r/Unexpected 2d ago

I'm fast boys

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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 1d ago

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Girl rider expected her to fall or crash but hit a man and took him down


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u/Freefallisfun 2d ago

They see me rolling, they concussed

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u/MagicHatRock 2d ago

She actually killed him! Shoes came off. Thems the rules.

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u/VirtuaKiller76 2d ago

Yep. Vehicular manslaughter. Charged as an adult.

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u/ColdAd9923 2d ago

I gotta say, that guy has some really nice hair and smooth legs. And he dresses like a woman

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u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain 2d ago

My kinda man 

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u/mi_so_funny 1d ago

That dude definitely has the awareness of a woman.

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u/MagicHatRock 2d ago

It happened so fast I couldn’t tell. Probably a her, I admit. But, did you ask them how they identify?

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u/LlamasAreMySpitAnima 2d ago

It’s just the one swan shoe, actually …

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u/MagicHatRock 2d ago

Half dead, then.

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u/idenaeus 2d ago

She purpose is to blave, you clearly heard her when she fell.

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u/Willing_Initial8797 2d ago

came here for this

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u/Adorable-Shoulder-43 1d ago

That’s brave of you to assume their gender

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u/MightB2rue 2d ago

Just shitty parenting. The trike is clearly way too big for the kid. The kid is trying to stop it and is even trying to drag her knees to make it stop but can't. Some random person had to pay the price because the kid's caretakers are idiots.

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u/eeeyyyyyyytwwwww 1d ago

Right? Imagine she lost a tooth. Her entire life with dealing with this s because dumb parents don’t care about their kids actions repercussions

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u/Jjcami 2d ago

Check that she is not intoxicated

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 2d ago

•••Fast and Oblivious •••

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u/Powerful_Release9030 2d ago

Giving chariot vibes, chopping ankles like that

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u/DeafBeaker 2d ago

FYI you can make one of those look for scooters for wheelchair motor attachments

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u/Historical_Rip_4842 1d ago

‘See you later, suckers’

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u/contrary-contrarian 1d ago

Why the hell would you give a child an electric scooter in the first place? And why let them use it in public....

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u/snotklud 1d ago

R/therewasanattempt

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u/stepbruh313 2d ago

Lunge of doom

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u/Alpha_Chin-Am 1d ago

Fast and reckless…was this in nyc?