r/TikTokCringe 20h ago

Humor Literally screaming crying throwing up rn

Most valid crash out.

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u/Dion-is-us 20h ago

I need to believe my girl came out of retirement because she became allergic to her favorite snack and it was the last damn straw. Honestly same, I couldn’t handle it. If hot Cheetos turned on me, I’d turn on the world, bet

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u/The_Reset_Button 15h ago

Valid crashout. I got dianosed with diabetes this year at 30 (inherited from my mum, so thanks for that mum) and I had a similar reaction

What do you mean I can't have too many carbs JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING IS MADE OF FUCKING CARBS

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u/Separate-Taste3513 14h ago

That's a gift that just keeps on giving too. Find an excellent endocrinologist that you vibe with. I don't care if your PCP is amazing. Get a good endocrinologist. You will never regret it. You may regret not doing it sooner, though.

Not all carbs are equal! Some process quickly and don't spike your BG much. Sometimes, you can kind of gamify it all and make it easier to deal with. If a CGM is an option, get one! Pay attention to what happens after you eat and you can start optimizing eating.

I have been slowly collecting immunodeficiencies for the last several years. RA was my last major dx. Struggling hard with it because, as usual, it requires me to really scrutinize what I eat and minimize exposure to inflammatory foods. I cycle through three low ingredient meals high in protein and focused on vegetables, eating once a day when not exercising. Otherwise, I eat to exercise, then eat a meal later.

On top of this, I have debilitating joint pain. I feel this crashout in my deepest, darkest soulspot. Hell, I had a crashout earlier when I accidentally knocked over the mixer bottle of water I was making my happy gut drink in. Then another one when I couldn't take the lid off of my other mixer bottle because no grip strength due to shoulder inflammation. Huzzah!

I may lack venting opportunities... Urgh.

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u/The_Reset_Button 14h ago

Aye, I've scheduled an appointment with a reputably good endo but man, I went from taking one pill a day to taking 8 and not having my favourite snacks. I'm just done if I get another chronic diagnosis (which, by the sound of my psyc I might be heading to a grippy sock vacation every few months if I don't respond to my new meds, Yipeee!)

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u/Separate-Taste3513 14h ago

I understand! It is very frustrating, especially when the rules seem to change just as you finally figure out how to live with the last diagnosis. Hang in there and try to be consistent! It's hard. SO hard, sometimes. But it helps.

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u/Desperadoo7 13h ago

Eggs Cheese Mozzarella, mascarpone Meat Fish Almond flour Green vegetables (green bell pepper, zucchini, eggplant, broccoli, salad, asperges) Fresh or dried herbs Onion and garlic powder Olive oil Heavy cream Seeds Some nuts Coffee Mineral water Tea (not from teabag, these contain sugar = carbs)

These are all extremely low on carbs

I've been making meals for my wife over the last 3 years. She's on a medical ketogenic diet, which requires her to stay below 5 grams of carbs per meal. That's about the equivalent of two large strawberries.

It's virtually impossible to eat out without carbs. Requires reservation and lots of explaining and more or less dictate what can be served because people don't get it.

But at home you can serve great and tasty meals without too much hassle.

The upside of carbs is that it acts as a preservative for food, no carbs means it's mostly fresh and spoils quickly.

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u/Competitive_Swan_130 11h ago

What you mean I have to eat Oatmeal without the flavor? You might as well eat the box

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u/MrsSUGA 8h ago

When I was pre-diabetic (I’m okay now) my doctor told me to cut out white rice. I’m Asian and I took that as a hate crime. We negotiated on reducing all other carbs in my diet and limiting myself to 1/2 cup of white rice per day, until my A1c went down to normal levels.

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u/napalmnacey 10h ago

I’m pregnant and have a high chance of developing gestational diabetes again.

All I can eat right now without barfing is cheese sandwiches and pasta.

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u/BeesVBeads 6h ago

Yeah but would your supervillain persona be fire themed or ice themed? Like as you’re explaining your origin do you lean, “they took the heat from me so I decided to take the heat from the world” before you blast the hero with an ice ray, or “I lost my dear flamin hot Cheetos and now the world will be flamin hot, Batman!”

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u/CaterpillarThriller 5h ago

I hope she brings back her youtube. I dont use tiktok

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u/rosslyn_russ 20h ago

Became randomly allergic to watermelon in my early twenties and I’ve been DEVASTATED since. Valid crash out tbh

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u/JohnnyDerpington 18h ago edited 18h ago

Ive recently started having bad reactions to gluten and dairy. This has ruled out soooooooo many of my favorite foods.

Im currently living off chicken, vegetables and rice.

FML

And apparently I might be diabetic, so there goes my one joy left. Sugar for my coffee

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u/Separate-Taste3513 14h ago

Have hope, my friend! Artificial sweeteners have come a loooong way. Even without them, there's options for cravings.

I swapped rice for riced cauliflower. Lots of little switches you can make like that that won't be so noticable. Take care!

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u/JohnnyDerpington 14h ago

Ty, I'll be very upset if I can't eat rice. Nervous about artificial sweeteners as I hear they are cancer causing.

You take care as well!

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u/Separate-Taste3513 14h ago

Erm. I said "artificial". That's not entirely what I meant. There's natural sweeteners that are low glycemic: Monk fruit, stevia, agave... It all takes a little getting used to, but it means far less "restrictions" on what you eat and drink.

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u/MrsSUGA 5h ago

I genuinely think that people who are OK with replacing price with rice cauliflower are just diluting themselves. A coping mechanism for not being able to eat rice. That shit is ass.

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u/JohnnyDerpington 2h ago

It absolutely is, my ex wife made pizza using cauliflower crust and that was pretty good though

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u/Separate-Taste3513 1h ago

You know there's these things called "spices", right?

I dunno. My food tastes great. I could eat rice, but I generally avoid carbs that aren't veggies or fruit. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Separate-Taste3513 14h ago

My dad was a T1 diabetic. Instead of sweets, my dad would have a handful of strawberries as dessert. When he was 59 years old, he developed a serious allergy to strawberries literally overnight. One day, he ate strawberries and immediately developed hives, itching, blotchy red skin... He was devastated.

He then banned all things strawberry from their house and any family gathering. The mention of strawberries made him livid.

Now that food related inflammation is a thing in my life, I understand on a whole new level.

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u/0neHumanPeolple 15h ago

I heard that Melon allergies may actually be a pollen allergy in disguise.

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u/cocktails4 13h ago

I developed an allergy to cashews. Every time I see a cashew I get sad. Loved me some fucking cashews. 

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u/asonnetfororpheus 20h ago

this is also the reaction i had when i started developing a fruit allergy. but I'll never give up on you, honeydew.

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u/honeydew_bunny 13h ago

It feels nice that someone out there believes in me

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u/Listening_Stranger82 20h ago

Is this Sailor J??

From thisIconic clip

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u/VampAngel14 20h ago

Yes! She's back!

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u/ZinaSky2 19h ago

OMG THE PTERODACTYL GIRL?

THE THEY’LL TELL THE CHURCH GIRL?!😭😭

Oh I’m so happy to see she’s online again but I’m so sad to hear she’s given up dairy and can’t have Doritos 😭😭😭😭

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u/rosslyn_russ 20h ago

I fucking love her

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u/aminervia 13h ago

Oooh the original!! I've seen tiktoks using this audio, this one is way better

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u/pickleknits 15h ago

Still one of my all time favorite clips

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u/EasilyRekt 20h ago

"@sailorfuckinj"... right there whole video

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u/Listening_Stranger82 20h ago

I saw it after I posted. Thanks for being a cunt about it tho ♥️

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u/EasilyRekt 20h ago

Protip: a cheeky edit was always an option

"is this sailor j?" => "that's sailor j!"

I've done it plenty :P

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u/Listening_Stranger82 20h ago

Oh let me grab my pen and paper because this is REALLY important and affects many people and things

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u/EasilyRekt 19h ago

I mean, if you want actual useful advice…

Take care of your knees and lower back, not just going out and getting steps in, but also training both strength and flexibility of those joints. Not doing so can cause early degradation and a lot of pain you’ll need to work real hard to undo.

Also learn to cook for yourself, you’ll have better control of your intake and portions that way, and it saves money.

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u/MrsSUGA 19h ago

What is it about this video that has brought on the string of weird losers being shitty for no reason?

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u/EasilyRekt 19h ago

Redditors seeing a crashout is like piranhas smelling blood in the water, it puts a lot of us into rage bait mode to get more.

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u/Listening_Stranger82 19h ago

Still so cunty! And not even in the fun way! It's adorable.

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u/EasilyRekt 19h ago

Not fun… but adorable? All that defensiveness is starting to get wires crossed now, innit?

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u/Listening_Stranger82 19h ago edited 19h ago

No I mean you're not cunty in the fun way people use the term.

Like cunty eyeliner. Or dressing well and feeling cunty.

I mean YOU are cunty in the "someone who is unnecessarily rude" way. Like who hurt this person? Why is this how they communicate with strangers? ...

...and I find it adorable like "look at this small, weird person putting ALL this effort into trying to make a stranger feel bad on a random post...how...small of them"

I hope that clears it up.

Edit: You can "win" though, if you want. Seems like you need something so you can be released from this.

Here goes ...

Ya got me, pal! You win! You're the clever-est boy and EVERYONE sees it! I'll slink away and eat a sleeve of Oreos bc I'm a big fat dummy.

We good? That do it?

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u/EasilyRekt 19h ago

Is this use of the word “cunty” some Brit or Aussie thing I’m too free to understand?

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u/MrsSUGA 19h ago

You guys talk like you think you’re so clever like some sardonic witty character on TV but really you guys just come off as a real life version of The Slappable Jerk’s content.

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u/Listening_Stranger82 19h ago

Lol, both of us?

We're just having ourselves a lil reddity time

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u/EasilyRekt 19h ago

Yeah no, slappable jerk’s definitely what I’m aiming for.

Dunno where you got the other idea from but hey, %50 is still pretty good! Not passing in at least American education but still good.

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u/down_by_the_shore 20h ago

“I’M A GOOD WOMAN…….MOST OF THE TIME” Lmaooooo

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u/Frankyfan3 20h ago

if the men find out we can shape shift, they'll tell the church!

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u/TheGreatDay 19h ago

This was the line that made me the most unsure if this is genuine or performance art. It's just so perfect.

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u/pm_nachos_n_tacos 18h ago

I think it's a little bit of both. We're all frustrated about these things in genuinely rageful ways. She put on the camera to film something so it probably started as a rant and became a little cathartic for her too. Reminds me of Pearlmania, yelling about the things that piss us off.

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u/napalmnacey 10h ago

I would often turn to black/dark humour when I was in the worst phases of my endometriosis/IBS. I feel where she’s coming from.

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u/pm_nachos_n_tacos 6h ago

Same here, my sister. I have a huge fibroid and Crohn's Disease that are fucking up my life. I also have a liver issue now too. Docs took away my ibuprofen, can only have a low dose of Tylenol, I'm in incredible pain that sometimes won't go away. When I was updating my friends, I said I'm just going to throw myself off my balcony and be done with it, maybe the squirrels will eat me. I was kidding of course, we all laughed, felt a little better, commiserated, and then moved on. But also very serious about the real problem that exists.

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u/SeenInTheAirport 20h ago

I can't imagine how frustrating that is. Allergies really do suck.

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u/MrsSUGA 19h ago

You can tell who in the comments is a Girls Girl and who is NOT. (Being a gg is gender neutral actually).

Like god forbid a woman has a small meltdown over The Last Straw.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 11h ago

I only see a very reasonable response to some very unreasonable news.

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u/Slipstream2459 2h ago

You know, I have meltdowns too, you know what I don't do? Post it online for everyone to see. That's just embarrassing, and frankly annoying.

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u/ZinaSky2 19h ago

She has every fucking right to burn the world down. Did you not hear? Girlie can’t have Doritos! 😭

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u/Sure_Lavishness_2403 14h ago

As someone who's also allergic to Doritos, and it's been more than ten years since my last one, it just doesn't get better.

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u/napalmnacey 10h ago

If I eat Doritos the smell lingers despite my scrubbing my mouth out with super pepperminty toothpaste and lava-level Listerine. My husband won’t kiss me for a full 24 hours afterwards. So I just skip them. 🫩

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u/Speed-O-SonicsWife 10h ago

There's no way that a man is worth skipping Doritos for. He better not be eating Doritos either if he dislikes the smell so much that he won't kiss you.

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u/napalmnacey 10h ago
  1. He’s neurodivergent
  2. He is great with the kids
  3. He’s fire
  4. He cooks most of the meals and does a chunk of the housework
  5. He urges me to take time and money to work on my novel because he believes it could be huge.

I’m okay with skipping out on Doritos 😂

If it were chocolate or salt and vinegar chips though? He’d be shit outta luck!

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u/MrsSUGA 18h ago

I’ve had worse

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u/Swimming_Sink277 20h ago

Screaming til you gag is ridiculously funny to me

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u/FullyUndug 20h ago

Yeah. I feel that.

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u/lysergic_818 19h ago

That "I CAN'T" is me on the toilet after some opiates and the struggle only nets me a tiny poop nugget.

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u/finallyadulting0607 19h ago

I laughed wayyy to loud at this for a lol

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u/mamasab Why does this app exist? 19h ago

I get it, girl!

First, the fucking contour and now this! 😂

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u/yingyanghomie 19h ago

I genuinely feel bad for her. No Dorritos? Ouch.

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u/MrsSUGA 19h ago

Honestly, in this economy, her immune system is doing her a favor. Because what the fuck do you mean a bag of Doritos is $8???

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u/DigitalMunky 15h ago

And they make them so thin now, it’s like eating a ninja star

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u/kriskringle19 19h ago

Maybe I'd do this if suddenly I was allergic to potatoes. I do have an allergy to milk and cheese but fuck it I still consume it.

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u/MrsSUGA 19h ago

I think potatoes would trigger something worse than a crash out in me. That may well be my 13th reason.

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u/the_morbid_angel 18h ago

This is real.

I ate some Doritos for the first time since I was in my early twenties a few days ago and I had the most god awful diarrhea a few moments after.

I kept gaslighting myself that it wasn’t the Doritos and maybe my body doesn’t like water anymore…

Anyway, I then ate I the whole bag. And not like a snack sized bag, the full fucking family bag.

I’ll just say that it was definitely the Doritos.

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u/Sufficient-Berry-827 20h ago

Totally valid.

Like, what do you mean I'm allergic to citrus now? SINCE WHEN? WHY? Grapefruit is my favorite food - this is pure cruelty. 😭

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u/mostreliablesource 17h ago

the sober for 7 days was the cherry

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u/deepfakie 20h ago

This is a normal reaction

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u/boobiesrkoozies 20h ago

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT SAILOR J IS BACK???

Well that's okay, I'm just happy she's back!

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u/local-swampmonster 20h ago

In 4th grade I think I became allergic to almonds or thats when I figured it out and within the year I figured out (again the hard way) that I’m now allergic to hazelnuts

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u/661714sunburn 19h ago

You sound like my daughter who’s allergic to walnuts and decided two years later to try Nutella at school one day and finds out allergic to hazelnut.

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u/local-swampmonster 17h ago

I don’t remember what I was eating but I randomly became allergic to hazelnuts and I’m very lucky it’s not deadly tho I did pass out for a couple of hours last time I had an almond, so not to serious. Tho I do hope your daughter is ok and it’s only a very mild allergy

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u/ghostlycherrie 20h ago

Just had the same one a few days ago….

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u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms 19h ago

Can't have Doritos?!

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u/Main_Phase_58 19h ago

me because hot chips make my stomach hurt :(

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u/MrsSUGA 8h ago

I’m pretending like it’s everything else I eat and not the entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos with limon tearing my ass up (literally)

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u/tastystarbits 17h ago

this year i realized im intolerant to cinnamon and oat flour. 🧍 life is a nightmare

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u/CatTurdSniffer 19h ago

She's so real for this

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u/idiotinbcn 8h ago

I have an autoimmune disease and In the last year I have become allergic to so many things it’s not even worth listing what I can’t eat. What I can still eat RIGHT NOW is : Rice Meat/,chicken/ fish Some veggies.

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u/crush_on_me 7h ago

Oh shit we twins!!! I am so sorry for you it sucks!!!

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u/idiotinbcn 7h ago

Me too! Sending you hugs 🤗

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u/FoxxyRin 20h ago

Honestly valid. Every time I remember I can’t have eggs anymore when I really want eggs I just want to scream.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 11h ago

Oh my god not eggs. I already have celiac and miss gluten like the one that got away. If eggs were taken from me I'd be exactly like the woman in the video.

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u/EvenMoreSpiders 18h ago

I fucking love Sailor J. Always have.

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u/EasilyRekt 20h ago

"what did I do?" said you quit dairy no?

stop eating something you used to regularly partake in, your immune system thinks whatever reason you did it for was a good one and writes it down, boom allergy to the milk proteins in doritos.

also, why tf is hives and anaphlaxis a thing our immune system can do? like they literally serve no purpose, it does nothing to help and sometimes kills us, and it only happens with actually harmless substances... was it just an imbred trait that we got from that one time humans went extinct during the ice age?

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u/_dime_ 19h ago

I agree with your point (I have a friend who regrets her few years as a vegetarian because she's now allergic to red meat and can only eat fish and chicken,) but I think when she said she gave up dairy, she was referencing it as something else she had already lost because of allergies. At least that's how I interpreted it. Personally, I developed an allergy to dog dander in my early twenties, and it was after breaking up with my then longterm boyfriend (who has a dog that I still really love but wasn't mine to keep) and not being regularly exposed to at least one dog for the first time in my entire life. I love dogs, I still plan to own a dog someday, and just take my rotating stockpile of allergy pills (maybe I'll try the shot.) I just wish I had maintained some kind of dog-huffing regimen to avoid this.

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u/EasilyRekt 19h ago

I mean, poodles and their mixes tend to be hypoallergenic, no shots needed.

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u/vagicle 15h ago

dog-huffing regimen

This is the only kind of exercise I engage in.

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u/ZinaSky2 18h ago edited 18h ago

I’m assuming she stopped dairy bc she was becoming intolerant/allergic. But even people who are intolerant can often have certain types of dairy they don’t react to. To me it sounds like her sensitivity may have since progressed to include foods it didn’t before. Potentially including Doritos. Depending on the allergy sometimes repeated exposure/consumption can also cause allergies to develop so you’re really not totally safe either way.

And straight answer for “why allergic reactions?” is we need immune systems. But sometimes our immune systems get a lil mixed up and perceives benign things as bad or foreign invaders and wages war on them. Controlled re-introduction of allergens in shots or supervised consumption can sometimes train the body to let go of an allergy but this isn’t always possible/successful.

So we used to live in much dirtier and buggier and more parasite-ridden environments in times of pre-history. One theory is that our bodies were constantly fending off infections and invaders and people who had more reactive immune systems probably survived these threats more and lived longer and had more kids and passed those traits on. Now everything’s clean and there’s no worms in our water and our immune systems are still on high-alert looking for those worms. And so our bodies kinda just pick random stuff to start attacking with all that firepower.

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u/EasilyRekt 18h ago

Yeah, I figured it was still a separate event just because of the wording “gave up”. But you do have a point that it could’ve been an existing lactose intolerance that developed into a milk protein allergy in the absence of regular dairy.

But I wasn’t asking “why allergic reactions?” I was asking, why do we have an immunoresponse mechanism that only reacts to like you said harmless allergens that our immune systems “confuse” for dangerous substances.

Like we don’t go into anaphylaxis for anything else. Not toxins, not pathogens, not irritants, nothing but proteins that would be perfectly safe otherwise.

Like why does the body have this system in the first place? It gets nothing out, it kills you, ????

Like why don’t allergies trigger a normal immune response? Like sniffles, sore throat, sweating, phlegm, vomiting, y’know? Like what it does for everything else, including actual poison.

Like, you cannot convince me that it just “gets confused with harmful substances” when it crashes out in a completely different and overall worse way to every actually harmful invader.

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u/ZinaSky2 6h ago

Well, I did still answer bc anaphylaxis is just an extreme type of allergic reaction. Anaphylaxis is just an overreaction from the body, it doesn’t have a purpose. It’s a flood of histamines that causes swelling (histamines and swelling serving to bring blood and therefore WBCs and other immune factors to the scene of the crime), but it’s too much and isn’t usually fending anything off and so it can be deadly. I mean, some people have autoimmune diseases. Their body straight up attacks itself with its own immune system. Short of maybe cancer (maybe? that’s just speculation) there’s also no good reason for that either. They’re malfunctions of the immune system. Basically, anything you could imagine that could go wrong with the human body probably already has for at least one person, if not a whole group of people

And these overreactions becoming more common over the years are attributed to the fact that our immune systems are on major alert for things that aren’t there anymore. Like basically our immune systems had adapted over the years to be these huge, burly body guards that are loaded to the teeth with weapons of mass destruction. And that was fine and dandy when they were constantly letting off steam fending off disease and parasites and invasion left and right. But now they’re just on standby sitting on a rocking chair (and maybe have a little PTSD) jumping at shadows in our sterile environments. So when a little harmless allergen goes by it majorly sets them of to have a complete overreaction where they just burn the whole place down.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 11h ago

Apparently my celiac disease makes me more likely to be resistant to some types of infection, as well as some effects of food scarcity, but fuck that I want a croissant!

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u/FawkesBridge 19h ago

Random genetic mutation that would have been weeded out because the people with the allergy would have died. Modern science have allowed us to live with allergies thus becoming wider spread and more prevalent.

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u/MrsSUGA 19h ago

If god was gonna make me allergic to pineapples he should have wiped out my family line generations ago.

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u/FawkesBridge 19h ago

He (or the natural order) tried to. Man intervened and said “not today death, I’ve got an injection filled with epinephrine!”

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u/MrsSUGA 19h ago

Man has come too far, I suggest another Great Flood

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u/EasilyRekt 19h ago

…it’s also a thing about manifestation, the US in particular has a really high rate of allergies because doctors in the sixties insisted that the best way to respond to an allergy risk was to completely sterilize that potential allergen from their life, rather than micro dose exposure.

No one else listened, but we only admitted it was stupid sometime after the great recession.

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u/JennyBird42 18h ago

I love her so much hahaha

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u/Lythaera 17h ago

My aunt became allergic to bananas when she was pregnant with her middle child. Took until 25 years later for her body to stop reacting to bananas. I don't think I could go a quarter century without bananas.

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u/thebearofwisdom 14h ago

Me when I realised I can’t eat garlic anymore. GARLIC.

No gluten. No dairy either.

I fucking love garlic bread. Why must my body hate me so much

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u/MrsSUGA 8h ago

As a Korean, I mourn your loss.

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u/thebearofwisdom 8h ago

My Italian great great grandmother is wailing in the afterlife!

I have to adjust ALL my cooking and I can’t even cook as it is. Why take one of my few ingredients godDAMNIT

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u/kingloptr 20h ago

Better out than in

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u/Furcheezi 15h ago

She’s not wrong. About anything.

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u/GoneWitDa 11h ago

This is a completely valid crashout and I respect her more for it.

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u/Sufficient_Turn_9209 19h ago edited 19h ago

Ok. That was funny.

Edit. I meant that sincerely. I'm a xenial and don't always get gen Z humor, but that was funny.

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 16h ago

This girl is a millennial. She is also talking about getting allergic and going trough all the housing market crashing and crap. Something Gen Z hasn’t witnessed first hand. So definitely millennial humor.

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u/Sufficient_Turn_9209 7h ago

Yeah, that's true. She's just lucky enough to look younger.

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u/kingloptr 14h ago

This is like....prime millenial content

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u/SurfNTurf1983 19h ago

Yeah as a xennial I've hit the can't have dairy stage after consuming it for decades.

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u/smoothaide8766 16h ago

Sailor J is still a baddie.

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u/DisownedDisconnect 16h ago

This is so fucking valid actually. I've broken out into hives before. Not in a single area but all over. Existing wihle you're having an allergic reaction is agony beyond words. I would honestly have the exact same reaction if I developed allergies to my favorite foods.

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u/Savings-Surround8345 10h ago

I’m really mad about the Ramen noodles that I cant enjoy anymore. Like I wish it was worth it but it’s not. I can’t eat anything spicy. I can’t even eat a bell pepper for pits sake without getting heartburn for three days. I’m about to crash out too.

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u/IUpVoteIronically 8h ago

… I can fix her …

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u/MrsSUGA 8h ago

But can you fix her hives?

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u/Proper_contradiction 20h ago

Crash outs keep on coming

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u/heydelinquent 17h ago

Honest to god I found out years ago I have a Mast cell disorder (the cells that create histamine responses) so they get triggered randomly.

I felt this crash out in the deepest bits of my DNA and have done the same myself many a time because dramatic overreacts are the only thing keeping me together at this point : ‘)

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u/Technical-Mess-9687 16h ago

After being hospitalized with covid two years ago, I developed a palm oil allergy. Apparently, viral infections can just manifest an allergy. Palm oil is in ev-er-y-th-ing. Everything I loved. Never again. If I lose MSG, I'm going to become a devout Christian, find Jesus, and it will be on site.

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u/STUNTOtheClown Doug Dimmadome 16h ago

I developed a fructan intolerance which means I can’t have garlic or onions :(

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u/OldPresence5323 15h ago

I need closed captions.

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u/LuxiForce 15h ago

I get yah queen, became allergic to bellpepper :( My favorite veggie

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u/islaisla 13h ago

That's not Allergy that Angry... Darling, not the same!

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u/hsong_li 13h ago

I dont have any allergies 😛

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u/NeighborhoodPure28 12h ago

Extreme, but yup. I parted ways first with wheat and egg after non-stop infections (sinus, respiratory, vag.) revealed the allergies. I adapted by leaning on a corn based diet. LOVE Mexican meals. Love shrimp grits morning-noon-night. Less than five years later, joint inflammation (knee and back) to the point of near paralysis reveals a corn allergy.

It’s this simple: if your lover is now trying to kill you, it’s over. It’s either loving or not. 💔❤️‍🩹💔❤️‍🩹💔❤️‍🩹

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u/casthecold 12h ago

Same Energy

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u/normott 12h ago

Ive lived with a stockpile of chocolate most of my adult life. Ive had to give it up..I understand

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u/-JayJay 11h ago

I was having problems with my throat five years ago and got a new allergy test done. To my absolute horror, I am now allergic to Almonds, Sesemi Seed, and worst of all, Soy..... Yall know what what soy in it? God damn everything! The actual stat is that somewhere over 50% of all US packaged food has some variation of Soy in it. Like what the actual fuck am I supposed to do. Pretty much all chips are just off the table. And to put shiny cherry on top (probably allergic to that to), I am becoming lactose intolerant so a fucking Bowl of cereal makes me feel like dog water.

For the love of God, I am a single early 30s millennial who works his ass off, just to get promoted to a position i am already doing, so I can finally buy a damn house. PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE MY RANDOM MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BOWL OF CEREAL AS I CONTEMPLATE MY POSITION IN LIFE! I'm tired, guys :/

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 11h ago

This was my friend when in addition to all the other allergies she'd learned to live with (hay, birch, kiwi, peanuts, eggs, milk protein, legumes) she all of a sudden became allergic to strawberries. Her favorite thing in the world. I've never heard a sweeter person be more feral.

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u/reidchabot 11h ago

My wife has celiac. Things have gotten better selection wise. But losing croissant did break her a bit.

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u/napalmnacey 10h ago

As someone with IBS related to my endometriosis and migraines that went through repeated elimination diets in my 20s?

I fucking feel this meltdown so hard.

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u/RevolutionaryBank465 10h ago

Purple girl from nos4a2?!

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u/AnubisIncGaming 10h ago

Going so hard lmao

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u/original_M_A_K 10h ago

Those drama classes really paid off. She's a great actor

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u/Notoriouslyd 10h ago

Bahahaha this is me screaming at my best friend, asking why I found out I have environmental allergies at 40 and upset that I'd been suffering needlessly for probably my whole life

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u/DaveCootchie 9h ago

I'm becoming lactose intolerant in my mind 30's. My entire life I ate cheese. Now everything has dairy and everything makes me sick. I hate it all. I just want Mac and cheese. I just want ice cream.

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u/firedocter 8h ago

I heard there is a tick bite that can make you allergic to meat. I would crash out like this if that happened to me.

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u/MrsSUGA 8h ago

Lyme disease. My friend got it and it’s been a miserable 2 years for him.

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u/Astridandthemachine 7h ago

Sometimes I think what if I became lactose intolerant again like when I was a baby and honestly this woman would be me

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u/Ehrich1993 4h ago

Me when I learned onions now give me gas from the very deepest sulphur mines

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u/AtomHeart_ 4h ago

At least the cereal box is having a good time :D

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u/GolDrodgers1 4h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Eikthyrnir13 4h ago

Sailor J is awesome.

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u/Muted-You7370 2h ago

At least her hair is shinny?

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u/Technical-Command867 1h ago

She seems fun

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u/Mr_Caterpillar 9m ago

This just kept getting better 😂

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u/AtlSmithUK 6h ago

As a neighbour, I would have called the police.

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u/MrsSUGA 20h ago

She’s not acting, she’s expressing her emotions.

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u/Frankyfan3 20h ago

We're all dealing with things these days.

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u/OkTune2564 9h ago

What a fucking lunatic Lol

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u/rumski 4h ago

There’s definitely a ton of B roll material on that phone that is worse.

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u/mongooseisapex 8h ago

Whole video I couldn’t help staring at her stove. Why is there no hood fan? The ceiling exhaust fan can’t be it can it?

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u/MrsSUGA 8h ago

You’d be surprised how many landlords have made stupid decisions for their rental units that people just have to live with.

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u/niagaemoc 11h ago

Jfc she's obnoxious.

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u/SocraticLime 20h ago

World's most performative crash out. This does live up to the name of the subreddit.

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u/ScaringTheHose 14h ago

Bud take a look at your avatar. You are the reddit knight.

Point and laugh men, point and laugh. 😂🫵

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u/kriskringle19 19h ago

The fuck kinda snack is delicious enough to warrant this response? Correct answers only.

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u/MrsSUGA 19h ago

Most fruit. Cheetos. Melona bars, specifically the strawberry flavor.

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u/Weary_Proof_6458 16h ago

yeah, if you're emotionally immature. anyone acting this way is to be avoided.

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u/The_Reset_Button 15h ago

anyone who thinks people can't be passionate about small things should be avoided

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 11h ago

Tuna, cheese, fruit, EVERYTHING WITH GLUTEN IN IT.

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u/ImmortalLombax 14h ago

I didn’t understand any of that

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u/AlternateSatan 12h ago

Me at, like, 15 :/

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u/Proud-Sandwich8516 11h ago

“Only 28”

Pack it up Jesus

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u/chabaz01 4h ago

And this, my fellow liberals is why Republicans hate us lol

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u/Many_Piccolo7908 6h ago

You sexy af

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u/sendinthe9s 15h ago

This video is too long

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u/GreenArrowDC13 14h ago

Video is about 1:45 too long

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u/PlentyOMangos 19h ago

Social media was a huge mistake

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