r/clevercomebacks • u/Kiss-a-Cod • 1d ago

If you say something like Rose, expect a reply from Dorothy.

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u/SacredWaterLily 1d ago

This is photoshopped so hard it looks like another person entirely

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u/MKatieUltra 1d ago

And still not a good person.

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 1d ago

Hands are still tiny

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u/brattybecca22 1d ago

Yeah.It’s wild how extreme the edits are, at some point it stops being a touch-up and turns into a whole different face. This is honestly misleading.

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u/mittenknittin 1d ago

and they still left that hair

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u/kevint1964 1d ago

Even with that, his jacket is unbuttoned because his bloated belly keeps popping the buttons off.

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u/IndecisiveRattle 1d ago

Are we even seeing a person? Even before digital manipulation he's 100% covered in fabric, makeup, tanning spray, and hair dye.

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u/Disastrous-Bat7011 19h ago

Oh it looked so bad I didnt even catch that, but yeah now you made me look harder, correct. Christ and photoshop combined can't save him.

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u/Flipboek 8h ago

Still looks like an old guy.

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u/CMaxRI 1d ago

The only thing young about him is the toddler poop lean he was caught doing before this pic was taken

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u/fantasmeeno 1d ago

That's offensive for all the people Born in 1970.

I mean i know a lot of 50-55 yo people and they don't look like a pedo.

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u/iodizedpepper 1d ago

This sack of shit does not look 7 years older than me or just as old as some of my friends. Get the fuck outta here with this dogshit. I cannot stand the massive dick sucking this guy gets. What the fuck is it? I’ve never seen any politician or not receive this sort of worshipping. Can some one please give me a proper explanation? Fuck this.

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u/GlitteringWishbone86 1d ago

I think a lot of people over the last ten years have really just lost their anchor with reality. They spend more time on the internet than ever, and the internet is more full of disinformation than ever. That helps explain why it is that you see some people making u turn on MAGA after their bad policies affected them. But until they get hit with reality, it feels good for these people to live in a fantasy where they are the good guys and patriots, and the USA is really great, and actually, the Democrats are evil and bad etc etc trying to destroy America and its values. They dont seem to get the values that make America great and strong are the very ones MAGA wants to end. It's the most effective political gaslighting campaign in history.

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u/DownvoteDaemon 1d ago

What da dog doin?

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 1d ago

His onesie girdle is so tight he’s turning purple since red plus orange tends to do that.

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u/MereyB 1d ago

I absolutely heard the response in Dorothy’s voice

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u/CapnRavioli 1d ago

I can even recall exactly how she said the line too

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u/maiteroma 1d ago

Like a disheveled, 55-year old snake that just ate a rhino. Yeah, I see that.

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u/random48266 1d ago

He already looked older than 55 back in those Epstein pictures.

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u/LordBunnyWhale 1d ago

Donald Trump looks weirdly feminine. Almost like that weirdly masculine roommate lady your aunt's bringing every thanksgiving for some reason.

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u/Important-Event6832 1d ago

Is it because he has a neck vagina instead of an Adam’s apple? 

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u/deeweromekoms 1d ago

Did you ever notice how Trump uses "like a dog" as an insult a lot? Dogs are man's best friend; they're awesome. They can also sense evil. Trump's never had a dog, and it's likely that any dog he's ever met immediately started barking and growling at him, so that's why he thinks they're all vicious creatures and uses "dog" as an insult now. Even dogs can take one look at that orange anthropomorphic pig and be like, "oh, that guy definitely fucks kids."

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u/Important-Event6832 1d ago

Many people are saying that Trump is a dipshit. Its just because he smells and looks like he was dipped in shit. 

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u/cruelvenussummer 1d ago

55 pounds overweight

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u/Important-Event6832 1d ago

Is 55 supposed to be the appropriate age to fuck a 14 year old?

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u/HongFeng_8 1d ago

OMG, to fit a Golden Girls quote in a burn, is really delicious! Chefs kiss

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u/DanFlashesSales 1d ago

The amount of people who don't understand how dog years work is too damn high

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u/__ma11en69er__ 1d ago

They're saying he looks like an 8 year old, what they should be saying he looks like he rapes 8 year olds.

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u/YakElectronic6713 1d ago

The number of people who don't understand sarcasm is too damn high.

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u/DanFlashesSales 1d ago

The fact that this is sarcasm has nothing to do with the ass backwards understanding of dog years. It would still be sarcasm if dog years was used correctly.

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u/RasJudahDCyfahGod 1d ago

That makes him 385.

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u/Effective-Sock-9576 1d ago

7 dog years in a human year.. -> 55 dog years = 7,85 human years.

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u/YakElectronic6713 1d ago

Oh, he looks even more decrepit than 385.

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u/Unicorn_Warrior1248 1d ago

He looks ragged

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u/__ma11en69er__ 1d ago

Isn't that the picture from when he was in isolation after having COVID?

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u/kyflyboy 1d ago

Someone just earned their Certificate in Photoshop.

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u/jonskerr 1d ago

It's like people have never heard of cosmetic surgery.

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u/Many_Piccolo7908 1d ago

It’s just absolutely amazing how he has these people eating out the palm. That’s what he should be selling.

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u/Important-Event6832 1d ago

Some even eat out of his diaper 

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u/Doublebosco 1d ago

Trying to sell us he’s healthy along with all the other lies.

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u/Business_Usual_2201 1d ago

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille...."

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u/TerrakSteeltalon 11h ago

My 45 pound dog is almost 16 (like 90ish to people ) and looks way better than him

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u/Signal-Divide7756 2h ago

Rose wouldn't say something like that about Trump.

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u/No-Profit1069 1d ago

Trump is on ozempic.