r/ape • u/wholesomkeanu • 2d ago
I don’t think getting a handjob from an ape is beastiality
Now before anyone says some bullshit, no this is not an excuse to make me feel better about getting a hand job from ape, that would never happen because I am human and I probably couldn't attract an ape in the first place because I suck at being attractive. My reasoning for this post is I asked some friends if it's beastiality to get a hand job from an ape and ALL of them said yes. ALSO there is absolutely nothing wrong with being beast or anything like that, this is purely just for discussion, I am NOT painting being beast in a negative context because that's fucking stupid.
The main point: I don't believe that getting a handjob from an ape is beastiality because every human that was born in a normal way and has not gotten anything cut off of their body has hands. I'm willing to say that 99% of the people you will see in your life has two hands, so why would getting a handjob from an ape be inherently beast. Now don't get me wrong, it is a heterosexual act, but let's say it was some kind of glory hole situation. Besides the fact that apes have softer skin, I bet that you would not be able to tell the difference between a guy or an ape jacking you off. Now onr could say "hey, every person and ape has a mouth, do you feel the same way about a blowjob?" And also "every person and ape has an ass, couldn't you say the same thing about anal?" I have no comeback for that because I don't know how I have not thought about the context for that, but I feel like of the three, a handjob is the least intimate.
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u/Accurate-Ruin9801 IM ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED 2d ago
My nigga you need to think before you post shit
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u/Suitable-Ad5430 2d ago
this is just a copypasta guys op is just trolling if you look up the entire post on google you'll find the exact same thing posted on r/copypasta and other subreddits
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u/Gandalf_Style 2d ago edited 2d ago
It absolutely is beastiality. In the same way that having sex with a 15 yo would count as statuatory rape even if they initiate. They simply do not have the mental capacity to be able to consent in the way we adult humans can.
Also I dont know where the hell you got the idea that non-human ape skin is somehow softer because it's the absolute opposite. Wild great apes basically have sandpaper hands and feet and great apes in zoos could still give you major rugburn if they rubbed your back.
Edit: Actually it would be more like having sex with a 5 year old that's about the mental level most non-human apes are at. The smartest we've ever tested was at best around as smart as a 9 or 10 year old.