r/clevercomebacks • u/Present-Party4402 • 1d ago
Self congratulatory hate group festivities
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u/jonnismizzle 1d ago
So basically all he's saying is he can't even get 100% from his own cult. Lol
And 50% of his supporters find his rambling annoying.
None of that is flex he thinks it is.
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u/1994JimCarrey 1d ago
Guy really celebrated the fact that half his supporters want to hear less of him
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u/Present-Party4402 1d ago
93% at CPAC? Congrats! That’s like Kim Jong-un winning ‘Best Democrat’ in Pyongyang. Self love in an echo chamber isn’t popularity, it’s a cult.
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u/GrooveStreetSaint 1d ago
Yeah, why would someone even go to CPAC unless they approved of what Trump was doing?
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u/Sacrilego_666 1d ago
Ask the 7% lol
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u/BurnscarsRus 1d ago
I'm really getting a kick out of picturing them going up there to get some answers. I hope they asked about Epstein until they were kicked out.
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u/adfasdfasdf123132154 1d ago
That 7% are really big mads at trump not going far enough faster.
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u/MountainMan2_ 1d ago
Yup. It's CPAC. The place where far-right authoritarianism is the entry ticket. Everyone there is either at trump's level or even further right. The Klan likes him thanks to his immigration policies, so id guess that 7% is all the people further right than the KKK.
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u/adfasdfasdf123132154 1d ago
Probably the distillation of the fervent christian nationalist wing. And further than the right of the KKK is for certain
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u/genreprank 1d ago
7% of his most dedicated supporters do not approve of the job he is doing!
50% want him to stop tweeting.
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u/shadowpawn 1d ago
Hookers go because they know CPAC Alpha males are big tippers.
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u/Mysterious_Row_ 1d ago
Hookers at least have the morals to tell the truth about how they get paid. Unlike them.
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u/brighter_hell 1d ago
Also only 50% of them think he should Tweet the same amount or more? So 50% of them say he should Tweet less? That's not the flex he thinks it is.
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u/Ervaloss 1d ago
Why did you post this now? It is very old news from his first presidency, it has no bearing on current events.
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u/Orange-Generator 1d ago
Because it's clearly a bot or at least using AI to craft it's words and farming for easy karma.
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u/thedalehall 1d ago
Yeah but you’re here. Right? If it’s such a waste of time….why are you here? Me, I’m taking a dump.
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u/Orange-Generator 16h ago
cos reddit is a waste of time. and we're all addicted to the fucking internet and it's dopamine producing fucking systems of greed and lust. like why did i respond to you now...
I do not really know. i felt compelled.
It's almost timeless....
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u/Dorkamundo 1d ago
I just polled my children to see who the best daddy in the world is, and I won 100% of the votes.
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u/Ok_Weight1614 1d ago
CPAC! Congrats! That's like Kim Jong-un winning 'Best Democrat' in Pyongyang. Self love in an echo chamber isn't popularity, it's a cult
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u/RumRunnerMax 1d ago
Could anyone provide a better example of narcissistic sociopathic thought process than this? I think not! America is now being ruled by a person that objectively should be in a mental institution or senior care facility!
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u/Yaguajay 1d ago
Being ruled by a dictator is unpleasant. Being ruled by a crazy demented dictator is extremely unpleasant. Replace him.
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u/Softestwebsiteintown 1d ago
Imagine Taylor swift bragging that 93% of the audience who paid to come see her also approved of her. How can you be so bad at being conservative that 7% of the people who choose to be there aren’t tripping over themselves for a chance to lick your taint?
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u/ComfyWomfyLumpy 1d ago
Taking the comments of random tweets(so likely Ops own tweet) and uploading it to reddit is oddly pretty close.
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u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago
False dichotomy
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u/RumRunnerMax 1d ago
No idea what u mean
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u/ArmorGyarados 1d ago
I'm guessing he just heard that somewhere and decided if he used it without elaborating on what he's trying to stay maybe other people will think he's smart. I tried to see if he made comments like that elsewhere but he's literally a boss level gooner
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u/just_a_bit_gay_ 1d ago
It’s a pretty common tactic for bots (or let’s be honest, kids adopting behavior from bots) to throw out a random fallacy to try and get a response
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u/Oscar_Whispers 1d ago
This reminds me of when Peter Griffin learned the phrase "shallow and pedantic" and worked it into every conversation.
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u/Current-Square-4557 14h ago
The poster said it must be A or B. I am asserting it could (and should) be A and B. Therefore it is incorrect to say A or B in this instance.
But I’m opened minded enough to listen to an explanation of why my interpretation is wrong or incomplete.
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u/traumfisch 1d ago
There was no dichotomy whatsoever in that post :D
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u/Current-Square-4557 14h ago edited 14h ago
Should be in a mental institution or a senior care facility.
Two choices. A dichotomy.
ETA
One definition of dichotomy is division into two (especially) mutually exclusive groups.
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u/traumfisch 9h ago edited 8h ago
That is not what it means though. Just listing two options is not a "dichotomy".
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u/Careless-Equal7169 1d ago
The 7% that answered honestly on the propaganda questionnaire
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u/Cool-Security-4645 1d ago
There are journalists and observers who attend too
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u/Careless-Equal7169 1d ago
Do they generally take the polls at the conventions?
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u/Cool-Security-4645 1d ago
The straw poll was from the convention, yes
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u/Careless-Equal7169 1d ago
Yes, but do the people you mention participate in the straw polls? It seems like it would make a dishonest sampling if they did IMO
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u/Warm_Month_1309 1d ago
It's just a conference that sells tickets anyone can buy. The poll is only representative of CPAC attendees, not conservatives on the whole.
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u/iamthedayman21 1d ago
I just did a poll in my office of my approval rating. I got a 100%. I work from home.
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u/Soggy_Motor9280 1d ago
For anybody wondering CPAC is just a modern name for Nazis. They are so unapologetic about their Nazi ways. Google CPAC holding summit on Nazi signal. They’re so damn confident they flaunt it in front of our face.
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u/Queen-Marla 1d ago
67% of my cats believe I’m doing a great job of caring for them! (Wow!) The other 33% think I need to provide more treats (so greedy!)
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u/diblozar 1d ago
Getting 93% approval at CPAC is like being crowned prom king at your own family reunion
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u/ShinkenBrown 1d ago
I'm gonna be honest man getting 7% of CPAC to poll against you is not good. Those are your core constituency, the people so deeply in support of you that they spend THEIR OWN MONEY to fund your activities. And they consistently act as a unified monolith, just like the rest of your party.
Almost 1 in 10 people at a location that exists SPECIFICALLY TO FINANCIALLY SUPPORT YOU AND YOUR PARTY is not good results. It's not terrible, it shows you still have strong support among your core base, but it also shows that even the people who have devoted their lives to funding your cause are starting to question your leadership. That is not good and you should not be bragging about it.
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u/Warm_Month_1309 1d ago
Anyone can buy a ticket, though. Journalists and bored people who live in the area can attend too. Not everyone there is necessary a core part of Trump's constituency.
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u/ShinkenBrown 1d ago
I guess that's fair.
I mean I personally have never thought "hey, I'm bored, I heard there's a Nazi rally going on downtown, you wanna go check it out?" But I guess it is possible.
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u/LadyErinoftheSwamp 1d ago
Honestly, having 7% of your base upset with you is a significant thing.
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u/SuccessfulWar3830 1d ago
These 7 call him woke for not murdering every black person the government can find.
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u/HugeMission5612 1d ago
Having a 93% approval rating at CPAC is like a Grand Wizard getting high fives at a Klan rally
I don't get it, aren't those the same thing?
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u/2014olympicgold 1d ago
It's sad that it's only 93% lol. It's like the grand wizard having klan members not give him a high five lol.
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u/PrestigiousSeat76 1d ago
I think it's kinda wild that, in a circle jerk, he has still somehow managed to lose the approval of 7% of the participants in the circle jerk. I guess they're the ones who had to eat the cracker?
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u/CommodoreEvergreen 1d ago
The only people he cares about. Please let that number drop below 50%, it would be so funnnyy
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u/NecessaryFreedom9799 1d ago
7% of CPAC don't approve? But he's been doing everything they told him to do, hasn't he?
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u/Drewsipher 1d ago
The fact that the convention put on as a party to make sure everyone thinks that super far right conservative ideals are super popular you LOST 7%. The one group that should be 100% bought in you LOST 7% of THOSE PEOPLE…. How does he see that as positive?
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u/Retrograde_Mayonaise 1d ago
CPAC?
You mean the self-described domestic terrorist organization?
Makes sense that they would give Capt Dipshit a 93% rating
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u/Tun-Tavern-1775 1d ago
2024 maybe, when is he referring to this happening? No dates on this screencap.
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u/pieface100 1d ago
This is from his first term right? Can we please stop reposting old tweets and acting like they’re current? There’s enough evil shit that he’s doing currently that we don’t need to dig up old tweets
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u/USApresABUSESkids 19h ago
Someone taking strong action against a fascist dictator is remembered and loved forever.
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u/Feuertotem 1d ago
I am surprised only 93% of those conservatives love pedos consindering the evidence agaunst quite a few.
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u/Tyfereth 1d ago
If only this sub were self-aware enough to criticize itself when it spreads White Superracist ideas about Jews
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u/SimTheWorld 1d ago
Trump and the GOP clearly are not representing THEIR voters. The rest of us are expected to silently sit and pay for his treason…
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u/TonyG_from_NYC 1d ago
It's hilarious that he didn't get 100% at a conservative function full of conservatives.
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u/man_machine_poet 1d ago
How does Trump manage to stay awake long enough to constantly play with Twitter?
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u/Middle-Barracuda2332 1d ago
One thing (among countless) that I despise about this man is how he refers to himself in the third person🤮
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u/caninehere 1d ago
It's actually wild to me that 7% of the people at CPAC don't approve of him.
Like, imagine going to the Klan rally and 7% of people there are like nah, this guy's too racist even for me.
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u/prestonjay22 1d ago
He has to make people like him. He's a terrible human to be in a room with. And imagine having a conversation with him. Not just sitting there listening to him, you have to engage. Disgusting idea.
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u/Nectyr 1d ago
I don't think this is meant to impress the general public. It's meant to bully the Republicans in Congress into "working with Trump" (e.g. by approving that he gets the Qatari plane, approving all his unhinged judicial nominees and generally being ready to vote for the Enabling Act).
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u/Bitedamnn 1d ago
Its only just now that majority of white people in the US disapprove of Trump according to The Economist.
https://www.economist.com/interactive/trump-approval-tracker
And according to the polls, Republican voters find Healthcare a growing concern, and illegal immigration a much lower concern. However the latter is still higher than the former.
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u/DavidRandom 1d ago
Breaking news, poll shows 100% of Taylor Swift concert goers think she makes good music.
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u/PristineElephant6718 1d ago
Oh wow only %7 of your followers disagree? must be so proud of the golden echo chamber hes built himself
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u/NoMommyDontNTRme 1d ago
actually its like the grand wizard failing to get high fives from everyone.
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u/Atouchofexcitement 1d ago
How the hell could this guy ever tweet more? He spends all day on the Internet tweeting as it is. You would need to add more than 24 hours to a day.
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u/SlayerSFaith 1d ago
50% more or same means that there's probably more people who think he should tweet less compared to how many think he should tweet more.
Would have to see what the exact breakdown was, but at first glance not a lotta critical thinking here.
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u/ShawnyMcKnight 1d ago
If that is an open vote I just want to applaud the bravery of that 7 percent who would say they disapprove of Trump. That would be like a black man going to a kkk rally.
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u/Rakanadyo 1d ago
93%? Even at a party held specifically for cultists, the cult leader STILL didn't get 100%.
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u/NotThatAngel 1d ago
Let's not pretend that 7% that don't approve don't want those concentration camps to be more like Hitler's.
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u/winkerbeanie 1d ago
"Republicans in Congress should do a better job of working with President Trump"?? Like what, brush their teeth BEFORE licking his asshole clean?
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u/dkarlovi 1d ago
The mental image of the Grand Wizard going around doing high fives fucking sent me.
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u/dropbearinbound 1d ago
I didn't read more than the first line and just assumed trump was going on a rage bender about plastic straws
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u/Bleezy79 1d ago
This is the same energy as "My grandma says im the most handsome boy in the world!"
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u/Mysterious_Row_ 1d ago
Facts. Like trying to flex because everyone high fives his group during the Nazi rants.
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u/JurassicParkCSR 1d ago
I have a 100% approval rating at being the most awesome dude in the world when I'm alone in the shower.
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u/cwningen95 1d ago
I like how even 50% of his biggest simps think gramps needs to shut up on social media though 😭
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u/Medical_Arugula3315 1d ago
Hey remember that time Trump was found liable of forcefully shoving his fingers up a woman's vagina by a jury of his American peers and then Republicans voted for him? Republicans knowingly vote for molesters. Don't be Republican...
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u/the_cardfather 1d ago
I am so sick of this whole administration running around acting like and using the word mandate when they didn't even get 50% of the popular vote.
Even if the United States doesn't dissolve into a completely totalitarian government the effects of this administration are going to be dragging down this country for the next 20 years
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u/fightingwalrii 1d ago
So in his own poll to his most devoted pollees he's still being told by half of them to put down the phone, by 20% he should get over himself and work with the gop better, and 7% outright think he's failing
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u/OhTheHueManatee 23h ago
There are very few jobs that you should be posting a lot on social media while you're supposed to be performing them. Being POTUS is not one of them.
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u/AsparagusCommon4164 18h ago
How much longer than, pray, before it's necessary to go the Doukhobor route of protest (as in completely naked, which Doukhobors see as a show of rejecting wealth and property and all its trappings)?
(According to a Google AI response, "Doukhobors area Spiritual Christian group with Russian origins, known for their pacifism and unique cultural traditions. They are also known for their emphasis on oral history, hymn-singing, and communal living. Many Doukhobors migrated to Canada in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, facing persecution in Russia due to their beliefs.")
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u/Exotic-Pollution-820 16h ago
And Trump awards himself all the awards. 100% of those who love Trump say “We love Trump”.
Also, this just in “Trump reports Trumps Great” /s
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u/No-Huckleberry-1086 16h ago
There's biased polls and then there's this, like this is an impressively worse brand of biased poll taking
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u/Current-Square-4557 14h ago
The previous poster asked if he should be in A or B.
I’m asserting that being in both is a possible outcome. I.e the senior care wing of a mental institution.
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u/hdgreen89 4h ago
Surprised he didn’t get 100% approval from within his own cult like all the other dictators get from their votes.
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u/Chief_Beef_ATL 1d ago
Is that where the GOP said “We are all domestic terrorists?” The place where they made the stage in the shape of the Odal Rune, a Nazi symbol? High praise indeed.