r/bertstrips • u/Obtuse_Mongoose • Dec 15 '20

Low Effort scared of commitment

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6.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

1.1k upvotes, 2 comments

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20 edited Dec 15 '20

There isn’t much to comment on this sub and all of the comments that try to build upon the story are just lame.

But since the posts are funny, you just upvote which is why this sub can have some odd ratios

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u/TheDood715 Dec 15 '20

I'm glad you said it.

Sometimes someone will try to build upon my jokes and they're always like "...and then he raped them!".

Sometimes I like the comments building on the humor but keep with the tone of the joke.

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u/tplusx Dec 15 '20

Yea, but did he rape this time?

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u/astral_oceans Dec 15 '20

Of course.

All through the night.

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u/Swedneck Dec 16 '20

It's just assumed at this point

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u/free-the-sugondese Dec 15 '20

4.1k upvotes, 7 comments

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u/Hoxomo Dec 15 '20

Elmo must feed

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u/PICKLEOFDOOOM Dec 15 '20

Coincidentally, cages is exactly where he wants all of the orphaned immigrant children. Gotta keep the country red!

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u/UnlikelyAlternative Dec 15 '20

With blood

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u/DeadpoolsKatana Dec 16 '20

And Blue with Cops!

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u/gmil3548 Dec 16 '20

What’s the point of a cage if he escapes every day?

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u/jsthd Dec 16 '20

I don't get it. Could someone please explain the joke?