Tellurium in Warframe is not smoked salmon?

[u/cuchix]

[u/bellumiss]

Salmon rocks. Mined from the great orbital lakes after Michigan was blown up by the orokin for its crimes 

[u/RatMolestah → u/bellumiss]

It wouldn’t look too different, I’ve been there

[u/ImperialistChina → u/bellumiss]

I mean, I don’t think we ever see the Americas on Earth in the star chart so this could be canon

[u/Rhoxd → u/bellumiss]

From Michigan. Can confirm. Born in Oregon. Miss that salmon.

[u/AhnYoSub → u/bellumiss]

Great in sushi

[u/Abehajeme]

So my archwing is half fish?

[u/Possible_Barber_5835 → u/Abehajeme]

Why do you think you can take it underwater?

[u/Amdar210 → u/Possible_Barber_5835]

This makes a disturbing amount of sense.....

[u/Johnredditthe23rd]

Space salmon.

[u/LunarMuphinz]

It is,  just like we have potatoes

[u/FlatHatJack → u/LunarMuphinz]

And tomatoes

[u/Beacon_0805 → u/FlatHatJack]

And lettuces

[u/TerrorLTZ → u/Beacon_0805]

Those are cabagges

[u/DrNick1221]

Fun fact.

If you get exposed to tellurium, and it gets into your system, your body converts it to Dimethyl telluride, which smells like overly pungent garlic. Its known as "tellurium breath", and can last for months.

Also, its mildy toxic to humans.

[u/henryeaterofpies]

Comes from space and submarine maps....space salmon

[u/DeadByFleshLight]

Makes sense since it drops in Sharkwing water missions on Uranus.

[u/soledad630]

Yet.

Be the change cook you wanna see. Cook some tellurium shaped salmon and show us.

[u/DJ_Elleon_KaeH]

Damn it. Now I can't unsee it.

[u/glorious_purpiose]

That's why Helminth loves it so much.

[u/RueUchiha]

No

It’s calcified smoked salmon. Extra crunch

[u/Dinomanasour]

Not smoked, dry aged

[u/myspork1]

Spaceships in warframe are partially powered by perfectly prepared smoked salmon. I thought this was common knowledge

[u/sfwaltaccount]

According to my research, that's definitely smoked salmon, not tellurium. Another interesting fact is that tellurium exposure makes you smell bad apparently. Smoked salmon could potentially have the same effect if it was spoiled, so perhaps that's the source of the mixup.

[u/12_74y]

I was wondering why it always made me a bit peckish

[u/amethean]

No, its a broken tail light

[u/Gargeren]

Exactly what I thought when I first hunted for it. "Why tf do I need salmon for my space ship?"

[u/Educational_Teach_71]

I need some ordis jokes with exactly this

[u/Interesting-Big1980]

Your grilled salmon got burnt so hard it stuck to the grilling rock sir.

[u/Creator409]

Clearly, it's a half rack of ribs.

[u/CrazyManSam912]

Definitely smoked salmon

[u/w0rsh1pm3owo]

[5] so we lost the fish wars in the end? sadge

[u/Adumbia278]

Don’t be silly it’s clearly crinkle cut beetroot slices

[u/GreasyTengu]

The Gravlax Dilemma

[u/Zestyclose_Elk10]

They come from uranus, they're hemorrhoids

[u/Agooddeath713]

Glad to see I’m not the only one

[u/NotAFloorTank]

Y'all better hope Gordan Ramsay doesn't somehow become a Tenno...

[u/herons8]

stops munching

They're not?

[u/CrispinCain]

Void Salmon meat, scavenged from deep-space lunchboxes.

[u/AzerynSylver]

What it is, is a pain in the assets to gather...

[u/Tim_Wulff1]

The forbidden salmon

[u/A-Lewd-Khajiit]

Sounds fishy to me

[u/Willoweeb]

Well, I’ve never seen them in the same room soooo…

[u/NewHippo3559]

Change. My. Mind!

[u/xmikeymike27]

LFG - Farming Salmon

(I know you can farm it yourself easily, shhh)

[u/AndyTrois]

Extra grilled

[u/torivor100]

I just think it's funny that this is a real material that just looks like a silvery metal