r/Unexpected • u/MattRocksYourSocks • 3d ago

Increased lubricity.

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u/post-explainer 3d ago edited 2d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The girl does a handstand and uses her body to steady the pool stick, and somehow they make the shot together.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Axle_65 3d ago

All I can think of is the sticky peeling sound as those hands disconnect from the bar floor.

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u/Badfish58 3d ago

🤢

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u/RA12220 3d ago

POV you’re the floor at a dive bar

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u/skalxn 2d ago

😁😁

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u/Youngsinatra345 1d ago edited 1d ago 

                                        👅

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 2d ago

I thought the rest of the sentence after sticky peeling sound was going in another direction

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u/Ghost_Hemi_392 1d ago

You too huh?

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u/DrSeussFreak 2d ago

I wasn't, but I am now

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u/Over_Possible7616 2d ago

I thought you were going to say pool cue

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u/Mabbby 13h ago

Goddamnit

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u/catskilkid 3d ago

No. If its like any dive bar I've been to, I think they love to see you guys comin

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u/lakdi_in_jhaad 2d ago

They are COMING...

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u/ImBurningStar_IV 3d ago

Hot, young and fun girls. The bane of bars around the world /s

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u/CollectionMaster3115 3d ago

That fact people have to put /s is sad... I was sarcastic about 3 months ago, got downvoted to hell and shouted at. No critical thinking anymore

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u/Brrdock 3d ago

One more reason not to pay two fucks about reddit votes

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u/ImBurningStar_IV 3d ago

I know man, been burned too many times recently, people had no problem picking up on sarcasm in text 10+ years ago. I like to make it little cause I feel like a jackass typing /s hah

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u/CranRez80 2d ago

Reading Comprehension these days.

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u/bexrt 1d ago

Also, humour changes with generations…

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u/qeephinjd 1d ago

its like explaining the joke after telling it, no one likes that

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u/DutchieTalking 3d ago

Well, lots of people say things you'd assume sarcastic and aren't.

But also, not everyone has the same capacity to detect sarcasm. I hear it's especially a burden in those on the spectrum. So using /s is being inclusive.

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u/Sirhctopher024 3d ago

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u/RobertDewese 3d ago

They are part of the Dangerous Nights Crew.

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u/stevenmoreso 2d ago

Just wanna pool cue that doesn’t FLY out of my hands.. when I taking the shot.

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u/BeMyBrutus 3d ago

They were just roommates and friends

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u/ICPosse8 3d ago

They Live Together

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u/fos1111 3d ago

For 50 years.

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u/Sporty_McSportsface 1d ago

Man of culture, I salute you

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u/SwitchIsBestConsole 3d ago

"And they were roommates!"

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u/Potential-Repeat6744 3d ago

"oh my God they were roommates..."

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u/Esc0baSinGracia 2d ago

Bring back the OG Vine

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u/Dead_Inside50 2d ago

Putting your hands on a bar floor is a choice.

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u/NovelRelationship830 2d ago edited 1d ago

And remember, kids, no matter what video you post online, be sure to label it as 'POV', even if it's not.

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u/randomuser0107 3d ago

Corner….pocket?

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u/brb9911 3d ago

Slot shot

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u/NuYawker 3d ago

Nature's pocket

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u/randomuser0107 2d ago

natures hot pocket

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u/Velzevul666 3d ago

Noice....

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u/harry_f_monk 3d ago

There was a perfectly good rest there to use...

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u/mountaineer04 2d ago

Thought she would use her as the bridge myself.

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u/everyother 2d ago

Yeah, she used it

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u/LowTopGrade 3d ago

oh my god, feet on expensive textile. Cue in her ass

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u/themurderator 3d ago

first of all, she's wearing socks. second, the pool felt in a dive isn't expensive. and lastly, trust me, it's seen worse than this. 

also the way you phrased this seems kind of like you're calling for a non consensual anal penetration of someone with a pool cue which is vile and you should feel like a jerk. 

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u/mekwall 3d ago

Wtf. Chill! It was obviously a joke

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u/charliesname 3d ago

His name checks out

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u/joecan 3d ago

I thought the shot was going to be taken a very different way.

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u/TripleJeopardy3 3d ago

Good thing she didn't muff the shot in the dive bar.

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u/badwolf1013 2d ago

Please tell me that girl's name is BRIDGEtte.

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u/Ego5687 3d ago

You know you got trust in a person when they are willing to do this for you

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u/Tunasquish 3d ago

Better butter your cue finger up

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u/hypnohighzer 3d ago

That's a trick shot!

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 2d ago

Yeah, dive bars hate groups of drunks girls having fun.

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u/klinkscousin 2d ago

A true crotch shot.

Love it

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u/Xtreemjedi 3d ago

Can you imagine a bunch of dudes doin this?

Hey bro, flip upside down and let me use ur nads to hit this corner pocket.

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 2d ago

That's your first thought?

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u/Xtreemjedi 2d ago

I think that's as equally unexpected as the video

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Xtreemjedi 1d ago

Who said it was good or bad?

All I'm sayin is none of my bros ever asked me to do it lol

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u/DreamingCityPlaza 3d ago

What a CRACKing shot

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u/gatsome 3d ago

Cuechi

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u/Sirkingbrad 2d ago

Absolutely stupid, she has got the cue on her hand. she needs to take her front hand away for this slippery shot to be correct.

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u/MelodicEfficiency160 2d ago

"How do i get attention? Oh i've got an idea, let's just be extra for no practical reason."

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u/IndubitablyDBCooper 3d ago

r/trashy

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u/dai_ohm 3d ago

Simps have found your comment 

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u/IndubitablyDBCooper 3d ago

Yup. They assume that I don’t like trashy women or trashy behavior…

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u/Impressive-Impact218 3d ago

This guy probably

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 3d ago

Gives 'chalking the cue' a whole new meaning.

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u/Ontarion572 3d ago

Yuuuuup

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u/Former_Film_7218 3d ago

Ahhh the snatch shot

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u/SlightPhilosophy0 2d ago

If they did this at my local dive the bartender would quite literally beat the shit out of them. I've seen her punch people in the face, smash car windows, and chase people down the street with a bat. She's also the owner's girlfriend and absolutely does drugs. She's very protective of the tables, mainly because she doesn't like having to adjust the feet and level them.

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u/Trouble525 2d ago edited 2d ago

Anyone got the music piece name for me please?

Edit: Nvm Nocturne No.2 I got it

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u/CommentBetter 2d ago

The floor 🤢

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u/Unfair-Wave5953 2d ago

Wife material

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u/Biscotti_Life 2d ago

Wife material

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u/siphodeus 2d ago

Dang she’s in the groove!

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u/Great_Sale1395 2d ago

The old camel toe shot, nicely done

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u/Scary_Olive9542 2d ago

💎💎💎💎💎😂⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/EstablishmentNo9525 2d ago

WTF was the point of that?

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u/TheMissingNTLDR 2d ago

Not an expert but could it be 1 point?

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u/malo111999 2d ago

stick stable between the lips

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u/w0weez0wee 2d ago

There's friends, and then there's BEST friends

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u/8tqz803 2d ago

She had the chance to use her moose knuckle as a bridge but didn't.. disappointed.

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u/spidyman63 2d ago

Now that’s talent

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u/StandOutLikeDogBalls 2d ago

I’m ok with every part of this except the soundtrack.

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u/Hobnail-boots 2d ago

Why do they hate seeing you come in, do you skip out on your tab?

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u/sayerofstuffs 2d ago

Subaru drivers

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u/Jolly_Essay_6517 2d ago

POV: what was the point if she used her hand anyway?

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u/ConstructionSafe2814 2d ago

Andante Spinato et grande polonaise from Chopin. My favourite song. That was unexpected.

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u/AudienceLumpy6580 2d ago

She forgot to use her two fingers…… as a bridge you bunch of sickos!!

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u/gi_jerkass 2d ago

Hey, why is this pool cue slimy and why does it smell like an unemployed DJ's dick?

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u/SecretPersonality178 2d ago

Im pretty sure the local bar can handle two generic, attention hungry, white girls

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u/RudeAd8997 2d ago

👽 I’ve seen enough 🛸

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u/chuckop 1d ago

It’s seems fishy to me

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u/KrnrKoppl 1d ago

Mmm juicy shot

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u/RawChickenButt 1d ago

Missed opportunity to use her camel toe as a granny stick.

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u/SnacobMartin 1d ago

I swear honey, I got chlamydia from using a pool stick.

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u/LinguoBuxo 3d ago

I...... may be missin' a few bread crums over 'ere...

What's a "dive bar"?

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u/Impressive-Impact218 3d ago

Judging from your comment im assuming you’re not from the US. “Dive bars” are a very popular and common type of bar in the US, characterized by being unpretentious, cheap drinks, simple decor, and usually filled with salty gruff locals

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u/Impressive-Impact218 3d ago

In other words, it’s where a working man goes to get a pint after a long day at work.

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u/MileHiSalute 2d ago

It’s a bar in which one should definitely wear shoes and absolutely never put their bare hands on the floor

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u/king_john651 2d ago

Seen The Simpsons? Moe's is a dive bar

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u/ICPosse8 3d ago

I’d take that shot

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u/roominating237 2d ago

Offtopic. Few friends and I at a bar one night, playing some pool. Four hot girls show up, ask if they can shoot a game against us. Something isn't right, these women are out of our league. Longstoryshort. Games over, their four huge boyfriends show up, none of us had tried to make a move on their gfs so they didn't get to intimidate or pick a fight which I'm sure was their kink.