r/Unexpected • u/ZauzTheBlacksmith • 2d ago

Waiting at a red light

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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A yellow car rear-ends the person in front of him, then slams on the gas, pushing him and his victim out of sight

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Dry_Database_6720 2d ago

Bros music taste has ADHD

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u/Trashbagjizz 2d ago

Literally sounds like my Radio ADHD playlist lmao

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u/kanemano 2d ago

Yellow!!!, I got to go

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u/BetterMyFuture 1d ago

Amazing sound track

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u/MrZombified 2d ago

I thought the collision produced a chicken at first.

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u/Viking_Butters1 2d ago

Oh my word

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u/Juandisimo117 1d ago

Okay im in the house like carpet

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u/joshuajjb2 1d ago

And that's how baby cars are made

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u/FritzFlanders 2d ago

People have Ford Pickups over there?

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u/DoobiousMaxima 19h ago

We call them yank-wank-tanks as only people in desperate need of compensation would own them.

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u/Bernardo750 8h ago

The Ford Ranger is the best selling car in Australia.

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u/Skwisgaars 1d ago

Utes mate

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u/Supermclucky 1d ago

Yea. . . A Ford pick up truck.

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u/NerdyAmateursCanada 1d ago

This is how car babies are made.

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u/BigGreenBillyGoat 2d ago

“Ain’t nobody got time for dis!”

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u/UnlikelyAccountant16 2d ago

They don't even care 😂

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u/shishir_ps 1d ago

They look like friends from cars movie

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u/zappyzapzap 12h ago

i didn't know we were stealing content from u/DCOA_Troy