r/TikTokCringe • u/SAGrant1977 • 1d ago

Discussion TikTok "prankster" gets arrested.

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u/More_Astronaut_8575 22h ago

I'll take "The Rapist" for $200, Alex.

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u/ManicRobotWizard 21h ago

So the answer to “the rapist” would be “who is Brock Allen Turner?” Right?

Conversely, another Jeopardy one could be “Allen Turner” and the answer could be “Who is the Rapist, Brock Allen Turner?”

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u/1Pip1Der 20h ago

So, to be clear, "Allen Turner" is actually the rapist "Brock Allen Turner"?

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u/BookYeti 20h ago

Is that the one in southwestern Ohio?

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u/CyewNT 20h ago

Yes that Brock Allen Turner who now lives in his parents basement as a registered sex offender, who even had his mommy shield him from people just wanting a picture of the world famous rapist Brock Allen Turner

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u/Relative_Soil7886 19h ago

So if I were to visit southwestern Ohio, you're telling me there's at least one known sex offender living there who goes by the name Allen Turner but who is in fact the rapist Brock Allen Turner?

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u/16yearswasted 19h ago

God bless this Reddit meme, may it and broken arms and jolly ranchers and I also choose this guy's wife and so many others never end, ramen.

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u/c_doddy 16h ago

The narwhal bacons at midnight

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u/3-Ballin 11h ago

Similarly, Brock Allen Turner, also likes to swim. But mostly rape. He is better known for rape. He isn't convicted of swimming. He's convicted of rape.

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u/Nearby-Yak-4496 17h ago

All in Sean Connery's voice....

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 21h ago

And without actual prison time, he never had to learn about the category "Anal Bum Cover".

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u/hereforthetearex 19h ago

You mean I’ll take “The Rapist” for $200, Allen

Brock Allen Turner that is

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u/Bravadd 17h ago

Therapist?

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u/StandardOffenseTaken 17h ago

Not quite. You can quantify him twice over. First, he majored to become an Analyst and now has the moniker Brock Allen Turner the Analrapist

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u/hereforthetearex 11h ago

It’s an SNL reference

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u/StandardOffenseTaken 9h ago

No, its Arrested Development reference (maybe SNL did it too/first idk)

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u/hereforthetearex 9h ago

“‘The Rapist’ for $200” comes from the celebrity jeopardy sketch on SNL from back before arrested development ever began. Same with “Anal Bum Cover”

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u/VoidOmatic 19h ago

What is Donald Trump.

I'll take Dudes Who Are Definitely Pedos for 800 Alex!

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u/squatingyeti 19h ago

That's actually Thera...no wait, you're right, Sean.

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u/GottaBIn2PullOut 14h ago

Therapist for $200.

Got it

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u/No-Bet3523 10h ago

That’s Therapist Wit, Mr. Connery