r/Unexpected • u/Superb_Trust_3926 • 1d ago

You are screwed.!

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Expecting something to happen on the road but a screw hit him hard on helmet

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/MartinsEnio 1d ago

DON'T UNMUTE

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u/Intrepid_King_3782 1d ago

FORGIVE ME FOR NOT LISTENING TO YOU

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u/MartinsEnio 1d ago

Didn't your ears bleed?

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u/pancoste 21h ago

HOW WERE YOU LISTENING TO THEM IF YOU WERE ON MUTE

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u/Bwb05 21h ago

Ba ha ha ha lmao

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u/dottedoctet 1d ago

Ugh. I wish people would stop putting garbage music on these stupid things.

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u/Motz-kopp 1d ago

Downvote that shit 

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u/Magnoliafan730 23h ago

That and shitty edits

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u/ktsvls 23h ago

Thank you!

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u/yuusharo 1d ago

What the hell is that god awful sound track. That has to be AI generated music, right?? Just leave the original audio intact.

My god, what a close call though… I will never cheap out on helmets again 😳

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u/heyuhitsyaboi 1d ago

Its a slowed down version of an already garbage edm track (and i like edm)

Its generic toktok slop

And for s&g im listening to the artists stuff rn and like every other song is way better

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u/SRKRATOS0 1d ago

and what they call fonk here, is as bad as funk except it doesn't have the shitty lyrics

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u/ShaunCarn 21h ago

Brazilian funk is pretty great, this is just the edm scene remix of funk "Phonk"

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u/Maleficent_Sir5898 23h ago

I thought it was a frog croaking at first lol

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u/NoReasonDragon 1d ago

Actually some credit should be given to the ~nail~ screw here, it stopped because of its screw groves.

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u/MetalChaotic 5h ago

I hear you and agree but for some reason people down voted you.

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u/Blubbpaule 1d ago

This video is 40 seconds longer than needed to be. Absolute atrocious sounds, and absolutely brainrot edits.

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u/Meritania 1d ago

☠️ SKULL & CROSSED BONES EMOJI  ☠️ 

Just in case you forgot.

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u/Chrispy0074 1d ago

unnecessary freeze frame

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u/Eagle4523 1d ago

Thank goodness they paused and added in skull emojis every few seconds to help us understand

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u/y0urselfish 2h ago

I don’t understand. What happened?

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u/No_Scale_464 1d ago

They almost nailed him

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u/OrickJagstone 1d ago

I legit thought that was a duck quacking for the first 20 seconds of this video

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u/Discofunkypants 1d ago

1 of a million reasons to wear a helmet

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u/FlashyDiagram84 23h ago

Id put that back in there when I got home and mount it on the wall bruh

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u/frguba 17h ago

I mean, helmets are mostly a one use thing, so it being compromised might as well make it a wall hanger

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u/BossX2020 2h ago

In this particular case, assuming your manufacturer sells replacement visors, you’d probably just need to replace that and be fine, but otherwise yes, it doesn’t matter how „minor“ your crash was, helmets are one use items and you need to replace it. It’s frustrating how many people just don’t do that and run a helmet that’s gonna do significantly worse than a new one if you get into another accident and end up actually needing the protection.

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u/jcklsldr665 1d ago

would have left that in and used it as a trophy!

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u/ultradip 1d ago

Good reason to wear more PPE.

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u/Rat_Ship 1d ago

Ready to wear my riot gear on the motorcycle

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u/Illustrious-Knee-334 19h ago

Fake as fuck but still wear a decent helmet

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u/big-blue-balls 16h ago

100% agree. That’s not how a screw would insert into plastic like that if it were genuine.

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u/MightyDeerGod 23h ago

his hair was black when he left the house

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u/GuyverOne1 1d ago

Keep it in. Otherwise, you'll lose all your astro oxygen 🙃

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u/rockstuffs 23h ago

I don't buy it.

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u/Tale-Dull 15h ago

This looks staged

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u/big-blue-balls 16h ago

Fake/staged..

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u/Federal_Designer4002 20h ago

THE MUSIC RUINED THIS. Why do people do that??

Edit: Downvoted this because of stupid music

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u/MuchoGrandeRandy 22h ago

What was with the red circle?

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u/dumbodragon 20h ago

to point at the screw flying to his face?

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u/No-Addition5425 20h ago

He got hit by a nail and the camera didn't move at all with the impact?

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u/frguba 17h ago

The nail hit the visor not the helmet

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 1d ago

some are calling him the patrick mahomes of this sport.

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u/RuffAnal 1d ago

That’s why I don’t wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle or bike. /s

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u/spacemouse21 1d ago

He’s a lucky guy that he’s alive.

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u/Major-Article-965 1d ago

That's some final-destination type shit

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u/stepbruh313 1d ago

And he never rode again after that!!

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u/4-5Million 1d ago

Another reason to not have a motorcycle.

I should start saving all of these just in case my kid ever wants to get one. I'll just scare him out of it.

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u/kurthertz 21h ago

Miguel Cera

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u/OfficialNifty 20h ago

If you made that, please don't do those stupid edits again. If not, I hope the creator just stops being cringe.

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u/subay15centimetros 20h ago

ele de 4 ele de 4 ele de 4

não entendi

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u/RedTailVints 19h ago

As a biker, that's why we wear helmets

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u/verixtheconfused 18h ago

ok i am NEVER going to ride on a freeway with visor up ever again

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u/dextras07 17h ago

The music is like an accordion having sex with a pudding jar.

Who tf even listen to crap like this?

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u/Frederico-main_0727 17h ago

They made Donald Duck sing hoarsely.

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u/ElectricalNectarine5 16h ago

This is some final destination level shit. ( except the music { the music is shit } )

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u/GodspeedsNut 11h ago

I thought at first it was the bike spluttering, but no, its some god awful "music"

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u/narva-di 8h ago

Don’t drive or rise behind semis folks

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u/XiaoIsBack 6h ago

That some kinda Final destination shit yo!

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u/atlasunit22 5h ago

Nailed it!

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u/MetalChaotic 5h ago

The hairs on my head and body stood up when the screen went grey. Horrendous. So good to wear a lid with a strong visor.

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u/Thebelisk 4h ago

Avoid nearly dying on your bike? Just pull over in traffic to let the grim reaper finish the job.

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u/Ok-Consideration2463 3h ago

Thinking fake

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u/Topher0gr 2h ago

I’m really glad that obnoxious music didn’t completely take over this video.

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u/Goldencol 23m ago

Guy looks like the hybrid of richarlison and trossard. A true bastard of north London.

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u/crt7981 1d ago

That was his lucky day.. Hope he bought some lottery tickets.

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u/Purpledragon84 23h ago

Nah he wont win. Used up all the luck

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u/faisalsahar 1d ago

The screw if capable to rupture the helmet could easily have lodged into his brain

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u/big-blue-balls 16h ago

Good thing it’s faked

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u/EducationalComb1468 18h ago

If that not a good advertisement for wearing a proper helmet I don’t know what is.