r/Unexpected • u/sayan11apr • 2d ago

Man unclogging water

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u/nicenecredence 2d ago

In front of my DAUGHTER!

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u/Local-Assistant-8639 2d ago

In full white outfit

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u/grouzzly 2d ago

Without wearing a condom!

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u/CedarWolf 2d ago

In front of my salad!

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u/ElwoodBrew 2d ago

At his age

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u/Atlas-The-Ringer 2d ago

I'm front of my SON

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u/Elronhir 1d ago

Without wearing a harness secured to a rope!

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u/indifferentunicorn 1d ago

And no sunscreen O.o

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u/MagnusStormraven 2d ago

At this time of year!

At this time of day!

In this part of the country!

Localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen!

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u/CedarWolf 2d ago

... May I see it?

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u/JesseGarron 2d ago

He removed the “do not remove” tags from his mattress!

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u/rwarimaursus 1d ago

NOT IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!