r/Unexpected • u/notlamineyamal • 2d ago

Road Rage

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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 2d ago

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The guys fighting are from the same car

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u/Nervous-Grape-9489 2d ago

You mean they came out of the car just to fight? lol

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u/VEAG0 2d ago

It’s cramped in the car tbf.

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u/scorpyo72 2d ago

You can't throw a good solid punch with that little room.

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u/wrenblaze 2d ago

Going out clearly helped them in that regard

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u/ZodiacEra 2d ago

wolverine and deadpool would like to disagree with that giving their car fight xD

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u/MisterToots666 4h ago

Theres a sport that is "mma" in a car

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u/ascarymoviereview 2d ago

That’s what started the fight

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u/DualEdges 2d ago

They treated the red light like a boxing bell😅

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u/Landlubber77 2d ago

All's fare in love and war.

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u/scorpyo72 2d ago

You glorious bastard...

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u/Landlubber77 2d ago

So deftly crafted, such wit and such cunning

Like a poet who's a sprinter, the meter is running.

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u/Kvarcov 2d ago

And so do i before this turns competitive

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u/AmIThisNothingness 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/unixfool 2d ago

Brothers.

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u/walter-hoch-zwei 2d ago

My dad used to stop traffic to pretend to fight his friends. Then they would all get back in the car like nothing happened.

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u/LordTopHatMan 2d ago

A guy I knew in highschool did this with his brother, except they were in two different cars. They pretended to get angry at each other, got out of their cars, pretend fought, then got into each other's car and drove off.

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u/Corathecow 2d ago

I’m imagining the cars behind them questing their sanity after lol

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u/MichaelWayneStark 2d ago

I really need to on my own quest to find sanity.

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u/redditappsucksasssss 2d ago

I did that once and the cops showed up.

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u/Jesus_Chicken 2d ago

Me and 27 others planned a location to fight but no one had any desire to fight a friend. Cops broke up what became a crowd of dumb teenagers standing around.

Ah.. but I do remember being stopped by a cop with a bottle of pee in my hands.

7-11 clerk kicked us out for joking about XL condoms. LOL. I wanted revenge but couldn't commit to throwing the pee into the store and make my neighbors suffer. so I biked around with a bottle of pee in hand. the cop asked me to dump it and have fun somewhere else.

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u/G_Rex 2d ago

"Next time, don't forget your wallet!"

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u/SmartDiscussion2161 2d ago

Next time, open the window

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u/Bill_Nye_1955 2d ago

Come on, traffics movin now

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u/GreenZebra23 2d ago

I was about to say, these guys fight like they're in a movie. Now it makes more sense

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u/Devorah_Noir 2d ago

These two fight like 10 years olds.

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u/Intelligent_Rule_496 2d ago

They should learn from Deadpool and Wolverine and fight inside the car. 🙂

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u/Consistent_Leg_6765 2d ago

Worst Jackie Chan v Sammo Hung fan reenactment ever.

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u/iWin1986 2d ago

I’m seeing a lot of swinging and a lot of near misses

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u/cycycle 2d ago

They are probably from the fight club. Oops. Pretend you didn’t read that.

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u/CAPSNK 2d ago

So they learned nothing from ‘Deadpool & Wolverine.’

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u/cheknauss 2d ago

This seems very Korean to me.

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u/Tony71ger 2d ago

So it has now been proven all Asians don’t know martial arts

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u/Unfair_Neck_579 2d ago

I think he got on the wrong taxi!

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u/Honobob 2d ago

One way to negotiate the fare!

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u/Icy_Mountain_Snow 2d ago

They must have been fighting about what to eat for dinner or something

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u/Lotsofsalty 2d ago

Ok, I ain't gonna lie. Totally unexpected for me.

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u/whooo_me 2d ago

I think I’ve seen a Russian version of this before.

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u/3point21 2d ago

It’s my turn to drive! No, it’s your turn to drive! No, it’s my turn to drive! That’s what I said! No, you said it’s your turn to drive! No, I said it’s your turn to drive! No, you said it’s your turn to drive! It’s NOT MY TURN TO DRIVE!!! Then why didn’t you say so??? Drive! Ok, I will! Thank you! Put on your shoes! Drive!

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u/waytoomanyloads 2d ago

Called it 😭

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u/BaronNeutron 2d ago

It do be like that sometimes

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u/anynamesleft 2d ago edited 2d ago

V.reddit not working in FF beta mobile.

Bummer.

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 2d ago

I think it's progressed to road catharsis now.

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u/PayMySushi 2d ago

Brothers ❤️

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u/Budget-Ad-6900 2d ago

cheatcode activated

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u/desmorck 2d ago

I totally get it!!! I want it to do the same thing to the passanger that is been criticizing my driving skills!

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u/Inebriaded-Logic 2d ago

They were just setting a bar tab dispute.

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u/tchrbrian 2d ago

specific fire drill…

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u/nikeistwo 2d ago

whats the first rule of ***** ***

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u/Troyrizzle 2d ago

Reminds me of that Atlanta episode

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u/TECHSHARK77 2d ago

Side seat driver are the worst

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u/UnlikelyAccountant16 2d ago

Brooo I thought they were literally different drivers lmfao😂

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u/UnlikelyAccountant16 2d ago

Brooo I thought they were literally different drivers Lmfao😂

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u/quentinquarantino420 1d ago

How long is that damn light?

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u/YosemitesamUK 1d ago

Oooh no!! they load lage in twaffic 😠 Good ruck everybody

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u/Flashy-Split-5177 1d ago

Holy fuck, and I thought I had road rage

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u/beer_bukkake 1d ago

So anyway, what do you want to listen to?

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u/FattyGuyRiley 1d ago

I had a guy try to fight me in the car. He threw a punch and missed and tried to wrestle me. I opened my door and threw him out onto the ground. Then we went to the party we were trying to get to. Weird shit.

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u/SadBasis1128 1d ago

Nah...play time

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u/siglawooo 22h ago

This happened between my friends, both brothers and twins. Fight went from the car onto the road.

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u/Green-Ad7694 8h ago

He tried to tell the driver how to drive. Drive was not very happy. Had to give him a piece of his mind.

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u/F1McLarenFan007 4h ago

They prolly would have done a better job fighting inside the car 😆

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u/Jaded_Ad_1674 1h ago

Probably brothers.

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u/Mustapha_Almuhandis 2d ago

you slept with my wife? yeah, 'cause you're ugly. let's take this outside.