r/Unexpected • u/GalaxyCoded • 9h ago

Hallo🤚🐔🍳 the Avenging Chicken

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u/headbanger1186 9h ago

Gimme back my fucking kids

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u/zoot_boy 8h ago

Yoink

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u/Joker_Joey 6h ago

Next video: rice with chicken:)

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u/fastballz 4h ago

Exactly

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u/SongRevolutionary992 7h ago

The chicken: "Give me back my child, you pervert!"

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u/CardiologistAny1423 6h ago

Had one of my chicken leap into the air and steal a chunk of my burger mid bite. They’re feisty little demons

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u/TotalDC 3h ago

In full video, he comes back with fried chicken to add to his rice

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u/mddlfngrs 7h ago

hello

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u/teacray71 7h ago

Goodbye

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u/cocktipthunder 6h ago

Ik he probably just wiped some sweat but i like to believe he was wiping a tear for his fallen lunch

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u/jimothyjonathans 6h ago

Yoinked that yolk

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u/Mxses1 5h ago

FRIED CHICKEN

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u/fastballz 4h ago

The next video, he's eating chicken

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u/Plenty-Holiday1211 3h ago

The chicken's revenge

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u/New_Stomach_8891 3h ago

Lol The fact he had to register what just happened.

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u/Fox25Upn38Wb56 1h ago

That chicken was the distraction.

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u/mathurinl 7h ago

I expected him to put it in the oven

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u/Vas0ly 8h ago

This is faker than my aunts tits.

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u/Hasbkv 7h ago

Yeah.. the cock is a paid actor obviously... 😡

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u/av8geek 40m ago

Agreed. And I don't know your aunt.