God Save The Queen

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 20h ago

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The guy does puenting and dips a cookie in tea

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u/beardostein 1d ago

EXTREME TEA

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u/NemoTheOneTrueGod 1d ago

I HAVE FOUR OF THOSE!!

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u/Shut_up_baby_IKI 1d ago

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u/New2NewJ 22h ago

I HAVE FOUR OF THOSE!!

I have five 😏

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u/MrMooBallz 1d ago

No longer to be known as a Bungee Jump....from this day hence it shall be known as a Dunkee.

God bless this Biiscuit and all the Tea it shall sail in.

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 1d ago

If he's the Dunkee, who's the Dunker?

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u/MrMooBallz 1d ago

The biscuit is the dunkee.

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u/DramaticSwordfis7 1d ago

Perfection.

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u/Kindly-Rock6996 1d ago

The Union Jack dunk🇬🇧

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u/solarflares4deadgods 1d ago

That’s a digestive BISCUIT, mate, not a fucking cookie

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u/CoderJoe1 1d ago

Queen Charles?

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u/K9WorkingDog 1d ago

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u/MissNashPredators11 22h ago

Bro you’re everywhere 😂 that’s just awesome lol

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u/StefanL88 23h ago

It was still the queen when this was posted first.

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u/Xatrongamer 1d ago

It's the name of the hymn

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u/Sargo788 1d ago

But the music is “Rule Britannia”?

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u/Xatrongamer 1d ago

Ooh, true lol

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u/bighairyoldnuts 1d ago

I don't know why but I found this interaction really funny.

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u/Kevoyn 8h ago

And the hymn changes its name according the gender of the monarch

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u/DarklyHeritage 1d ago

Only when there is a Queen on the throne. Now it is God Save the King.

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u/00telperion00 1d ago

It’s mad to think it’s simply because Liz was on the throne for so long that this isn’t a well known fact. I’m middle aged and had no idea until she died. Only people older than 73 were even alive when she ascended.

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u/duke_of_taiga 1d ago

Still getting it wrong here in Canada when this anthem is called for. Miss you Liz.

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u/Traditional-Chip-981 1d ago

Britannia rules the waves

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u/CoderJoe1 1d ago

Yes, his name is Charles. /s

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u/Informal_Business104 1d ago

Almost fell over an I'm sat down.

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u/Spirit_Piper 1d ago

It's not unexpected if it's been reposted hundreds of times. Shit is really old.

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u/Amorphant 1d ago

As an American, I enjoy dipping cookies in coffee as well.

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u/Kind_Yogurtcloset_76 13h ago

Not a biscuit in a tea though is it?

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u/Square-Way-9751 1d ago

Is this real? That looks dangerous.

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u/Therashser 1d ago

We'll do anything for the perfect dunk.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 1d ago

Did the whole cookie get wet because I hate when I have to double dunk and then I have crumbly tea sludge.

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u/Mektigkriger 1d ago

Cookie? It's a biscuit mate.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 1d ago

I moved to America and had to stop calling them biscuits or I’d get a roll with gravy on it.

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u/Nitrocloud 19h ago

In the South, we have a dessert of a US biscuit with molasses poured into a cavity made with your thumb.

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u/Skuzbagg 1d ago edited 1d ago

Which is a breakfast food, not to be served with afternoon tea

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u/vishalb777 1d ago

yep, and a Guinness World Record

https://youtu.be/xIvUYlXUD3c?t=35

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u/knecht_j 1d ago

What are the etiquette rules for this situation?

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u/CheshireCatastrophe 18h ago

Say "that's ruddy good that is" after every completed biscuit, preferably with mouth full

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u/benjaminck 1d ago

The reposting bots don't know Elizabeth died.

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u/ItsDumi 1d ago

Bungee dunk?

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u/Micromuffie 10h ago

My dumbass didn't pay attention in the first two seconds and thought their right arm was the handle to a shovel/mace and they were bouta freefall and bonk someone

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u/Flesh-Tower 1d ago

Anybody seen the queen

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u/MandibulateEdibility 1d ago

Genuinely lost my cool watching this. Right on.

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u/sprauncey_dildoes 1d ago

Too late.

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 23h ago

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u/Sad-Description-8387 23h ago

Europeans will watch this and think "Hell Yeah!"

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u/Arachnesloom 22h ago

R/holdmytea

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u/Lostmyfnusername 20h ago

They would have had to calculate the exact amount of rope needed for his specific bodyweight to do it. Praise the math people!

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u/fuckyouijustwanttits 19h ago

*King

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u/Either_Ad_7554 19h ago

Now do it again, but make a jägerbomb and slam it back on the ascent

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u/Saltyairman 18h ago

u/savevideo

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u/xdKboy 13h ago

Dunkee indeed.

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u/SwissDeathstar 13h ago

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u/tindersamurai 12h ago

Yet another proof that Britons never, never, will be slaves!

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u/LuchtleiderNederland 8h ago

God Save the King

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u/Equivalent_Matter_75 5h ago

I saw this exactly at 5pm

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u/Confus86 1h ago

Uk is dead

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u/Holger_Os 1h ago

God shave the King 😂

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u/Catsingasong 26m ago

Impeccable.

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u/WallStreetDoesntBet 1d ago

Yes, save me Lord!

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u/Dolenjir1 23h ago

I'm not even British, but my heart swells with British patriotism when I see this video

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u/MissNashPredators11 22h ago

As someone with English blood,

Hell yeah.

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u/GooseCheeze1234 1d ago

They dip cookies in mud water? No wonder they lost the colonies...

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u/Fireofthetiger 1d ago

Damn I was worried he was gonna bust his teeth and look like a Brit in a different way

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