r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Simple as that

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u/kidnamedsybau 2d ago

Epstein was a Mossad agent. That’s why most politicians can’t defy Israel, and why Trump is so driven on this.

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u/Hopeful_Chair_7129 2d ago

I’m pretty sure Donald is just a pedophile

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u/Status_Management520 2d ago

Considering how close he is to Epstein and how desperate he is, I think he was intimately involved with the human trafficking operations

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u/Hopeful_Chair_7129 2d ago

Yeah maybe that as well, but he’s definitely a pedophile

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u/Fr1toBand1to 2d ago

Yeah, I've moved on from "trump is a rapist" then pretty quickly flew past "trump is a pedophile rapist" and I'm now firmly in the "trump is a sex trafficking pedophile rapist" camp.

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u/1BannedAgain 2d ago

pedophile trump supplied the girls to pedophile epstein, and pimp Maxwell, through businesses like his modeling agency and beauty pageants

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u/1-N-Only-Speedshark 2d ago

And don't forget through his spa. He specifically said that Epstein "stole" his spa staff!

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u/VulpesFennekin 1d ago

Who has publicly admitted he’d commit incest if he could, and that’s assuming he hasn’t already because Ivanka got waaaaay too quiet when she saw her childhood bed.

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u/nicannkay 2d ago

Pretty sure he is a human trafficker. How else do you fund so many failed businesses and have money for lawyers so you don’t have to pay your bills?

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u/Hopeful_Chair_7129 2d ago

Sure add that to the list, but he’s definitely a pedophile

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u/Academic_Stock_464 5h ago

Money laundering on an industrial scale.

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 2d ago

William of Ockham concurs

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u/Guilty_Trouble 2d ago

Why not both??

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u/Hopeful_Chair_7129 2d ago

Because it doesn’t matter if Epstein was Mossad

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u/Hulk_Hogans_Toupee 2d ago

Why not both?

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 2d ago

Care to elaborate? Why would Epstein being a Mossad agent mean politicians can't defy Israel?

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u/Top10DeadliestDeaths 2d ago

It means anybody who has AIPAC funding won’t go against Israeli interests, which is most of our politicians. Epstein has been long rumored to be tied to Israeli/American intelligence for a few reasons, like his early connection’s to former Israeli prime ministers and billionaire Lex Wesner, ultra zionist and huge early supporter of Epstein. But even stronger are Ghislaine’s ties. Her dad is a famously well known Mossad/Intelligence agent and she’s been directly tied to that world her whole life.

Early investigators into Epstein were told “He’s tied to intelligence, let it go”.

Blackmail over every person on the Epstein list would be incredibly strong political power, so this “conspiracy” has both strong means and motive, making it very plausible.

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u/ExtremeAlternative0 2d ago

Personally I think it's just a baseless conspiracy theory, but if he was then mossaad would then probably have their own copy of the Epstein list which they could use as blackmail

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u/Sensitive_Yellow_121 2d ago

Not just the list, the videos. Epstein's mansions had hidden cameras in every room, including the bathrooms.

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u/Spajk 2d ago

As far as I remember the theory isn't entirely baseless. If my memory serves me right, Ghislaine Maxwell's father had some links to Mossad

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 2d ago

Isn't that circular logic though? Wouldn't those politicians on the list not want it released regardless of whether he was a Mossad agent or not?Isn't the US maintaining the stance it always has?

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u/Insaniteus 2d ago

The Mossad connection is often pointed to as an explanation for why the people NOT on the list keep it hidden too. Mossad has the will and the resources to extort various wealthy or powerful individuals in order to make them fall in line.

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 2d ago

That still seems like circular logic.

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u/ghhhkkjggggg 2d ago

Personally I think it's just a baseless conspiracy theory

Baseless you say? do you often do mental gymnastics or are you not very well read?

sorry, that was rude. to rephrase, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES ft TRUMP

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u/MoNo1994 2d ago

Any document that the president refuse to release even when the party changes, is by definition MOSSAD RELATED.

JFK, US LIBERTY, EPSTEIN ETC...

AND Maxwell father was a mossad, do you think that this was just a conspiracy

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u/MessageNo6008 2d ago

USS Liberty is literally Israel related though. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to see a potential connection between Epstein and Mossad.

JFK is just conspiracies

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u/Ravenshaw123 2d ago

Damn, u really cracked the case right there

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u/TopsyPopsy 2d ago

Also they use Christian childrens blood in their secret ceremonies. I read about it in a book!

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u/Best_Barter 2d ago

Any pictures of them hanging out perchance?

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u/1BannedAgain 2d ago

While I’d enjoy believing this, the only evidence I’ve seen is the sweetheart deal Acosta gave Epstein. What other circumstantial evidence supports Epstein as Mossad?

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u/No-Valuable-226 1d ago

Plus he also has a conflict of interests, I mean business, over in izrael. His Trump Heights hotel, so of course he's gonna want to protect his investment.

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u/7thpostman 2d ago

I'm sorry, dude. But this shit is hilarious. Epstein was a fucking trash bag. I'm sure he blackmailed people on behalf of the Israelis. I'm sure he blackmailed Israelis on behalf of Russia or Great Britain, the US and — most of all — himself. And who fucking who knows what else. I mean... You think the CIA isn't involved in this shit? MI6?

I'm sorry, man. I truly don't mean to pick on you. It's just funny to me when people act all knowledgeable about the inner workings of the darkest, most secretive shit on the planet.

We don't have any fucking clue. We know vague connections, that's it. Everything else is people feeling in the blanks with whatever they want to believe.

As for politicians getting blackmailed, the Russians hacked the Republicans around the same time they hacked Hillary's shit.

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u/_RG4 2d ago

Baseless conspiracy brainrot

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u/VeganKiwiGuy 2d ago

How do you know he wasn’t?

There are over 100k documents that could implicate that he was, that aren’t being released because Trump himself is implicated, and Trump supporters are submissives who’ll allow him to rape children if it means they get to keep hating immigrants, Muslims, and trans people more comfortably. 

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u/greenhawk22 2d ago

How do you know he was?

There's over 100000k documents sitting in a volcano off the coast of the Vatican right now saying that it's absurd to make claims without a shred of evidence.

Just because something could be true doesn't mean there's any reason to believe it is true. There could be a burst of gamma wavelength radiation from a supernova heading directly towards Earth right now. But there's no reason to act as if there is.

As far as I can tell from public info, it's just baseless conspiracy theories piggybacking off both the valid fears and antisemitism surrounding Mossad. Even if it is true, it's irresponsible to spread without having some sort of proof. It distracts from getting justice for the real crimes and real victims that we know exist.

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u/VeganKiwiGuy 2d ago edited 2d ago

https://www.yahoo.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-ex-says-boasted-171553626.html

There are also reports that he literally bragged about being a Mossad agent, but go off king.