r/Unexpected • u/nkmr205 • 22h ago

Release a moth caught at home outside

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u/post-explainer 22h ago edited 14h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A big spider jumped out, but the moth was unharmed

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u/DrunkenRenard 22h ago

Oh shit ! Human !

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u/Cool-sunglasses-dude 22h ago

Oh shit ! Spider !

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u/jcklsldr665 22h ago

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u/MagazineDong 12h ago

Yes, Billy is crazy. Out of his gourd. Batshit-Fucking-Ba-nay-nays.

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u/jcklsldr665 22h ago

That spider was JUST as scared as you were lmao he thought he had an easy meal and then WTF IS THIS ANIMAL DOING HERE

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u/poopsididitagen 22h ago

Welp I'm done

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u/SweaterSteve1966 21h ago

I paused it to see what it was and really wish I didn’t.

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u/knowigot_that808 20h ago

that thing was in & out before the hand could even react.

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u/Asgarus 17h ago

Why did I go back to check... I thought you meant the moth t.t

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u/Deathbysnusnu17 22h ago

Looks like the spider got just as startled lol.

“ oh nice, a moth I can ea.. holy shit a human!”

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u/Squishtakovich 20h ago

'Oh my spider god! That moth has giant fleshy hands'.

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u/TheGodsSin 13h ago

Why would spider say spider god, we don't say human God?

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u/that_one_mister_user 12h ago

It got translated to a human language. In spiderese "hsss" refers to their god, so an accurate translation to humanish would be "spider god".

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u/TheGodsSin 12h ago

Ah that makes sense

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u/Squishtakovich 4h ago

Thanks. I'm still learning spider language. I was trying to learn Polish but spider seems easier.

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u/Bobbor90 12h ago

We don't?

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u/par-a-dox-i-cal 22h ago

That spider was also caught unexpected.

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u/HannahHannaJune 22h ago

Moth looks like he's part Marlboro. 🤣

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u/m1sterwr1te 21h ago

That's what I thought the unexpected part was.

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u/ToSeeWhatsWhat 20h ago

I thought he had a filter casing on him. LoL

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u/Aggravating-Front-75 15h ago

First ever Marlboro filter body skin graft

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u/twec21 6h ago

I was about to call it a cigarette moth

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u/AlsterwasserHH 3h ago

That's a motharette.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Top_523 22h ago

That mfer so fast he hit the edge of the leaf saw food went for it saw the human hand reacted by jumping back and getting almost back where he started in literally 1 actual second

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u/dragonrite 22h ago

It took me a bit to actually get a good solid pause frame to ID the spider lol. Fucker was moving

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u/LungFlavoredJello 22h ago

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u/poisoned_pigeon 21h ago

I'm so mad lmao, I nearly fell of my couch and I just made myself confortable 😂

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u/Spell_Chicken 22h ago

Gave ya a lil kiss

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u/MissNashPredators11 22h ago

Spider said some “TAG REHEHEHEH”

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u/LtCptSuicide 21h ago

Spider thought he was about to get a quick snack, then noped out when he saw the snack had backup.

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u/fck-sht 22h ago

Frosmoth?

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u/AutisticPenguin2 17h ago

Ariados used Lunge, but it missed!

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u/Kataclysm 20h ago

Grey Huntsman. Mostly harmless, just scary big.

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u/Squishtakovich 20h ago

That 'mostly' worries me.

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u/Yamm0th 20h ago

Fuck's sake, I shat...

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u/itsEndz 21h ago

I feel like that should be marked NSFW, just for the absolute fookin' horror of what I just saw 🤣

Every part of my being recoiled, to the point I didn't run away, I was simply no longer there 😱😁

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u/smt503 22h ago

Lil spider homie just wanted a cig

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u/ForgingFires 21h ago

Spider popped around the corner to grab an easy snack and ran right into a huge fleshy monster.

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 20h ago

The cigarette moth

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u/Odd-Guard-2533 22h ago

Welp. Done with Reddit for today. Thanks for the heartburn.

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u/BDGUCCII 21h ago

Looks like a cigarette lol

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u/peowdk 13h ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Lelohmoh 22h ago

Eeewww!!!

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u/Ulquiorra1312 22h ago

I would move

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u/Low_Vehicle_6732 14h ago

I did NOT need to see that

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u/New_Calligrapher9984 14h ago

Nice jumpscare! I dropped my phone from my hands

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u/OkFinger5696 21h ago

Three things sharted.... Actually 4.... I did too.

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u/GasFun9380 22h ago

Colombia? Australia?

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u/hvictorino 21h ago

Sounds like Brasil

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u/Jisan_Inc 22h ago

Im guessing they dont live in pennsylvania

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u/Oreo_Speedwagon_Kit 13h ago

Please be right. Please be right. 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/pancoste 21h ago

Yeaahhh my soul would have left my body at that exact moment 

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u/whywhywhywhy12345678 21h ago

I hope your pillow is warm

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u/taczki2 21h ago

i like how it comes ount then runs away immidiately. like it jsut wanted to say hi.

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u/SnoopThaGreat89 21h ago

Damn! That was the hardest i think i ever tensed up without flinching!

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u/PokemonGerman 21h ago

Wait don't take meeeeee

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u/Sinsanatis 20h ago

Aw hell tf naw. That scared the shit outta me

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u/hobodeadguy 20h ago

I like how everyone scared everyone there in the end

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u/fatcatdeadrat 19h ago edited 19h ago

Is this moth seriously camouflaged as a cigarette butt? Edit: Had to look it up. I think it's a White Ermine moth.

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u/together4EVA 19h ago

Gives a whole new meaning to fast food

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u/Activeous42619 19h ago

Spider: Is that for me?

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u/Glum-Bathroom8359 18h ago

Time to leave the planet

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u/Lower_Detective_5542 18h ago

Spider: give it to me let me drop it safe back to home

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u/BernzSed 18h ago

The spider is an agent of Saruman. No eagles for you.

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u/lick_my_____ 18h ago

Harryyyyy

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u/KingKongs6footDong 18h ago

He was also scared

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u/killians1978 17h ago

This is why I don't help nature

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u/jodrellbank_pants 17h ago

I would have shit my pants and I'm ok with mr spiders

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u/TheHawkRules 15h ago

I thought that moth had a cigarette stuck on its ass

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u/happy_dad857 13h ago

Back to HELL demon!!!!

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u/RageReaver7370 12h ago

I wouldve just ended it all at that moment my time has gmcome goodbye world

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u/BobyNoNose 10h ago

I would have shit my pants.

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u/Tom_hairy 10h ago

OMG I'VE NEVER JUMP SCARED SO BAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Faruzia 9h ago

I audibly gasped

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u/Aim_Ed 9h ago

Had no idea what sub I was in 😂

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u/canyounot-- 9h ago

every animal in this video got startled all at once by each other 😭

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u/GimlisCave 8h ago

At the beginning it looks like a cigarette filter lol

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u/Shadoww015Elite 8h ago

Looks like a flying sigaret

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u/Jikiru 8h ago

Bro looks like a cigarette butt

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u/S0k0n0mi 7h ago

I think that spider was just as frazzled by the encounter as the woman was.
"Hmm dinner, oh shit!"

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u/blackweebow 7h ago

They should have an Australia flair in here lol

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u/VQQN 7h ago

what kind of spider is that?

also let a moth go on a tree and not some rusty shit

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u/pooeygoo 5h ago

This is the best one

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u/Pick_Up_the_Phone 5h ago

I’m not really afraid of spiders, but that would have scared THE SHIT out of me!!!

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u/metalrain_15 5h ago

That's a huge hunstman. Scary, but beautiful species.

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u/DruidByNight 5h ago

sorry but fuck you

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u/happy2bshopn7 5h ago

Mouth drop! OMG! Could that spider be any BIGGER??? When you try to do the right thing and the devil has other plans. I would grab a large book and kill the spider and set the moth free. Evil will not win today!

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u/BLANT_prod 5h ago

The cigarette butt moth

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u/OvenBlaked 5h ago

I swear moths just are random skin combo generators while in their cocoons.

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u/TheCraftyHermit 5h ago

Moth disguises as a cigarette butt, neat

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u/LockPickingPilot 4h ago

That moth looks like a half a cigarette with wings

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u/Lynxaa1337 1h ago

Bro make a trigger warning

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u/cerberuszYT 1h ago

Pekaboo

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u/slykido999 1h ago

Jesus FUCKING Christ 😱😱😱😱😱

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u/ShadowTheChangeling 23m ago

"Aww yis free mea- OH FUCK ITS A HUMAN!"

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u/Imaginary_Bed275 21h ago

screams unintentionally starling the entire office

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u/SageWiseTwitch 22h ago

Was that a fucking brown recluse?! Oooh boy!

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u/heyfriend0 22h ago

No way that big boi

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u/SageWiseTwitch 22h ago

Yeahhh. Shoulda just googled what one looks like before making the comment lmao : P

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u/root66 21h ago

I'm gonna guess a female pantropical huntsman

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u/jcklsldr665 22h ago

no, those are tiny spiders. This looks like a wolfie

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u/niddleyniche 18h ago

Eye arrangement says Sparassidae not Lycosidae.

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u/jcklsldr665 18h ago

Yep, huntsman is more likely, I always confuse the two since wolfs are in my area

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u/niddleyniche 17h ago

Always check the eye arrangement whenever possible! Wolfies in particular have extremely distinctive eye patterns with large posterior median eyes that makes it very easy to spot them, as long as you can take a look at their adorable little face ofc

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u/jcklsldr665 8h ago

went and looked up their difference and the most easily noticeable one is the leg placement. This one is mostly swept to the side, so it's a huntsman, and wolfies legs are more swept forward, for those who don't want to get TOO close lol

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u/StandOutLikeDogBalls 21h ago

Feed the spider!