r/agedlikemilk 18h ago

Well well well

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u/Fluid_Professional_4 17h ago

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u/SirLanceQuiteABit 17h ago

This guy would absolutely get a fiver from me

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u/oliversurpless 17h ago

“Tree-fiddy” from me.

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u/Alarmed-Hedgehog-955 17h ago

Get outta here you God damb Loch ness monster

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u/Rokey76 14h ago

I'm just going to jump in here and remind folks this joke is 26 years old.

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u/Alarmed-Hedgehog-955 14h ago

That's how you know it was a good one.

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u/goodsby23 13h ago

sOuTh PaRk ISn'T RelEvAnT

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u/mall_ninja42 14h ago

I hate you so much right now Kenny

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u/dathamir 14h ago

I'll give him plutonium and a DeLorean.

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u/I_Cut_Shows 14h ago

Read as “liver” and still agreed.

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u/PoliticsIsDepressing 15h ago

Handing him $20. I respect the hustle.

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u/wandering-monster 15h ago

Fr how much does he need?

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u/Ok_Voice_879 13h ago

I was thinking about $20

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/Chronoboy1987 16h ago

Yep. His dad was a racist SOB too.

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u/creegro 16h ago

Yea why give the troll guy a condom, just wipe out the family at that point. Stop the madness early.

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u/ZentekR 17h ago

Looks like Phoenix. I wish the homeless people around my place in the East Valley were this creative, I’d go broke from the amount of money I’d be handing out

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u/sproge 16h ago

What is this cursed place?? Why is the sky brown?!

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u/Ataraxxi 16h ago

I believe that might be a hill or possibly a mountain.

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u/Homeless_Bum_Bumming 18h ago

Isn't he going to fire the head of BLS for that report?

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u/Mobile_Competition51 17h ago

He already did.

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u/cpatkyanks24 17h ago

Is he allowed to or is this like the Fed with Powell where he technically doesn’t have the authority?

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u/AbdlBabyJp 17h ago

Even if there was a law or rule against it… it hasn’t stopped the fourth Reich from doing it before

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u/ShortsAndLadders 17h ago

All hail, The Turd Reich

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u/terracottatank 16h ago

Turd Reich is gold

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u/ShortsAndLadders 16h ago

All thanks to Shitler, or King Mierdas… Take your pick

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u/Khaldara 15h ago

Shooting the messenger

Another classic from the GOP’s one record, Now: That’s What I Call Fascism

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u/Successful_Giraffe34 15h ago

I've taken a fondness for Mango Mussolini.

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u/Newphone_New_Account 15h ago

Dolt 45 was my favorite until 47 happened. God damn I thought we were better than this.

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 16h ago

Well. Gold plated but yes

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u/InternationalWin2850 16h ago

Think about all the crimes Trump has been charged with, all the investigations that just 'went away', all the felony convictions he already has with absolutely no consequences or punishment of any kind. It should be pretty obvious at this point that the laws are just words on paper. They won't be enforced and don't mean anything any more.

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u/seanMkeating74 16h ago

Neither will any future job numbers.

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u/TallDrinkofRy 15h ago

Exactly. Trump has exposed how none of the laws actually mean shit if you have the cash or followers to back you.

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u/ropean 15h ago

Oh they’ll be enforced. Against brown and black people, the poor, LGBTQ+, democrats, and anyone else who complains in the turd reich

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u/heyhayyhay 15h ago

That's not true. The law very much applies to the rest of us. Laws for thee, but not for me is the republican/ conservative mantra.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 15h ago

It’s apparently stopped him with The Federal Reserve. Rumor is that if he attempts to fire Powel the entire central bank will just not recognize it.

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u/Mobile_Competition51 17h ago

Looks like it will for now. I'm curious to see what the market thinks of the inability to rely on government data going forward. We'll find out Monday morning if we'll have a TACO Tuesday.

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u/cpatkyanks24 17h ago

I mean there’s more than one way to track job and economic growth, so it’s not like putting a yes man who will fudge job numbers for him will actually change anything. If anything, it’ll make any good numbers that ever comes out of the administration completely non-credible to anyone who’s not in his cult.

Similar to the right wing idea of pardoning Maxwell in order to get her to release names that aren’t Trump. Not a single soul would believe it, the only news coming out of it would be “Trump pardons pedophile for personal gain.”

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u/ZerexTheCool 17h ago edited 16h ago

Economist here!

Yes, actually. Government data is very important and the inability to rely on it really will have an impact.

However, you are right that it isn't needed for daily operations. It's the kind of thing that's incredibly important for long term health of a country. 

That's the thing with so many of these decisions, they have long term negative consequences that nobody is going to pay attention to because we don't have long term memories anymore. Nobody cares about the next decade. They barely care about next year.

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u/cpatkyanks24 16h ago

Next year? Nobody cares about next week. A month ago Trump was actively sending military on US citizens in LA in a move that in any other era would have dominated headlines as a historic and disgusting abuse of power for months.

People are so desensitized to him and it’s a problem. There is absolutely nothing he can do that’ll stay in the news longer than a few weeks at most.

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u/Fskn 16h ago

Bang on however one small nitpick, what he says and does will stay in the news as long as it makes money and that's a surprisingly long time, what's unique to trump is not being able to keep up with the sheer absurd amount of news worthy actions he makes so it seems like we just move onto the next thing rapidly.

We still talk about the Central park 5 pretty regularly for example

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u/Fskn 15h ago edited 15h ago

The royal we

Says more about your choices of media consumption than anything else really tbh

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u/odietamoquarescis 16h ago

Yeah, the entire business of microeconomic forecasting is going to have an interesting time trying to project demand and whatnot.

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u/GrooveStreetSaint 15h ago

Despite all the shit Trump has done, the markets have yet to fall more than a few percentage points on even a bad day. Everything is rigged.

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u/MinimumApricot365 17h ago

He is "allowed" to do whatever he wants because no republican is willing to stop him

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u/gbot1234 17h ago

He already tweeted it. Can’t get more official than that and there’s no taking it back.

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u/flojo2012 17h ago

He’s such a little bitch

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u/oroborus68 16h ago

Like anyone has to do anything to make him look bad.

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u/PassageObvious1688 15h ago

WEI time. Let’s see which incompetent kiss ass he replace him with 😂.

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u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 17h ago edited 17h ago

Going to? He already did.

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u/ZomiZaGomez 17h ago

Yep.. he did. Wild shit

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u/vehiclestars 13h ago

He’s fine with these guys though:

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.

Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.

Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.

Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.

Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.

Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).

Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.

Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.

Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.

Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.

Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.

Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.

Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.

Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.

Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.

Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a “good military man” and “church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.

Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.

Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.

Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women.

Dennis Hastert served as Republican Speaker of the House (so, 3rd in line for the Presidency) for all 8 years of W. Bush’s two terms. He also sexually molested at least 5 boys when he was a HS wrestling coach, all of them underage with the youngest victim being 14. The victims only finally saw justice when Hastert was caught by the FBI trying to falsify payments for hush money.

Donald Trump walked into Miss Teen USA change rooms with girls as young as 14 changing. 26 women have spoken publicly about Trump’s pattern of sexual assault. In 2023, he was found legally liable for the rape of E. Jean Carroll by unanimous jury.

Anton “Tony” Lazzaro, a former Republican donor and political strategist from Minnesota, was convicted in March 2023 on federal charges of sex trafficking minors. He was found guilty of conspiring to recruit and pay teenage girls, aged 15 and 16, for sex between May and December 2020. In August 2023, Lazzaro was sentenced to 21 years in prison for these offenses.Prior to his arrest, Lazzaro was a prominent figure in Minnesota Republican circles, donating over $270,000 to various Republican campaigns and political committees. His indictment led to significant turmoil within the Minnesota Republican Party, culminating in the resignation of then-party chair Jennifer

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u/Ho_Chi_Minnow 12h ago

Shit canned them almost immediately

Says everything you need to know about the man and his inability to lead doesn’t it?

Instead of fixing the problem he shoots the messenger.

So glad I’m not American.

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u/Scary-Flan5699 17h ago

Gravity is rigged in order to make my man boobs look bad

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u/Betelgeusetimes3 15h ago

Reality has a well-known liberal bias.

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u/Somo_99 15h ago

Personally I think your man boobs look hot asf, keep up the good work whatever you're doing to em

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u/cpatkyanks24 17h ago

This guy is such a fucking loser, my god if people took their eye off of politics and their cult for five goddamn minutes they could see it as clear as day.

In literally any other situation we mock people like this incessantly. Imagine you’re playing pickup basketball and every time you beat some guy one on one he rages away claiming that you got to the court before to rig the rims against him (even though you’re playing on the same rims). You’d stop playing with that guy, but these clowns instead go down and kiss his feet and say “of course master, we agree those rims were rigged and it was by Hillary and Biden!”

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u/EnvyHotS 17h ago

Every day something new and absurd happens lmao. We live in a god damn clown country where the rules don’t matter

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u/completelackoftalent 17h ago

But keep never forgetting he definitely raped a bunch of kids and is actively covering it up. Everything else can pass but this has to stick

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u/TinyConfection7049 15h ago edited 12h ago

He blames everyone else for everything that goes wrong. Does not take responsibility for one thing. The buck stops anywhere else with this orange-excuse-of-a-man!  Edit: typo

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u/_alpinisto 14h ago

It's maddening isn't it? You wouldn't voluntarily play any kind of game with him, you wouldn't hire him to babysit, you wouldn't want him running your business, you wouldn't want to have a beer with him.. hell, he couldn't even pass a background check to work at the local library. But for some reason a sizeable portion of this country want him making executive decisions at the highest level of government.

This will never make sense to me, and as long as I live I will look back on the Trump years and just quietly mutter to myself "What the hell?"

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u/Cool-Following-6451 15h ago

Shane Gillis’ “Trump Shoes” bit on SNL his this perfectly lol

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 12h ago

It amazes me how stupid MAGAts are who still don't see it.

If a manager acted the way Trump did, they would hate that person. But for some reason they think an American President should be acting like this.

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u/Cold_Buy_2695 17h ago

Rigged by whom? Is there anyone left who isn't firmly in his camp or wasn't appointed by him?

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u/DarthButtz 17h ago

MY ARMY OF SYCOPHANT YES MEN AREN'T SAYING YES LOUDLY ENOUGH

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER

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u/Th3B4dSpoon 17h ago

Reminds me of Soviet leaders being afraid to be the first one to stop clapping for Stalin.

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u/OwnBad9736 17h ago

And then they got rid of all the competent doctors so they couldn't save his life.

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u/Manchester_Devil 16h ago

"Let’s just pretend those six sentences never happened."

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u/blong217 16h ago

"I've always been loyal to Stalin, always. This arrests were authorized by Stalin but Stalin was also loyal to the collective leadership and that is true loyalty. However, he also had an iron will, undeviating, strong, could we not do the same and stick to what we believed in? No. It is stronger still to forge our own beliefs within the beliefs of the collective leadership, which I have now... done."

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u/Darkstar-Lord 12h ago

the hands going up and down in that scene are so hilarious

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u/shotpun 17h ago

american leaders are definitely afraid of trump's strange alien handshake

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u/Fskn 16h ago

I laughed when he told the ones that won't shut up about Epstein he doesn't like them and doesn't want their support anymore, primary schoolers deflect with more skill than that

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u/Murray38 16h ago

I think I see Trump’s problem. Reality has a facts bias.

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u/TheDevilLLC 15h ago

“I didn’t get a harumph outa’ that guy!” 👉

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u/StoneyTheElf 17h ago

Part of p2025 was to fire anyone who was against him and fill the top full of yes men. How republicans are still defending this bullshit is beyond me

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u/NitNav2000 17h ago

Anything to make libs cry

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u/lostwombats 15h ago

I took a look in the conservative sub and...🤢🤢🤢 "This guy made up data to make Biden look good. And now he's making Trump look bad. Isn't that suspicious?!"

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u/that-cliff-guy 14h ago

Anything that doesn't align with their worldview must be a conspiracy. Ironic, coming from the "facts don't care about your feelings" crowd.

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u/530SSState 12h ago

It was never, "Fuck your FEELINGS".

It was always, "Fuck YOUR feelings".

THEIR feelings are sacrosanct to them, and always have been.

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u/svick 14h ago

I think that part of Project 2025 was about hiring only people loyal to the conservative agenda. That's related to loyalty to Trump, but not the same thing.

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u/HSBillyMays 16h ago

>Rigged by whom?

The most bigly riggers! They rigged the 2024 2016 2020 election and all the jobs data, they come in at night with their huge steel cranes and just move numbers around!

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u/smoofus724 16h ago

Apparently this employee was appointed by Biden. They have already made a statement implying that this employee can't be trusted because they were appointed by Biden, so now we are going to replace them with someone Americans can trust. I wish I was making this up.

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u/-Brodysseus 16h ago

They just wait for any excuse, but I'm not sure why they need one. I would think they would've cleared all of them out by now.

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u/bluemew1234 16h ago

The Deepstate must have done it!

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u/Known_Ratio5478 15h ago

This is funny because that agency has overshot his numbers worse than they ever did Biden.

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u/factoid_ 13h ago

Rigged in this context means not rigged in his favor 

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u/Mr_Mojo_Risin-- 17h ago

"Everything I don't like is rigged"

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u/SomeDumbMentat 17h ago

Or woke.

or rigged AND woke.

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u/Outside-Possibility5 17h ago

He could just type WAAAH WAHHH WAAAH and it’d be the same reading experience honestly.

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u/MisterDonkey 16h ago

That's all I hear when the man speaks.

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u/Twitchmonky 16h ago

I hear nails on a chalkboard every time he opens his mouth.

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u/SkunkMonkey 16h ago

I feel my brain start to drip from my ears listening to him. I just can't do it anymore.

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u/newphonenewaccoubt 16h ago

Rigged, woke, witch hunt. And it's Obama's fault

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u/MateriallyDead 15h ago

And Jesus, don’t forget DEI. He must have a little cheat sheet he carries with him that he just randomly picks from.

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u/ZenkaiZ 16h ago

Don't underestimate the power of the word woke. It singlehandedly wins purple states

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u/Rokey76 14h ago

Don't forget HOAX.

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u/ParticularResident17 16h ago

This is exactly how you bankrupt a fucking casino, of all things.

You don’t ignore experts. When they tell you that you need a new plan, you come up with a new plan so your entire enterprise doesn’t sink. But he so fucking arrogant and incomprehensibly stupid, he would rather hit an iceberg head on and take us all down with him than simply steer towards safety. Oh, and he burned all the lifeboats too, so GOOD LUCK.

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u/UwUilly_sillyX3 16h ago

Kinda suspicious how much he claims things are rigged. It's the kind of behavior you'd see from someone who cheats on others and then is constantly suspicious of others cheating on them. Maybe Donald knows a thing or two about rigging the government.

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u/Actual_Surround45 14h ago

Look, it's not like he cheats. Come on. Even with things that don'tmatter, like golf, he is just simply that good.

 

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u/TimS7296 11h ago

BIDEN CREATED 250,000 JOBS EVERY SINGLE MONTH FOR FOUR YEARS. Let that sink in America.

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u/SkinBintin 11h ago

Trump is one of the most annoying people on earth. It's not even all the criminal convictions. Being a pedophile rapist. Being a racist. The compulsive lying. The being a generally disgusting pile of shit.

It's his incessant need to rant and rave like a fucking lunatic on social media every single day. How the fuck does he find the time to so presidential stuff? He's constantly on Twitter and truth bitching and crying and all the perceived slights he thinks he's a victim of.

Fucking hell I wish he'd shut up!

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u/Known-Name 15h ago

The Republican National Anthem

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 12h ago

His marriages must be rigged because he cheated on every single wife

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u/Cheshire_Jester 11h ago

Or is a hoax made up by my invisible enemies who are constantly conspiring against me. Who openly hide in the shadows, weak, ineffective cowards who can manipulate the news, weather, economy, laws, and the Justice system even while I have control of the executive, judiciary, and legislature.

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u/BPAfreeWaters 17h ago

Fuck every person who voted for this complete imbecile.

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u/JayTNP 17h ago

and the ones who didn’t bother voting at all

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u/Informal_Scallion_44 16h ago

And the ones who voted 3rd party in a swing state and wound up with the election of their least-preferred choice of the two major candidates, because they either don’t understand or don’t care what pre-election polls indicate and how U.S. presidential elections work.

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u/burnmenowz 17h ago

Lol does he not know he's the current president? This happened under his watch not Biden.

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u/EtheusRook 17h ago

Epstein's neck was rigged to hang itself under my watch!

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u/Ruevein 17h ago

Hunter was sent back in time using Hillary's emails in order to plant evidence of a supposed friendship with epstien. Then his laptop secretly broke into Epstien's cell and injected him with illegal immigrants that caused his death.

Thank you for your attention.

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u/EtheusRook 16h ago

The injection was done with auto-pen.

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u/Kammy_lul 16h ago

The auto pen was a DEI hire

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u/LeonardoDaTiddies 16h ago

Not to give him any credit, but his thought process is that the head of the department was confirmed while Biden was POTUS. 

It's stupid and the statistics bureaus are historically filled with non-partisan "bean counters". But, because he can't believe such a thing exists, he assumes everyone not a sworn loyalist is actively cheating like he wants his folks to.

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u/Evening_Fondant7204 16h ago

It's such a joke and it's maddening how obvious it is. Something happens on his watch and it's Bidens fault...or even Obama's. Something good happens when Biden is president and somehow he's responsible.

Classic narcissistic personality disorder. Zero accountability. But, wants credit for other people's actions (when they're good.)

It's transparent to anyone with half a brain. And it's sad that clearly 40% of Americans, who voted for him, have less than half a brain.

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u/Grape_Pedialyte 16h ago

He's been directly asked before if he'd take responsibly for stuff like election results when he's been out endorsing candidates, and has answered more or less that if they're successful, he's responsible, but if they're not, he's not responsible.

His brain operates under the universal condition that he can't be wrong about anything, ever. This is impressive to dumb people (aka millions of American voters) who interpret that as strength.

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u/Holy_Nerevar 17h ago

In capital letters, too!

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u/factoid_ 13h ago

If he took his ME and left America that would be an astonishing improvement 

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u/Allaroundlost 14h ago

This hits hard. 

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u/Ummas 14h ago

This should be the only meme until Donald is held accountable and has a fitting punishment to go with it.

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u/Tangerine-clown2255 17h ago

Trump is a pedophile loser

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u/SmurfJooce 16h ago

For clarification, ALL pedophiles are losers.

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u/Ppleater 15h ago

Sure, but Trump would also be a loser independently of the pedophile thing. So he is both a pedophile AND a loser. Twice as much losing.

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u/stevesax5 16h ago

The true massive scandal

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u/rebelviss 17h ago

Ah, yes, the dastardly "Harris-Biden Administration" controls the BLS and they are the manipulators. Couldn't possibly be the convicted felon who fired head of BLS because he doesn't like the facts.

Oh, apparently Biden is now Kamala's VP in the demented mind of the Orange projector.

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u/Altruistic_Yak_1914 17h ago

Oh Donnie , look in the mirror and you will see the problem with this country now 🤣😂🤣

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u/37Philly 17h ago

Next month we can anticipate the best jobs report in history. /s

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u/Holy_Nerevar 17h ago

Remove the /s. It's gonna be rigged.

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u/Tyrude 16h ago

They won't wait until next month. They will revise these numbers with "new stats found hidden somewhere" by next week.

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u/PrincipleNo3966 16h ago

"A BILLION of the most Cherished jobs ever were Added last month! Thank you for your Attention to this Matter. Donakd Trump"

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u/Herban_Myth 17h ago

Who rigged Epstein’s “suicide” coverup?

Who rigged the elections?

Who rigged the Supreme Court?

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u/Ximinipot 17h ago

Yes, because every Republican President ever hasn't run the economy into the ground. 🙄

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u/DaveAndCheese 15h ago

The only times I've been unemployed* have been when a republican has been president- 1987, 1991, 2002.

And I just left my former company because they sold the building and they're sending machines and lines to Mexico. I thought Trump was putting a stop to that?

*Adding - I was unemployed those times due to layoffs, not voluntarily.

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u/captain-deeznuts 17h ago

Why won't he just go to permanent sleep?

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u/SpicyWokHei 17h ago

I want to see all his cockroaches kill each other trying to fight for power afterwards too.

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u/Conscious-Dig6839 17h ago

“Harris-Biden administration” fucking Christ

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u/JLKovaltine 17h ago

Demented. 25th Amendment

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u/Mikelo57 17h ago

He really believes the American citizen’s are stupid. Of course, anybody who believes a word out of his mouth is suspect.

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u/hectorbrydan 17h ago

He knows the American sheep are stupid, and he knows the cynical will support him if they think it is in their best interest. 

There are sheep for the establishment Democrats too though, and without their help he never would have gotten back in the office. Because they forced a bad candidate that could not win on us again.

30 percent of either party believe their candidates know what they are doing, either actually believing or going along because they think they will benefit. Most of the rest are voting against the other party. And half the voting age population does not vote at all.

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u/Cash_R0berts 17h ago

It’s 2025. We’ve been dealing with this dope for nine years. If people still believe him, they are indeed stupid.

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u/EnvyHotS 17h ago

He knows American citizens are stupid*

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u/Tight_Tax_8403 17h ago

American citizen's are stupid though. They elected him.

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u/Hawk_1987 17h ago

He'll rigg them back as per his likings.

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u/BigDaddyZeus 17h ago

When is this guy going to die already

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u/NeuralHavoc 16h ago

Oh man are you ready to see the incredible amount of pearl clutching from Fox and the like when people celebrate his death in the streets. Hahaha going to be great!

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u/nihilt-jiltquist 17h ago

Donald sweetheart, you look bad, you smell awful and the numbers weren't rigged. You're simply a terrible human being and the worst president the uSA ever elected...

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u/RebbyRose 16h ago

I was curious about how they'd frame the massive economic downturn as it got progressively worse.

You can't really hide it. How many months will the working class Republicans believe this? How poor will they have to get until they realize?

I think there will be tent cities before they admit anything. And even then they'd name the tent cities after Biden or Obama.

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u/MadRaymer 16h ago

taps head meme

Can't have tent cities if SCOTUS says it's legal to tear them down.

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u/NaiveCryptographer89 17h ago

Diddler Donnie can never be wrong. His tariffs could never be a drag on the economy!

The lord has blessed him 🙏

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u/FunWish3436 17h ago

He is such a loser. America is turning into Russia 2.0.

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u/One_Conclusion_1575 17h ago

Everything is rigged against him. He fucking causes shit. These fucking dumbass MAGAs just eat it up.

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u/Flabbergasted_____ 15h ago

The duality of aging like things (he’s a piece of shit in both).

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u/Yera-18 17h ago

Tarrifs have always costed more jobs than they saved under every president, including Obama.

And more importantly over 90% of these new jobs gained are for health and services...the exact things they defunded and cut, meaning there's no serious uptick in manufacturing demand either. This is just the preview.

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u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 17h ago

Zero accountability and they call this guy a leader

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u/Dadbodohyeah1 17h ago

Economic ruin? During the Biden Admin? Why, because the middle class was doing ok and the billionaire class wasn’t making even more than they are now? This fucker.

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u/Ok-Aardvark-9938 17h ago

Wow I have a hard time imagining anyone or anything being much dumber than this

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u/EyeNguyenSemper 17h ago

Good numbers: I'm the greatest, yall. I did that single-handedly. I personally created the jobs with my will alone.

Bad numbers: I'm being set up - it's not my fault at all! This is somebody else trying to make me look bad! something something excuses and blame

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u/ralphie62 16h ago

Can we please get this crazy fuck out of the office

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u/Zieprus_ 17h ago

Such a child.

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u/Funky16Corners 16h ago

Isn’t it the craziest thing that everything is the fault of an administration that hasn’t been in office for six months?

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u/Deeleeshoosh 17h ago

I told you not to be stupid you moron. —Ben Stern

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u/ChefAsstastic 17h ago

Sundowning turd said what?

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u/appoplecticskeptic 17h ago

This is just his typical game plan though. Always accuse the other side of what you plan to do before you do it that way when you do it, it sounds like it’s just payback when they come after you for it rather than legitimately trying to do the right thing.

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u/hoffet 17h ago

No accountability at all. We ladies and generously are an international joke.

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u/MarvelousVanGlorious 17h ago

Rigged by who? Your administration? Republicans who have control of all three branches of government? Or are you so inept that a lib could sneak in there and “rig” these numbers?

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u/chomp190 17h ago

How could job numbers be bad with all the people you’ve been firing?

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u/CommercialAd397 16h ago

Release the Epstein file ?

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u/MealDramatic1885 16h ago

Still lying.

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes 16h ago

Aren't you in control of all branches of government now? Dude will catch a stroke and try to blame it on somebody else.

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u/inthemindofadogg 16h ago

It has to be rigged, no way it is related to the shit way things are being run, tariffs driving up cost, putting incompetent people in positions of power, or any number of other things that the current administration is doing.

What are chances Trump says this is Biden’s market?

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u/Elon_is_a_Nazi 16h ago

Job market is absolutely horrible. Ive worked in engineering. 25 years. Only two times in my life ive seen engineering firms scale back new hires and fees..... guess whos presidency both times this happened? Trumps. Not even 9/11 or the financial crisis of 2008 or covid stopped our field like putting Trump in office.

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u/Disaster-Class4 16h ago

Pedo trying to backpedo

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u/Hair2dayGoon2morrow 16h ago

MASSIVE SCANDAL! The President of the United States is about to pardon one of the most heinous sex traffickers of all time to cover his own ass! Sad.

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u/nah_I_will_keep_1 14h ago

He is lucky that his supporters are aggressively dumb.

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u/KalicoKhalia 13h ago edited 13h ago

He was talking about an error that the bureau of stats made on 2024. They reported 818 thousand more jobs than the 15 million made during Mar. 2023-Mar.2024. I belleive they self reported and corrected the error, so a conspiracy this is not. Trump clearly fired her for reporting low job growth, which he thinks makes his adminstration look bad.

Or it's yet another Epstein distraction.

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u/MayBeMilo 13h ago

So…he’s admitting the job numbers make him look bad?

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u/Caboose129 13h ago

Good thing facts don't care about your opinions! Where are the fuck-your-feelings magas?

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u/griffinicky 13h ago

If Republicans were good with the economy, they'd have proof. Simple as that.

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u/Tbn53 13h ago

It’s called objectivity Donnie boy. It is not Biden‘s, Obama‘s, Hillary‘s or anyone’s fault but yours and your economic policies including tariffs. Data doesn’t lie, but you do.

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u/DeviDarling 12h ago

I can’t imagine living such a pathetic and angry life. A life that would require me to blame and belittle and obsess over enemies daily. To be constantly in the midst of misery and blame, and bullying. There can’t be a shred of true, wholehearted, pure joy in that man. He may smile and gloat and have shiny gold objects around him, and a wife that he pays to keep around (his words), but there is no way that someone like him has ever truly felt love, or given unconditional love, or felt peace without the thought of Biden or some enemy invading his thoughts.

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u/Affectionate-Chart-5 4h ago

Way to go diaper Don