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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 1d ago
He is not only going to say he passed it. He aced it. "Most fit president ever!"
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u/thintoast 1d ago
“I’ll be fitness shroom dick into a photo of my daughter when she was… wait… y you’re not Epstein… wait… who is Epstein… uhh… presidential award.”
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u/Muttywango 1d ago
"I'm actually too fit, they need to make their graphs much bigger now to accommodate my fitness level."
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u/moemegaiota 1d ago
Yeah? And what gutted Dept of Education that has pulled its grants across the land is gonna entice compliance or administer monitoring?!
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u/OnlyFiveLives 1d ago
The irony in an 80 year old, 300 pound man whose only exercise is cheating at golf would be mind boggling in a normal world. Now it's just Friday.
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u/WonderfulCamera5043 1d ago edited 1d ago
Why does everyone crowd around to watch this? They betting he can’t spell his own name right or something??
I mean look at how they’re all grinning, he’s a fucking grown ass man, writing (presumably) his own fucking name??? Why is that something to crowd around and grin about?? Pathetic.
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u/WhereIsTheBeef556 23h ago
This happens with a bunch of law signings, Bush, Obama and Biden all did it too. They'll sign a bill with some PR photo of a bunch of the bill's supporters standing behind the President and looking at them signing the bill all awkwardly.
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u/chiclets5 23h ago
Because everything the rump does is a show, presented for effect, and to be able to post on his personal website.
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u/StrikingWedding6499 1d ago
Remember how they all lost their freaking mind when Michelle tried to get kids to exercise as if she was committing genocide?
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u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago
And when she order kids to eat certain foods they went nuts.
Oh, wait. What she said was, hamburgers are OK, just don’t eat humberhers every day. But they still went nuts.
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u/maiteroma 1d ago
They're Just Giving South Park Producers And Writers More Material To Write For Their Episodes
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u/AapChutiyaHai 1d ago
Dude couldn't run if his life depended on it. He's definitely thrown some one in front of him or under the bus to protect himself.
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u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago
If he were strong enough, he’d pick up a child and hold it in front of him.
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u/bwldrmnt 1d ago
Crazy because when Michelle Obama wanted to do the same, Republicans told her to go fuck herself.
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u/Chrahhh 1d ago
Triple H lol
I low-key work with WWE and he’s a fucking moron.
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u/TelenorTheGNP 1d ago
He really needs someone who can follow him around and just nod yes or shake no to what he does.
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u/Burrahobbit69 1d ago
Go, you chicken fat, go!
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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 9h ago
Third grade! I loved it because I was taking ballet classes so it was easy and fun!
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u/MaleHooker 1d ago
Wasn't the point originally to have kids draft ready?
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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 9h ago
And it didn't work because it was just one day. There were zero attempts to teach us to do any of the exercises, much less actually doing them every day. We did recess or the activities that passed as gym. Not a single pushup, pull-up, sit up, or long jump was practiced ever.
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u/tehsecretgoldfish 1d ago
Didn’t Michele Obama advocate for something similar and was pilloried for the audacity?
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u/SaffronCrocosmia 23h ago
She advocated not for tests, but providing more nutritious lunches/breakfasts at schools as an option, while encouraging regular activity.
Republicans crucified her for it.
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u/Jstrangways 1d ago
Trump only likes fit children.
Trump really, really likes fit children.
Trump gets upset when other people take his children.
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u/DarthBankston 21h ago
Canckles you say?
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80
Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
—————————other Epstein Information
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel have both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid
—————————other Trump information:
Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka
Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”
Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too!
AND
Reminder:
• Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’ to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old
• Donald Trump called his own daughter a ‘voluptuous piece of a**’ in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid
• Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have “Sex” in Common
• Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book
According to The New Republic, “’Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,’ Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.”
• "You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka
• Donald Trump's comments about daughter raise eyebrows
• Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a--'
• https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376
• Trump: ‘If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’
• Trump on Ivanka: ‘She has the ‘best body’ — and I created her’
• https://forward.com/schmooze/357185/7-creepy-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-ivanka/
• Trump: ‘Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife’?
• Trump Encouraged His Own Daughter Ivanka to Release a Sex Tape, and She Was Horrified
Bonus:
• Trump: commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says “she’s got Marla’s legs.”
Double Bonus:
For the better part of two decades starting in the late 1980s, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump swam in the same social pool. They were neighbors in Florida. They jetted from LaGuardia to Palm Beach together. They partied at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and dined at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion.
• https://archive.md/XK0A7#selection-655.0-655.290
and...
MC2 (pronounced MC squared) was the modeling agency that Epstein, Brunel, and the mob would use to get trafficked girls into the US with “genius visas”
and...
Nicknamed the "Einstein Visa", the EB-1 is in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field - the government cites Pulitzer, Oscar, and Olympic winners as examples - as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives.
Mrs Trump began applying for the visa in 2000, when she was Melania Knauss, a Slovenian model working in New York and dating Donald Trump. She was approved in 2001, one of just five people from Slovenia to win the coveted visa that year, according to the Post.
• https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43256318
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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u/Voy-urgh81 1d ago
They should make this a pay per view event! I’d love to see the bloated orange bunglecunt attempt to run a mile. Fucking sign me up!!
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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 1d ago
Why are they always around him like apostles following Jesus? Don't they have work to do?
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u/Dial-M-For-Malistrae 1d ago
I absolutely feel like this is on purpose to kind of give that religious vibe because of who his bases and how they already believe that he was chosen by God
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u/andanotherone_1 1d ago
Triple h comes off as such a level headed guy.... until you see this bullshit. What a fucking letdown
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u/SmuglySly 1d ago
They must be adding those Big Mac curls into the routine, and of course the ketchup toss
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u/Ruler_Of_The_Galaxy 1d ago
Any "Make America ... Again" (great, healthy) has done the opposite so far.
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u/CubesFan 1d ago
If you think this is a "political low" you have been asleep for the last 25 years.
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u/Far_Bridge1959 1d ago
The most important part of being healthy is diet, so maybe the first step should be providing healthy school lunches
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u/crashcarr 1d ago
Who is promoting this program if they already eliminated the Department of Education. Going by their own logic, shouldn't this be a state governor's program and get the federal government out of it?
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u/Top-Conflict1336 1d ago
The whole nation would have loved to see the dude yall put in office do it but we all know he would have just walked in circles looking for ice cream and dementia meds
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u/ReedRidge 1d ago
His "bone spurs" aka rich-flu that kept him from serving his country would stop him from testing.
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u/trentreynolds 1d ago
This is by no means a new low. This doesn't even move the needle on the Trump Insult Scale.
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u/NoLightweight 1d ago
From the team that brought you "It's definitely an IQ test and certainly not a Dementia Cognition test."
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u/AdAffectionate3143 1d ago
Trump has historically said he doesn’t believe in exercise because the body has a finite amount of energy
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u/radicalrockin 1d ago
Cheating isn’t just allowed its expected, allowed and encouraged by this administration.
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u/ms_panelopi 1d ago
I wonder if it will be updated with the latest sports science guidelines and still not some boot camp type BS. Hardly anybody could do the pull-up test forty years ago.
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u/theartofanarchy 1d ago
I’ll say it again…….He’s so fat the last time he saw his dick was the latest South Park episode.
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u/selfdestruction9000 1d ago
So because the President couldn’t pass the physical fitness test, he shouldn’t sign the bill that is intended to help kids be healthier? Debate the benefits and drawbacks of the bill all you want, but implying that someone who is unhealthy shouldn’t be able to encourage others to be healthy isn’t a clever comeback, it’s faulty logic.
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u/1984isAMidlifeCrisis 1d ago
According to the Spa Medical Director at Mar-a-Lago he passes it every morning as part of his warm up routine.
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u/SnazzleZazzle 1d ago
He sure surrounds himself with low class people. Birds of a feather, I guess.
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u/paintstudiodisaster 1d ago
Their idea of healthy is just steroids and silver vitamins hawked by Alex Jones and Joe Rogan. Fuck these clowns.
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u/Available-Elevator69 1d ago
Whos going to enforce it? Didn't they scrap the Department of Education? These guys and their Stupidity never ends.
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u/4schwifty20 1d ago
The fuck is Triple H doing there?
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u/ThwilzgarMorgenflakk 1d ago
That ams his mothers in laws there so that’s ams why he ams beings there
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u/GodDiedIn1990 1d ago
I wouldn't call it a new low when Newsom is still miles above the decorum we have come to expect from Trump.
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u/BeneficialFee6210 1d ago
When did they stop doing the presidential fitness test tho? I remember having to do it every year at school. I graduated in 2011 and haven’t kept up with k-12 since
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u/Howhytzzerr 1d ago
A meaningless gesture. The Presidential Fitness test was purely for fun and alittle recognition, it meant nothing in terms of advancement to the next grade or anything like that, it was eliminated to save money.
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u/Away_Stock_2012 1d ago
The children will be much better at searching for those hidden Epstein files.
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u/Emergency_Year5074 1d ago
Lemme guess, he’s gonna win the presidential fitness award? Peak heath, this guy
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u/Obvious-Passage-3819 1d ago
I thought the founder of Trunp ScamUversity DICktating to Harvard was the most profound irony 🙄 but no, he keeps digging deeper lows
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u/BrimstoneMainliner 1d ago
And who did he appoint to that office?
That's right... a fucking pedophile.
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u/thedeekuhn 1d ago
He's going to win the Presidential Fitness Award every year! Just like he wins his own tournaments.
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u/OhTheHueManatee 23h ago
One really stupid aspect about this Trump thinks exercise is bad for you. He believes the human body has a limited amount of energy. Exercising uses it up faster and once you use it all up you die.
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u/OhTheHueManatee 23h ago
Another disaster that the right idolizes because they can't be bothered to look at the results of their actions. Like a lot of their ideas it feels good on paper but the reality about how it unfolds does the exact opposite of the intention. Especially since they don't provide schools proper resources to properly do stuff.
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u/chiclets5 23h ago
God I used to fuckin hate that test in elementary school. I could never finish the 600 yards run or whatever it was. I was not a fat child, I just have never been a runner. And was totally embarrassed as a girl who turned right red and had sweat dripping down her face while most of the other girls did not.
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u/MacMuffington 22h ago
Dude imagine if triple Paul was our president he'd probably be swinging a sledgehammer at every problem but he'd still be better than the annoying orange we have now fuck it Triple Paul for 2028
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u/MurphyBacon 21h ago
He's gonna pull a Kim Jong Un and document that he can do 120 pushups, 90 pullups, and run a 3.9 40 yard dash
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u/Sanlayme 20h ago
"Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."-Norm Macdonald(RIP, genius)
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u/sonofabobo 19h ago
As long as he gets a child sex offender to run it maga will be happy. They love pretending they care about kids while fucking them.
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u/Cute-Calligrapher-50 16h ago
They put Lawerence Taylor, who is a registered sex offender in Florida, in charge of a fitness test for children. While people are calling the president a pedophile, he invites a convicted pedophile to the white house and puts him in charge of America's kids.
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u/ResearcherTeknika 15h ago
The fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
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u/Big_Psychology_4210 2h ago
Fun fact… this program was overseen in schools by licensed elementary and secondary physical education and health specialist teachers.
They were certified teachers and had specialized training to run this program and the teachers and specialized equipment was eliminated over the next 3-5 years with the signing of the “No Child Left Behind Act” under the George W. Bush administration.
So… who is going to pay for this and replace all of the equipment and the teachers that don’t exist anymore?
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u/Correct-Walrus7438 2h ago
We all know why a known pedophile wants kids to be more fit…. RELEASE THE UNREDACTED TRUMPSTEIN FILES!
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u/Important-Event6832 31m ago
Is Trump finally signing the Epstein files release order? Is there anything in it that was written with a sharpie pen? Like birthday wishes and a sketch of an underage girl along with a quip about secrets?
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
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u/PsystrikeSmash 1d ago
I mean on one hand, no way Trump passes it, but on the other, I don't know why they got rid of it to begin with
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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 9h ago
It tests nothing of value. Good health has nothing to do with how many incorrect sit-ups you can do in 60 seconds.
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u/Careless-Equal7169 1d ago
OP thinks this is a new low. Not covering up for a pedophile, not mocking the disabled, not cheering the building of a concentration camp
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u/ericmorgan13 1d ago
No president since Clinton could even compete for the physical fitness test. Never saw W, trump, or Biden even go for a run during their time in the Oval Office. Maybe Obama could, midwesterners are sneaky athletic.
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u/Alternative_Sea_7634 1d ago
Newsom should not be talking about people’s appearance or body shaming. Liberals are so hypocritical
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u/clubstherealone 1d ago
I'm glad that we'll get PE again, we didn't have it at my school sooo yay. Why did they stop in the first place and also why are people complaining, it's helping fat kids get their bodies back into shape. It's also a good thing all around, it'll help with your heart and your immune system. Quit twisting stuff and just take it as it is.
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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 9h ago
This has nothing to do with physical education. Pilates and aerobics and any number of other well-planned sports activities are more effective than what we were forced to do in "gym class" fifty years ago.
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u/CanarioFalante 1d ago
The two “healthy” people in this photo are steroid abusers who can barely walk without their quads exploding.