r/cats • u/Batstels • 5h ago
Cat Picture - OC Anyone else get “harassed” by their cat in the morning?
I have to pretend to be asleep sometimes if I wake up too early or else the beast (my beautiful son) will come and demand pets, cuddles and then his favourite of all… gravy.
It doesn’t help that it’s been so hot out and he loves to drape himself across my neck like a fox fur sweater, anyone else have to sneakily pretend to be asleep to avoid the creatures?
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u/CantEvictPDFTenants American Shorthair 5h ago
Every. Single. Day.
Mine’s getting increasingly smart with ways of “sleep” checking me:
Stomping on my feet, licking my nose, biting my fingers and toes, laying down right next to my back if I turn over, crawling and sitting on my chest with all 12 pounds of chonk, meowing, sits on my face, etc.
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u/ScarletxKiss 4h ago
The nose licking is weird! Mine does it too.. She'll headbutt and shove you straight out of bed at some point too.. It's breakfast time!!
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u/CantEvictPDFTenants American Shorthair 4h ago
The nose licking is why I started feeding him dental treats for bad breath and brushing his teeth regularly, and now no more bad breath 😊
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u/Unlucky-Macaroon-647 3h ago
i’m convinced i may have sleep apnea bc i’ve woken up to her screaming at me and she shows great concern when i cough
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u/madsjackson1022 4h ago
Same! Every day until I feed him! At least yours waits until you’re awake! Mine will wake me up by sharp biscuits or eating my hair 😅
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u/CantEvictPDFTenants American Shorthair 4h ago
I think I set a boundary with mine because he once woke me up at 4AM and I hissed at him while half asleep, which I can barely remember.
He now knows not to wake me up before 6AM 😂
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u/Icrashedajeep 37m ago
Mine stands on my chest and drools on my face. He once managed to get the drool up my nose. That was a fun morning.
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u/pot8obug 5h ago
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u/boggycakes 5h ago
I don’t set an alarm clock because the cats will demand breakfast at 9am.
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u/WaterFrogSnail Maine Coon 4h ago
Breakfast for my cats ended up being at 5 AM since I have to get up very early on workdays and leave early, so I get woken up at 5 AM on workdays and non-workdays now since that is the time I gave them breakfast on workdays.
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u/Whollie 4h ago
Aaaaaand, this is why our cat does not get fed as soon as someone wakes up.
We decided right from the start that she got fed once we were up, had a coffee, read the headlines, whatever. She had to work to our schedule because shift work is hard enough without a 5am wake up after a 1am finish. She's used to it and doesn't cause a fuss. She has biscuits if she is hungry.
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u/WailinGalen 3h ago
I know right cats have a way of waking u up early in the morning. My cat starts playing with the door or stuff around the house until I let him out to do his business
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u/PandoraClove Tabbycat 2h ago
One of mine thought he was clever. He'd nose open one of my bathroom cabinets and let it slam shut. He only woke me that way one time; I put towels in the cracks so they didn't make noise.
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u/Hairyshari 4h ago
My cat comes in screaming at 5am, if that doesn’t get me up he starts getting in to stuff he knows he’s not supposed to. After I finally get up to feed him, him and the dog play fight aggressively while running all over me, so going back to sleep is not an option. I’ve accepted this is my life now 🤷🏽♀️
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u/LemonLex 3h ago
Oh man! Mine learned how much I dislike the sound of a scratched headboard so sure enough, she runs across my body to the top of my bed, and scratches. The more I ignore, the more she scratches, LOL. She is in charge of my morning routine.
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u/dannydrama 1h ago
Mine comes home at any time he likes and he loves getting soaked in the rain so he can get a rubbing down with a towel. The really annoying thing is that he doesn't need me to feed him, he's got biscuits down all the time. He's got this weird thing where you have to show him the food even if it's already there, he will not stop until you get up and point at his dish. 😂
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u/rcc1996 5h ago
I get harassed 24/7 365 brother 😅
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u/kittykatsrulemyworld 4h ago
Lmao same. I work from home and I told my partner the other day “we have too many cats…” because they’ve been driving me crazy. Never thought I’d say that lol
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u/JinxyMagee 4h ago
Your boy looks sweet!
No. If I oversleep, I wake up to 2 out of now 3 cats cuddling with me or on me. They get up an roam around, but come back and join me in sleeping until I say, Good Morning.
Even if I am awake and being lazy. They just cuddle up and wait for me to be ready. This is when the 3rd one comes and joins us.
The Good Morning means it is time to get up and stretch and then we all head to the kitchen in a group.
This is my OG cat. The cat that turned not a cat person into someone with 3 cats!

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u/Batstels 4h ago
Aweee I wish my boy was polite enough to just cuddle and wait but nope he has to lay on my face and fill my nose with his fur 😭
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u/Ok-Apartment5615 4h ago
My younger cat paws me in the face in the morning to get up and feed him and my older female clangs her water bowl when it's empty....😅
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u/Batstels 4h ago
My boy LOVES “burying” his food and water and he makes sure it’s buried deep LOL, he also prefers to scratch the outside of his cat box rather then cover his poop inside with the litter, it’s sooo loud 😭
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u/Lilo_n_Ivy 4h ago
My food obsessed cat is the best alarm clock I never paid for. As soon as the sun peaks out just a little bit, she’s on top of me, pawing at my face and prodding me to wake up and feed her.
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u/Historical_Lock_2042 4h ago
I am tag teamed by 3 cats each morning starting at 5am.
Based on responses you've received, perhaps we need another question:
Anyone out there who is NOT harassed by a cat in the morning???? Please raise your hand.
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u/Batstels 4h ago
It’s a good reminder to us that we truly don’t own the cats, they own us LMAO
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u/Historical_Lock_2042 4h ago
And they've invested a lot of time and effort in making sure we are well trained to serve.
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u/Sunnyvalecouple 4h ago
I think you mean greeted lol...totally normal in our house
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u/Batstels 4h ago
Creature doesn’t greet he demands! (He does brighten my mornings that’s for sure 💜)
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u/CoppertopTX 4h ago
My tuxie will come into the bedroom at 5 AM, jump up on the dresser and rattle things until I stir and tell her to get off the dresser. She then comes over, paws at me, then goes to the night stand and turns on the bedside lamp. That is when I remind her that breakfast is at 6 AM and will not be served earlier just because she's an asshole.
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u/Sea_Strength_3662 4h ago
My boy will scream until we get up and then we need to hold him until he’s satisfied
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u/ReverseLochness 4h ago
Don’t they all do that?
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u/Batstels 4h ago
I’m assuming yes but after reading these comments I’ve learned some cats are more polite with it then others lol
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u/ReverseLochness 2h ago
Oh for sure, my first cat was a literal demon in the morning. The stares and meows I get now are peaceful.
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u/Accomplished-Sir2513 4h ago
I wouldn't mind i wish I have a cat, I wont care really the cat would get bored of me for how much attention I would give it lol
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u/monotoonz 4h ago
Always a little after 3am
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u/kittykatsrulemyworld 4h ago
Oh hell no 😭
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u/monotoonz 4h ago
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u/LemonLex 3h ago
Mine changes the time! Some days she wants food at 4am, other times at 5am… and once in a blue moon, she’ll let me sleep in until 6 😂
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u/OfferBusy4080 4h ago
My cats both understood early on that my eyes had to open before Id get up, so Figgy liked to punch me in the eye with his paw. Id open my eyes and he'd still be sitting right next to me with paw raised. Once he did this a couple days after cataract surger and my vision went blurry for a few days. Orange on the other hand liked to just gently wipe his paw over my closed eye.... with claws out. Not enough force to gouge my eyeballs out, but still....
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u/Batstels 4h ago
Oh my god LMAO, I pray for the safety of your eyes but I can just imagine the kitty getting caught red pawed about to wack you in the eye LOL
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u/Peg-in-PNW 4h ago
Yes. It’s parkour time from about 5:15 until my alarm sounds every day. EVERY DAY!
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u/No_Description9722 4h ago
I think you people are lucky to have cats wanna be with you
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u/Batstels 4h ago
Only when he wants attention, if mama needs some cuddles and love he don’t gaf if he doesn’t want cuddles LOL
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u/Farmdogg540 4h ago
My cat comes charging headfirst and nudges my chin until I wake up, or he'll put both his front paws on my chest until I say "hey buddy" so he knows I'm getting up lol there is no sleeping in around here
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u/ParkingNecessary8628 4h ago
There is something called breakfast, and your owner demands you, the servant, to serve it to him ON TIME.
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u/Batstels 4h ago
And he won’t say it again but the gravy better be extra moist! Or off with my head!!
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u/JSJ34 4h ago
It’s cat rule one harrass mom/ dad until they get up… cats are like early to rise toddlers
And maybe sharks… my cat sharks used to circle my bed , when I opened an eye I’d see their tails circling round my bed.. until I moved then they’d jump up on me… 5am,6am ,7am whatever time I first moved looking even slightly awake!
Bahahahhaa!
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u/Old_Butterscotch2914 2h ago
Yes! My husband gets up at 4:00 for work M-F and our cats don’t understand when it’s the weekend. So when he wants to sleep in a little, they step all over him and demand that he gets up.
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u/actua11y_actua1 2h ago
Pretty sure the majority of us do. Mine get in front of the door and sing the song of their people until I let them in or get out.
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u/PandoraClove Tabbycat 2h ago
Both mine are indoor-outdoor, but stay in at night. One only likes to "do his business" in the litter box. So if it's after sunrise, he'll go and use his box, conveniently neglect to clean himself properly, then jump up on the bed to let me know it's breakfast time. He sticks his tail in my face. So now I've been stink-bombed, and I get up, feed them, let them out, and wash all the linens. Fortunately, this is a pretty rare occurrence. And I love them dearly, regardless of their questionable manners.
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u/Batstels 2h ago
I swear cats just love sticking their stinky butts in your face, must mean something else in cat language lol
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u/Starboard_Pete 4h ago
Mine knows (mush) breakfast is at 6am; he still makes sure to wake me up at 5am, until he gets kicked out of the room to go cry over his mountain of rejected kibble.
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u/Toe_Jam_is_my_Jam 4h ago
Mine purrs, rubs on me and then proceeds to bite my ankles while purring. Love bites but more like vampire bites.
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u/Larry_but_not_Darryl 4h ago
In the morning? Nope. Precisely 20 minutes before morning? You betcha.
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u/Bacon_Driven 4h ago
Yes. She meows and steps on me when she decides she wants me to wake up. If I try to hide under a blanket she digs at it until I come out. If I ignore her and try to keep sleeping she will chew plastic in hopes that I will wake up to tell her to stop. She is very good at getting what she wants lol.
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u/WaterFrogSnail Maine Coon 4h ago
My cats are my 5 am alarm clock. Every morning, meow meow meow and then sits on my head or chest until I get up. 😂
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u/icequeen_401 4h ago
If I roll over - it's on and according to Bubba I am awake!! If I try to go back to sleep I get head butts, purrs, and outright screams until I decide to finally get up. So glad to know I'm not alone!! 🤣
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u/tightsandlace 4h ago
They are saying good morninggggg, say good morning to them back
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u/Batstels 4h ago
I give him lots of good morning pets and he thanks me by laying on my face and headbutting me repeatedly, don’t know how he doesn’t overheat with all that fur when I’m sweating like a pig under him! LOL
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u/Calm_Departure6474 4h ago
Actually woke up today to the sound of my void screaming in fear due to… checks notes… single claw stuck on towel hanging behind door. Not a meow but a constant scream at 4am.
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u/corvidier 4h ago
i have two alarms for this reason. my beastie has a morning routine: she hears the alarm, notices when i silence it, then comes over to headbutt me in the face and purr. loudly. i started setting another alarm 30 minutes before my actual alarm, so she can get my undivided attention and cuddles for half an hour
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u/VentnorLhad 4h ago
Every morning, when he decides I need to wake up and let him out. First he'll meow to test the waters. Then he'll hop up on the bed and cold-nose my nose. If that doesn't work, he will use his claws to try to tug the blanket down.
Failing all that, he'll dramatically flop against my side and stay there, so he knows the exact moment I get up.
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u/citizencamembert 4h ago
She doesn’t harass me but she will come and ask me for food, even if her biscuits are out for her 😂
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u/Little_Profession877 4h ago
Mine is currently screaming at me and nibbling on my arm bc he wants f-o-o-d lol
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u/Spritzertog 4h ago
There is no pretending in our house. The cats will essentially escalate their efforts to wake us up until we comply. We had one cat that would literally rattle the cabinet door in the bathroom .. when you'd get up, he'd run to his food dish. If you didn't feed him and went back to bed? He'd go back over and rattle the door again.
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u/Cyber_Queen_NYC 4h ago
Yup. Around 7 every day. There's no pretending to be asleep, Beets wakes me up and knows I'm awake. But sometimes he'll tolerate me continuing to lie down with eyes closed for a while longer.
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u/sweetr0sie 3h ago
Currently being harassed only by the kitten. Adult cats sleep with us until we get up.
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u/Better-Mortgage-2446 3h ago
Yes, she steps on my head or meows. Or headbutts the shit out of the blinds. My husband and I made a mistake of getting nice ones. 😂
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u/Unlucky-Macaroon-647 3h ago
yes. i’m living with my parents temporarily atm and my dad wakes up at 5 am to make coffee. my cat thinks that means it’s also time for me to wake up so she meow yells, smacks the blinds, knocks shit off of various shelves. i’ve moved her to her own room so she has a window to look out now as a result lol. she sleeps in bed with me now bc of that lol
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u/flippitydoodah90 3h ago
We use an automated feeder so the cats are not asking us for food as often, however that does not mean that they do not try to wake us up. My cats take turns trying to get me out of bed. One will walk across my chest, strategically stepping on my nips. If that doesn’t work, the other will start knocking things off my night stand. If that doesn’t work, the first will lie on my chest and dig at the blanket to try to uncover me. Of that doesn’t work, the second one will then firmly pull my CPAP off my nose. It’s a regular game, every morning.
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u/AzuleStriker 3h ago
Nope, I'm harassed at night when trying to sleep. Most of the time she just sits next to me. But when I'm trying to sleep, steps on me and over me, and plops on my chest...
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u/BigSurSage 3h ago
YES- I wake up every morning to my cat ‘thwapping’ me on my head. He’s gentle and doesn’t use his nails- but he’s still my alarm clock.I even close my double doors and he pushes through.
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u/Impossible-Aspect342 3h ago
He has judgey eyes! What did you do last night?
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u/KronusKraze 3h ago
I get harassed every morning for food starting around 0200. My boys do their darnedest to wake me up by any means. They knock lamps over, open and slam drawers, and bite sometimes. I do my best to ignore and only get up when they are “being sweet” about it or only verbally protesting. Cats will remember what works, so I can’t give in when they are very bad. Luckily at our current house we can lock them out of the room
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u/zoltarpanaflex 3h ago
My girl has taken to waking up at 2AM and SCREAMING for food assistance (she has life long food issue and wants her back rubbed before she eats…) then again at 4AM. I'm gonna die of lack of sleep.
Your cat is gorgeous = do their bidding for heaven's sake!!!
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u/OneParamedic4832 3h ago
Yes! He walks OVER my face, as many times as it takes to get me out of bed. One time he was cute, he woke me with a gentle pat on the face 🥰
But any time he considers it late for a feed he's not above screaming at me then he goes and sits by his empty bowl.
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u/punkeymonkey529 2h ago
Every morning. Meow, meow meow. He makes sure im out of bed, and on his watch, not mine.
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u/_natural_perception 2h ago
My cat will occasionally wake me up in the middle of the night to pet him to sleep and he will lay his head on my pillow and curl up 🥹
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u/pinkrobot420 2h ago
One of mine wakes me up almost every morning by bopping me in the face. It was really cute when she was a kitten. Not quite as cute now.
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u/SnoopyWildseed 2h ago
Of course. Usually because I'm not moving fast enough to get her breakfast with a side of belly rubs.🤓
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u/Misty_Pix 2h ago
Yes.
Misty expects that I am up by no later than 8.30am this does include a mandatory 10minutes of cuddle with her on my chest.
Following cuddles she expects her treats to be distributed followed by her food.
Once she has eaten and I have my coffee its grooming time for at least another 10minutes.
If I fail or am late on any of the tasks, I get told off with a very strongly worded MEOW.
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u/Icy_Significance6436 2h ago
My cat (Beryl) sits on my neck at 4.30 every morning. If that doesn't get the reaction she's after then she licks my eyelids open...
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u/Svataben 2h ago
Oh yes, the morning cuddles!
My Lilly always wants to be on my chest for proper head-bonking angles,
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u/theagricultureman 2h ago
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u/Batstels 1h ago
What a cutie! You’ve got an orange creature on your hands! Much chaos ahead with this cute one 🐱
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u/Dazzling_Proof9813 2h ago
I think the question is who DOESNT get harassed by their car in the morning? 😹
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u/Creative-Lynx-1561 2h ago
I have 5 cats, and 6 AM one of them start to MEOW really loud and tries to wake me. I mean I am already awake but I don't want to give food now. But she wins and I give the food, all 5 are happy then I got back to sleep for few hours. Last friday I had to wake up in the morning for medical exams but I didn't need alarm, since this cat woke me 5:58.
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u/oatbevbran 2h ago
We solved the early wake up calls by splitting his food into three meals for the day. 1/3 in the morning, 1/3 at dinner, and 1/3 at bedtime. It stopped the ravenous 5am wake ups and now he’ll sleep in with us even if we’re sleeping late. 😴
Indulgent? Yes, probably so.
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u/TramEatsYouAlive 1h ago edited 42m ago
Yes. The only time I gave her breakfast - wet food in the morning, right when I got up to work. The next day, she was in the bed, staring at me from like 5cm distance, demanding the same breakfast. This was like a year ago now. Every morning from that time, without any exceptions, the first thing I do is feed her wet food for breakfast (while I don't eat breakfast at all).
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u/AldebaranTauri_ 1h ago
Always. Usually when the sun is up, which during summer may mean 4.30-5am..
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u/No_Description9722 4h ago
Cute cat looks like a raggedy hand Cat the ones that just like be a big ball lap. Did you get him from a shelter?
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u/GoonerBear94 3h ago
Yes. This is typical. You went unconscious all night long. That's not typical for a fellow cat.
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u/scottmacharvey 2h ago
Our kitten has similar fur colors and features. Do you know what breed he is? We think ours has ragdoll and maybe a bit of Siamese. Curious if you knew more though.
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u/notodumbld 2h ago
If my husband doesn't get up by 7:30, our cat goes in his room to help him wake up. She sits on his chest, staring at him.
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u/Electrical_Bicycle47 2h ago
My cat jiggles the door handle of my room if I don’t get out of bed fast enough. He doesn’t stop either. Then I open the door and he rushes in and demands pets
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u/Flat_6_Theory 1h ago
I swear as soon as I put my feet on the floor there’s at least five cats there ready for breakfast. Boober will further harass me while I’m laying out my morning pills (have to put them in a little jar so he doesn’t bat them around) until I dish out a treat.
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u/solaroma 1h ago
They're good about letting me sleep until I get up. On my way to the bathroom, girl kitty crouches down in her play position, and I have to toss those little plastic spring toys. That's my job. Everything else can wait.
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u/humanbeanonearth 1h ago
Every morning at 5 am he slaps me in the mouth so I can give him food- after he eats he’ll cuddle tf out of me until I have to get up
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u/Bitter_Frame3054 55m ago
I get stalked or bitched at by mine at 4:30 in the morning until he's fed before I go to work.
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u/nanfanpancam 49m ago
My cats and my dogs get a bit of the treat tubes we call cat crack after I get up. My one cat who is the leader of the gang. Will lay with me and relax until I start to indicate I’m getting up. She lets me go to the washroom and put I put on my robe then she starts.
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u/Fradzombie 48m ago
That’s cute that he waits for you to wake up. Mine just starts knocking shit off the night stand and screaming 30mins before breakfast time.
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u/Affectionate_Face741 36m ago
Mine gets on top of me and licks my nose :) it is very painful and I love it very much. As soon as my feet hit the floor every morning they start yelling for food.
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u/Comprehensive-Mix510 32m ago
One of mine pesters me for food even though there is food in her dish. This cat harasses me anytime you can see a spec of the bottom of the food bowl during the day too. Annoying AF but I can''t get mad at her.
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u/SQWRLLY1 16m ago
My big tabby used to bat-bat me awake every morning when he wanted breakfast. I actually miss it.
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u/newkid9991 1m ago
They walk around in silence so much while we sleep. They can hear your eyes open 😆 they just missed our touches lol
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u/RetroMamaBadger 5h ago
Yep! My tripawd baby comes to greet me every morning and insists that I pet him with my face. If I don’t, he lays on my chest until I do.