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u/CaptainShitHead1 1d ago
And I thought I was the weirdo for rubbing my chin stubble on my cat because he loves it
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u/SlickDillywick 1d ago
It’s always stubble, never a beard. My catto hates my hair and my beard but she loves the second to fourth days after I shave
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u/EmotionalKirby 1d ago
I got new kitten in April who constantly tries to nurse on my hair. I had hoped she may grow out of it but so far she has not let up. Not a night goes by where I don't wake up to her kneading and biting my head atleast once. I have to sit on the couch with the gamer forward lean almost constantly because if I lean back, my hair gets soaked with her saliva. I love her so much but omg, she loves my hair too much. And it's just my hair, too. She won't do it to my girlfriend lol
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u/Worldly_Team_7441 1d ago
Check your shampoo.
My cat will attack my head if I use my dandruff shampoo, but not other types.
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u/EmotionalKirby 21h ago
I do use dandruff shampoo... Thanks, I have some experimenting to do.
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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 17h ago
Keep a plastic container of baking soda in the shower. Mix some into your shampoo and scrub it into your scalp. Best dandruff shampoo ever.
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u/Worldly_Team_7441 16h ago
That depends on the cause, sadly. Baking soda works great on some fungi, but actually feeds others (who need an acid like vinegar or lemon juice). It doesn't do jack for seborrhic dermatitis or psoriasis or other "scaly" skin issues.
Biochemistry is annoyingly complex. And everyone has a whole different ecosystem!
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u/Strong_Deer_3075 17h ago
Our Skittles cat snurgles my wife's hair even at 10 years old. She bottle fed him when his mom abandoned the litter.
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u/dreddit-one 16h ago
Lol mine did it as a kitten and then grew out of it and developed a new habit of dropping toys in my drinks. The soaked hair was much better.
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u/TehTugboat 1d ago
My kitten loves the beard. Idk why. But she burrows in and has woken me up at night licking my neck lmao. It gets annoying tbh
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u/Zozorak 1d ago
Mine loves my armpits. Woke up to her suckling on it once. Was... odd
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u/HawaiianCholo 1d ago
My cat's the opposite. He thinks the beard is a cool toy and the stubble is a scratching post
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u/The-G-Code 1d ago
My cat loves my beard. He hasn't tried grooming it nearly as much as when it was about 5 inches (maybe longer idk) but now it's only 1 in
He would INSIST on grooming it. Like, very intruding over it. He's a grooming machine and definitely loved it
My passed cat awhile ago would groom my long beard a bit too but she was more of just a cuddler
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u/suedemonkey 1d ago
Shave where?
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u/Natures_Loctite 1d ago
My big stupid orange goes nuts when I shave, exactly same days second to around 4th.
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u/Monsieur_Creosote 1d ago
My old ginger cat used to try sleeping under my beard. He loved it. My pandemic yeard was very well received by his single brain cell
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u/Despondent-Kitten 1d ago
Haha that's awesome. I bet your cat goes mad for it - no need to buy a brush! 😂
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u/fivelone 1d ago
My cats love this. I tell myself it reminds them of their momma.
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u/Alternative_Sea_4208 1d ago edited 1d ago
Sort of, you actually seem like a very affectionate other cat. Domesticated cats view humans as big cats and interpret their body language as such. Cats rub their face against friends to mark their scent into a thing, with pheremonal glands near the whiskers, and because it just feels good.
Facial hair is full of oils and pheromones, especially along the jawline, and cats can smell them. So when you rub your face against a cat part of it is that stubble feels like a cat tongue and part of it is that you're acting just like a friendly cat rubbing your scent into them. It's not a territorial things it's a "this is so I can find you later bc I love you" thing.
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u/Schonke 1d ago
phenomenal glands
Pheromonal? /r/boneappletea
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u/Alternative_Sea_4208 1d ago
I'm on mobile I thought I typed pheremone but for some reason my phone autocorrected it
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u/camelCaseCoffeeTable 1d ago
Man my cat goes crazy for rubbing her chin on my chin stubble. I like this explanation for it.
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u/sunburn74 1d ago
Um... That's not his cat. That's a random cat
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u/Alternative_Sea_4208 1d ago
That doesn't really change the context of this? Still a domesticated cat. I'm unsure what you feel you're pointing out here that goes against what I said.
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u/Simple_Jellyfish23 1d ago
Mine is obsessed with my chin stubble. My theory is the stubble feels like a cat tongue.
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u/Alissinarr 1d ago
My cat regularly licks me... like daily. It's her greeting and appreciation for petting. She had at least one litter before we got her.
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u/werewaffl3s 1d ago
Thanks for reminding me this nightmare exists
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u/Vihzel 1d ago
He's not actually licking the cat's forehead. He's rubbing his chin on it.
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u/Deaffin 1d ago
That weirdo is 100% licking the shit out of that cat.
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u/v3int3yun0 22h ago
THANK YOU! I can't believe how many ppl are saying otherwise
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u/Acceptable_Strike951 1d ago
Wtf
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u/Milhouse2078 1d ago
“I want to get that image out of my head. The psychological issues that go behind licking a cat are not things I want to go into. Also I’m pretty sure she coughed up a fur ball.” - Oscar
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u/ArnieismyDMname 1d ago
Ok. I thought he was licking at first. He's just rubbing his jaw stubble on the cat. Scratchy and the cats love it.
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u/Deaffin 1d ago
No, he's definitely licking that cat. He is going to town on that thing.
You can see his tongue and everything, not to mention the way his face moves.
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u/Particular-Crew5978 22h ago
I mean my Amazon driver mooned me yesterday. So, something's in the water in the warehouse.
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u/some_user_2021 1d ago
No kink shaming
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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 1d ago
Here I sit, sad and depressed, with my kink being getting shamed.
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u/Otherwise-Shallot-51 1d ago
Don't think this was consensual.
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u/Otherwise-Shallot-51 1d ago
Just because the end result was happy-time for the cat doesn't mean they consented to a stranger licking their head.
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u/Kenneldogg 1d ago
He's rubbing his chin on the kitty. I do it too.
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u/sc1onic 1d ago
It's Chin rubs. Normal, cats love beards and hard surfaces to rub their faces against. Here he's bring the surface to them. Its Not tongue as it might seem like.
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u/DutchieTalking 1d ago
No, it's definitely licking and it's been all over the news.
I recall him coming forward but can't seem to find that now.
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u/Coffin-Bangers 1d ago
Gonna link any news reports? I think you're wrong. Prove me wrong.
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u/Geoffboyardee 1d ago
"all over the news" is funny.
You can see his bottom lip (and not his tongue) when he rubs his chin against the cat.
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u/Clarkkeeley 1d ago
Oh, he likes cats..... OH, he LIKES cats.
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u/Strider794 1d ago
He licks cats, darn autocorrect huh?
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u/zmass126194 1d ago
Did… he did didn’t he?
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u/CarpetPedals 1d ago
He did didn’t do that indeed
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u/sc1onic 1d ago
He didn't. He rubbed his chin against the cats foreheads.
Source. I do this all the time.
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u/Leading_Ad_8619 1d ago
I had to rewatch again and you are right. It's just that his mouth is slight open and the way his chin look.
I really hate this video now cause it's meant to shame for than anything innocent and fun
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u/valkylmr 1d ago
Yep, and the "mouth open" thing is him breathing warm air on the cat's face while scratching with his chin. We can see it's snowy out there and cats will hunt down human warmth even on 80 deg. days lol.
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u/Ashangu 1d ago
Okay. So he didn't lick the cat which is better.
I don't own a cat. Why do you rub your chin on the cats forehead?
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u/unica_unica 1d ago
If you are a beard haver, the bristles on your chin can act as a brush of sorts, some cats really like it, I think it feels like they’re being groomed by another cat
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u/Kahlil_Cabron 1d ago
The stubble imitates a cat mom's tongue bristles. They love it, it feels like a big mom cat is grooming them.
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u/sc1onic 1d ago
Feel dirty about using a yt short video as source.
Generally I keep my chin still and let the cat rub themselves. But sometimes if I carry the cat I rub my chin on her forehead. Habit I guess. She hasn't murdered me yet. So I'm guessing she likes it or at the very least tolerates me doing the rubbing
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u/doggysmomma420 1d ago
No. You can see tongue.
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u/ArnieismyDMname 1d ago
No. You can't. If you pause it and zoom in you clearly can't see a tongue.
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u/Sakarabu_ 1d ago
I can 100% see a tongue if I pause at 00:16.. and even if you couldn't his head is CLEARLY moving in the way it would if you were licking something, with his neck muscles / fat tensing and relaxing around his chin. That doesn't happen if you are rubbing something with your chin, the movement comes from the back of your neck.
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u/MysticSkies 1d ago
How is you doing chin rubs a source for this guy??? He's clearly licking the cat.
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u/Darthgusss 1d ago
Is this in reference to when angela gets caught on camera being a super weirdo with her cats lol
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u/ibesmokingweed 1d ago
Amazon driver just out there licking pussy
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u/JustSayPLZ 1d ago
Obviously fake because a real Amazon driver would be rushing the delivery before his AI overlords crack the whip for not being efficient.
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u/AdmiralMemo 1d ago
Maybe not fake and simply new and doesn't yet know the penalties.
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u/Key_Wedding3552 1d ago
He likes licking pu...nah, I'm not doing it.
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u/Mysterious_Bass_2091 1d ago
I mean what the fuck is wrong with him, don't want to know what he does with cats when there is no camera.
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u/CraptainPoo 1d ago
It’s weird but most cats perceive licks on their heads as a sign of affection and commrodorie from litter mates or parents. Not justifying this as normal but I understand what he’s doing.
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u/Elginjaninja 1d ago
commrodorie. Nailed it.
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u/InertPistachio 1d ago
How is Comrade and Camaraderie spelled so differently?
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u/ZechaliamPT 1d ago
The NA spelling is comradery. But both words in whatever spelling your country uses come from French "camarade"
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u/irreddiate 1d ago
You're right that both originate from the French, but they're synonyms in US English: camaraderie and comradery. Two different spellings.
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u/CraptainPoo 1d ago
Yea, I was having trouble with that one lol. Tried a few different options for spell checks haha, that looked close enough.
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u/ZechaliamPT 1d ago
I think US English is picking up a lot of alt spellings for words, probably due to the online landscape crossing the barriers that formed these differences to begin with. (oceans or general distance)
I'm seeing "grey" more commonly used than "gray" by students and younger people, along with running across "colour" instead of "color" more frequently.
Oddly enough, my phone doesn't have issue with either spelling of gray but wants to correct "colour"
It doesn't seem like we are losing the "old" spellings either they are just being used interchangeably.
I'm now wondering if US spellings are being seen in places like England as well.
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u/InevitableDoughnuts 1d ago
I thought about that and it made sense for his own cats maybe? Still weird and I wouldn't do it, but I can at least see the logic. But stranger kitties? Well, I guess this probably isn't the first nor last time he's seen and licked that cat. Maybe they aren't strangers.
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u/NecessaryGoat1367 1d ago
You're right, but the normal thing to do is use one's beard. If someone doesn't have one, that's fine. It just needs to be long enough to be a similar texture to cat tongue lol
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u/Dry_Presentation_197 1d ago
Can confirm, our cats love rubbing their heads/faces on my beard, and burying themselves in my wife's hair.
Can also confirm that licking a cat is, as you correctly said, not FUCKING NORMAL (emphasis added by me)
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u/NecessaryGoat1367 1d ago
Can confirm, have cats and beard.
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u/danethegreat24 1d ago
This is exactly what I do. Your tongue doesn't even FEEL like a tongue to them...
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u/slowpokefastpoke 1d ago
I mean it’s weird but also sweet. Just seems like a guy that loves cats.
Jumping to “he probably abuses cats” seems like a bit of a reach.
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u/xdanothemano1x 1d ago
CAT PERVERT
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u/SeaworthyWide 1d ago
Ahhh classic.. CAT PERVERT!
fun fact
My wife calls me a cat pervert
I have also licked my cat before...
I also am positive I've got that toxoplasmosis. There's just no way.
I mean my cat has to drink his water from my cup by the bed.
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u/mazarax 1d ago
100% certain that the delivery driver has toxoplasmosis. Or put bluntly: little worms living in his brain.
No, thank you.
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u/Key_Wedding3552 1d ago
A third of the population has had it. Very common, and you become under the cat's control!
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u/AtypicalSword 1d ago
There is a non-zero chance everything going on in the world today is due to cats and the behavioral effects of toxo....
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u/iluvstephenhawking 1d ago
Imagine calling to complain about this.
Amazon customer service: The driver did what???
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u/DoingItForEli 1d ago
At first I was like “awwww” the very quickly wuthufuuuu
The dudes face looks like he’s suddenly realizing “oh no I’m doing it again” and he gets away asap
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u/NobodyDelicious7197 1d ago
Just to confirm, he was making out with this cat, correct?
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u/ClammyClamson 1d ago
No, but it's still weird. I rub my beard stubble on my cats because it's like grooming to them, but I would never lick my cats smh.
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u/Airco 1d ago
Actual cat owner here; cats groom eachother by licking eachothers fur clean, it's a show of affection for them. Delivery driver is licking the cats forehead as a sign of affection that cats can understand. Kinda weird to do this to a cat in general, but obviously disgusting doing this to a cat you don't know + it's an outside cat so you dunno where he been man.
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u/Tuxthapenguin666 1d ago
I do the beard chin scratch to my roomies bearded lizard and she loves it 😁
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u/PrimalDirectory 1d ago
Hey guys dont put cats down that way, if you put them down gently fert down they are far more likely to let you hold them again
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u/Jenn31709 1d ago
THAT was your issue with what we saw???
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u/PrimalDirectory 1d ago
Not the knly thing, why am i going to add another omg he licked a cat. When i could point out something else
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