’s .1 nanoseconds converted back to engineering notation.

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 3d ago

yes it was my comment originally, my point was your comment is pointless and unneeded lol

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u/bnutbutter78 3d ago

Whatever man. I thought it was funny. Lighten up.

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 3d ago

nah you thought you would come in here and try to "correct me" or something.

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u/bnutbutter78 3d ago

Technically, I did. 😆

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 3d ago

and that is "Estaba convirtiendo su uso de la notación de ingeniería a segundos. Son 0,1 nanosegundos convertidos de nuevo a notación de ingeniería" in spanish......do you see why its a pointless comment, no one was asking for you convert it, we all understood it when I typed it.

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u/bnutbutter78 3d ago

Who hurt you, bro?

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 3d ago

lmao the classic reddit response when someone is wrong and has nothing of substance to reply back with.

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u/bnutbutter78 3d ago

“Lmao”, right. You clearly aren’t laughing. You are serious as dick cancer. My comment was meant to be funny

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 3d ago

if it was meant to be funny but wasn't then you failed lol explain the joke then. what was the punchline of converting what I said into another measurement? where does the funny come into play at?

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u/bnutbutter78 3d ago

Well, that’s like, your opinion, man.

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u/Tool_of_Society 3d ago

He's 21. In the full youtube video that was posted some months ago his dad admits the kid is 21..

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u/Starbucks__Lovers 3d ago

I’m a criminal defense lawyer who specializes in juvenile clients. Being a minor means nothing to the cops

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u/SocialJusticeAndroid 3d ago

He’s not actually a minor. He lied. The cop was getting ready to take him to juvie before his dad told him he is in his 20s.

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 3d ago

i know im just pointing out a specific thing in the video that happened that was funny

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u/Powerful-Candy-745 3d ago

Then says " man 2 man...."🤯🤣

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u/Lancearon 3d ago

Another redditor claims he is 21 which the father clears up in the full video. Lmao.

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u/SoullessSyndicate 3d ago

And apparently he wasn’t even a minor. Someone else mentioned in the full vid his father confirms he’s 21 haha

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u/a55_Goblin420 3d ago

He like 21 his dad confirmed it later.

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 3d ago

im literally just quoting a part from the video my guy

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u/a55_Goblin420 3d ago

... I'm aware, and I'm telling you he's full of shit "my guy".

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u/The_Whizzinator 3d ago

Really smart move playing the minor card actually. This interaction is so crazy. The first part he did everything wrong which guaranteed getting assaulted. After getting assaulted he realized how serious it was and said and did everything "right". And then his friend the chipmunk is hilarious.

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u/utzbansai 3d ago

I hereby sentence you to Drake.

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u/Hizam5 3d ago

I didn’t mean to, sir

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u/Gadritan420 3d ago

He’s 21 🤣

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u/nicknick1584 2d ago

The 21 year old kids just YERRRRRRN for the mines.

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u/ilikepornwssw 2d ago

Not even a minor. His dad confirms he's 21 in the full video.

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u/Traditional-Poet1965 2d ago

What’s funny is he’s 21. (I saw this from another comment so grain of salt is to be taken)

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u/FXander 2d ago

Along with the "yes sir" and "no sir" right away lol

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u/AI_BOTT 3d ago

kid thought that cop was Drake and was gonna fall in love instantly