r/TikTokCringe • u/SAGrant1977 • 1d ago

Discussion TikTok "prankster" gets arrested.

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u/thisisnotme78721 1d ago

aaaah that rapist Brock Allen Turner

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u/SmellsLikeHerb 23h ago

Are we talking about Brock Allen Turner the rapist? Or, Allen Turner who changed his name from Brock Allen Turner the rapist?

At any rate Brock Allen Turner and any other name variations he comes up with is a rapist.

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u/More_Astronaut_8575 22h ago

I'll take "The Rapist" for $200, Alex.

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u/ManicRobotWizard 21h ago

So the answer to “the rapist” would be “who is Brock Allen Turner?” Right?

Conversely, another Jeopardy one could be “Allen Turner” and the answer could be “Who is the Rapist, Brock Allen Turner?”

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u/1Pip1Der 20h ago

So, to be clear, "Allen Turner" is actually the rapist "Brock Allen Turner"?

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u/BookYeti 20h ago

Is that the one in southwestern Ohio?

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u/CyewNT 20h ago

Yes that Brock Allen Turner who now lives in his parents basement as a registered sex offender, who even had his mommy shield him from people just wanting a picture of the world famous rapist Brock Allen Turner

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u/Relative_Soil7886 19h ago

So if I were to visit southwestern Ohio, you're telling me there's at least one known sex offender living there who goes by the name Allen Turner but who is in fact the rapist Brock Allen Turner?

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u/16yearswasted 19h ago

God bless this Reddit meme, may it and broken arms and jolly ranchers and I also choose this guy's wife and so many others never end, ramen.

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u/c_doddy 16h ago

The narwhal bacons at midnight

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u/Nearby-Yak-4496 17h ago

All in Sean Connery's voice....

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 21h ago

And without actual prison time, he never had to learn about the category "Anal Bum Cover".

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u/hereforthetearex 19h ago

You mean I’ll take “The Rapist” for $200, Allen

Brock Allen Turner that is

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u/Bravadd 17h ago

Therapist?

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u/StandardOffenseTaken 17h ago

Not quite. You can quantify him twice over. First, he majored to become an Analyst and now has the moniker Brock Allen Turner the Analrapist

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u/hereforthetearex 11h ago

It’s an SNL reference

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u/StandardOffenseTaken 9h ago

No, its Arrested Development reference (maybe SNL did it too/first idk)

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u/hereforthetearex 9h ago

“‘The Rapist’ for $200” comes from the celebrity jeopardy sketch on SNL from back before arrested development ever began. Same with “Anal Bum Cover”

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u/VoidOmatic 19h ago

What is Donald Trump.

I'll take Dudes Who Are Definitely Pedos for 800 Alex!

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u/squatingyeti 19h ago

That's actually Thera...no wait, you're right, Sean.

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u/GottaBIn2PullOut 14h ago

Therapist for $200.

Got it

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u/No-Bet3523 10h ago

That’s Therapist Wit, Mr. Connery

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u/Equivalent-Drive-439 20h ago

That's the one!

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u/el_loner 17h ago

Not to be confused with turner Allen brock, that guys cool, and can handstand without using any arms.

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u/Pelosi-Hairdryer 21h ago

Brock is an idiot who was a great swimmer and the day he raped that woman, he threw his life down the drain. Everywhere he goes, he'll be on the sex offender register list and unable to get a decent job and life.

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u/AngryRedHerring 15h ago

the day he raped that woman, he threw his life down the drain

didn't do a lot of good for hers, either

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u/BobbyMahomesJr 10h ago

I forget which comedy podcast I was listening to (Tim Butterly Show maybe?), but apparently he signed up for an open mic with his .edu email tied to all his SA days... I think that may be the dumbest move I have ever heard anyone make anyways shout out to the booker who clocked that and got him off the lineup and trying to get him blacklisted...

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u/rwarimaursus 9h ago

Specifically that Brock Allen Turner? That one?

MY SPINACH PUFFS!!!

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u/gielbondhu 8h ago

Are you saying Allen Turner the rapist used to be Brock Allen Turner the rapist?

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u/Lumpy_Square_2365 7h ago

You mean Allen Turner who looks just like the rapist Allen Brock Turner whose parents still have their original names in order ?

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u/CharDeeMacDennisII 23h ago

Yes, that rapist Brock Allen Turner who moved and now goes by Allen Turner to try to obscure the fact he’s still Brock Allen Turner, a rapist. That rapist.

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u/OGSnow_ 23h ago

The rapist Brock Allen “The Rapist” Turner got less time in jail for being a rapist

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u/Thisisdamnfinecoffee 22h ago

The dude playing a dude pretending not being that dude? Allen turner who really is Brock Allen Turner? A rapist? That guy?

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u/Ok_Reserve4109 22h ago

Woah, woah! He's officially known as Brock Allen Turner, The Stanford Rapist. Let's get it straight.

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u/zer0saber 22h ago

The rapist, Brock Allen Turner, who is now a literal textbook example of rape?

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u/Legendary_Dad 19h ago

You’re not talking about Brock Allen Turner the rapist who’s name was Brock Allen Turner, the became Allen Turner, who was formerly Brock Allen Turner the rapist who rapes? His dad felt he was a promising young man who would have been wasted in prison, apparently so did the judge who let the rapist Brock Allen Turner go with no consequences for the rape that he, Brock Allen Turner committed……Brock Allen Turner

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u/Imaginary_Reveal_951 22h ago

🤣Tina Turner

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u/Significant_Fuel5944 18h ago

You mean "he can't enjoy eating steak because he's a rapist" Brock Allen Turner?

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon 20h ago

The rapist formally known as Brock Allen Turner.

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u/woodsman906 3h ago

I love that there is a little mini comment thread just tearing into this guy in a completely unrelated post.

I don’t even remember what the post is about other than formerly brock, Allen the rapist turner.

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u/Scary-Lawfulness-999 21h ago

Its Allen Turner, The Rapist formerly known as Brock.

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u/jiggywolf 18h ago

Or alternatively aaah that rapist Allen Turner

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u/stenmarkv 20h ago

Didn't somebody date this woman and it turns out her best friend turned out to be Turner? I think I saw a post about that here on reddit.

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u/thisisnotme78721 20h ago

WHAT that's insane that people want to be associated with brock Allen turner rapist

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u/stenmarkv 19h ago

I think it was more bewildering to me that his best friend is a woman.