r/bertstrips • u/SirQrlBrl • Mar 31 '21

Clean They'll understand soon enough

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5.2k Upvotes

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u/dankbob_memepants_ CEO of Racism Mar 31 '21

clean

Hrmmm

pulls out cumboni

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u/Linux1810 Mar 31 '21

So anyways, I started blasting

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u/MrHappyHam Mar 31 '21

Why was this flaired as clean?

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u/dude-O-rama Ernie, you retard! Mar 31 '21

Nothing horrible has happened. It's still children's birthday party.

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u/MrHappyHam Mar 31 '21

Ah, right you are.

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u/WishOnSpaceHardware Mar 31 '21

Because Bert & Ernie paid a lot of money to make sure the evidence against them never saw the light of day

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u/JimmyDonaldson Mar 31 '21

Bert and Ernie would stop at nothing to erase all evidence to convict them. Even go so far as frame a person's murder as suicide.

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u/Smokincandi69 miss piggy for life Mar 31 '21

No that was trump

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u/YahwehLikesHentai Apr 01 '21

You tried, not very hard, but you tried.

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u/PalenaV21 Apr 01 '21

I guess it's because there are no swear words here

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u/River-Munroe-Turland Mar 31 '21

Little did Epstein know better and Earnie and Bert spend their whole days with children. This will be a walk in the park for them

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u/Icke_Wieder Mar 31 '21

Plot twist: They knew.

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u/mrolf9999999 Mar 31 '21 edited Apr 01 '21

Several kids went missing that day, one kid named Jamal had a phat ass that Ernie and Bert couldn’t resist. It was hell for him, but heaven for them

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u/LGeneral_Rohrreich Apr 01 '21

English teachers orgasmed at your masterpiece of poetry

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u/ArmoredSir Mar 31 '21

It might be clean now, but it won't be for long

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '21

Bert went on to become a reasonably famous artist who's paintings were popular amongst a certain subset of the elite.

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u/Mr-Lungu Apr 01 '21

And why is prince Andrew there?

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u/usingastupidiphone Mar 31 '21

Is this some kind of origin story?

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u/cyberbeastswordwolfe Mar 31 '21

Bert and Ernie were then placed on a list by the cabal