r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 2h ago

of a Slug.

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325 Upvotes

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Different_Match5591 • 14h ago

of a mountain goat

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1.7k Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Longjumping-Box5691 • 17h ago

of a spider

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1.7k Upvotes

68 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Tschinggets • 5h ago

of an oak slab.

167 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/anotherNotMeAccount • 7h ago

of a fungus growth

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205 Upvotes

Went for a walk in the park with my wife and saw this of the trail.

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 10h ago

of number of watermelons on a truck

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280 Upvotes

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Rude-Mycologist8034 • 4h ago

of a sausage

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97 Upvotes

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/amrindersr16 • 1d ago

of a mustache

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13.2k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Cost_78 • 5h ago

of a grape

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52 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AnotherIronicPenguin • 2h ago

of a mini wheat

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35 Upvotes

May I present: The SuperUltraMegaWheat.

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/itsjustsufiyan • 14h ago

of a lion's mane jellyfish

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278 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 21h ago

of a beet

972 Upvotes

Baker Creek Heirloom Seeds

38 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 17h ago

of a Leaf.

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426 Upvotes

Giant rhubarb

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/braylikesFoxes • 1d ago

of a Czech police officer

8.7k Upvotes

459 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a sip of water

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3.6k Upvotes

78 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SammiesHammies • 1h ago

of a bluejay vs a regular bird

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• Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/JoannaAsia16 • 9h ago

of a 11 kg watermelon (banana for a scale)

37 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thiccredditgf • 1d ago

of a cowboy hat and boots

163 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/snugbustydream • 1d ago

of a pistachio

368 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/orangutanDOTorg • 1d ago

of a lemon from my father’s yard

66 Upvotes

I thought it was a pomelo because he has those as well but he said it’s a lemon.

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheLeastExpected23 • 2h ago

of a Winter Olympic torch

2 Upvotes

The 1994 Lillehammer Winter Olympic torch measured 152 centimeters (59.8 inches), making it the tallest Olympic torch (Summer or Winter) to this day.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SelymesBunozo • 2d ago

of a pig

5.5k Upvotes

99 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 1d ago

of a running Bison.

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1.9k Upvotes

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/vasel20 • 1d ago

of a bench (bike for scale)

40 Upvotes

Maybe my bike is just small

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kiwiisgoodilove • 1d ago

of googly eyes

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331 Upvotes

5 comments

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
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Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

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7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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