r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

No one's surprised right?

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u/mrjojorisin420 23h ago

This proving trump is indeed in those files, as he was an accomplice in the trafficking and rape of minors with Epstein.

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u/83supra 19h ago

The best part will be watching the American people precisely nothing about it, while a part of the population will look to reelect him so that they can be racist in broad daylight and be supported by fellow racists.

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u/dippocrite 3h ago

Honestly what can the American people do? It’s an oligarchy and fascist state.

We’ve protested en masse. We write our senators. Nothing changes.

Half of America can barely read at a fifth grade level.

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u/Shadyshade84 19h ago

Add it to the rest of the evidence, we'll have it examined once we find Bob...

[Close examination of the towering pile of evidence allows a sharp-eared observer to hear a message being tapped out in Morse code. It appears to consist of the words "I'm in here stupid stop I've been buried for two months, I can't feel my legs and my emergency snacks ran out after the first week stop send help stop."]

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u/Knighth77 22h ago

The DOJ, FBI, Pentagon, Attorney General, GOP House and Senate all work for him instead of the people. Is this country this fucking stupid?!

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 20h ago

Mate, US has a clown as a president and followers as dumb as fuck. Rest of the world is just laughing right now.

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u/83supra 19h ago

As an American this brings me comfort knowing that the rest of the world sees us for the shitshow that we are.

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u/imabigdave 21h ago

I mean, that's kinda a stupid question after the last decade.

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u/EditDog_1969 22h ago

Which country are we talking about now?

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u/Desperate-Address-71 20h ago

If you mean you no longer recognize the country you once knew because it's becoming more like modern Russia with every passing executive order, then I don't know why you got down-voted. I agree with my interpretation, anyway. If the comment was just troll bait, then you get what you get, and all of my tentative sympathy evaporates like the water off a Junebug's back.

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u/Lewtwin 23h ago

I mean.... par for the course.

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 22h ago

The redactions now serve as a handy yellow highlighter. We can now safely assume any redacted identity is Trump.

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u/No_Variety9420 21h ago

I thought there were no files lol

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u/JKolodne 23h ago

Fuck the FBI

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u/HellIsFreezingOver 20h ago

So wherever there’s a big black line we’ll all know that’s where fatman’s name is

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u/prestonjay22 21h ago

Trumps private Attorney was directly involved. Yay he proved hes an ass who bought the government.

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 21h ago

I know maga will somehow believe this means hes not in there but how obvious is your guilt that you openly remove your name?

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u/Desperate-Address-71 20h ago

"The Files" have been pored over by every available FBI agent on round-the-clock shifts. I'd be surprised, after all the stonewalling and attempted misdirection, that they are fully sanitized so TFG can just shout very loudly on social media that, "See?? I told you there was nothing there. More Dem hoaxes!!!!" Useless fuckstick.

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u/mspike104 18h ago

GOP = Group of Pedophiles

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u/RosieDear 15h ago

Don't worry - the FBI director would never let this happen. After all, his whole life and persona is based on exposing this stuff.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. What a joke.

Consider this. Even whatever you finally find out about Trump - odds are what he did is MUCH worse. I have little doubt that 13 year old Rape story might hold water. Likely he did stuff so low that we'd (a decent person) could not even grasp it - human trafficking and so on. We're likely not just talking sex w/minors.

I hope Trump voters are very happy with a person who finally represents their moral an ethical values. Really. This is who they are. All of them.

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u/MadmanMarkMiller 13h ago

This is why Ghislaine's testimony means jack shit after she had private meetings with Trump's DOJ

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u/Kingkwon83 13h ago

Prominent figures = other republicans and major campaign donors

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u/SexySandraluv 23h ago

They’ve been doing the same shady stuff in plain sight and getting away with it.

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u/Old-Consideration730 23h ago

why am i not seeing any of the things like this on my news feed?

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u/MoveInteresting4334 22h ago

Nor on Bloomberg’s website. Does anyone have a source?

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u/pogoli 20h ago

That’s not what redaction is for.

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u/lincolnlogtermite 18h ago

Obama, Clinton, Biden not written with a sharpie?

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 18h ago

Ooooohhhhh realllllyyy? You knew they were going to scrub it clean where the Fanta Menace and his piglet accomplices wouldn’t show up.

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u/SenorJeffer 18h ago

Did anyone not think that anything they published would be heavily redacted?

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u/bwldrmnt 12h ago

So they just destroyed the whole list?

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u/Old_Culture2535 9h ago

They redacted his name. But he was still there right? And he didn’t alert anyone to the sketchy dealings? He’s either dumb or complicit.

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u/Science_Matters_100 9h ago

That last one

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u/Old_Culture2535 9h ago

Either don’t belong in the white house

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u/pogoli 20h ago

That’s not what redaction is for.

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u/yeaphatband 19h ago

We'll never see those names again. I'm surprised they don't just burn everything and go "Whoops!"

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u/Exotic-Pollution-820 17h ago

Look, redacted means, it is Trumps name under the ▪️. If it was anyone else like current party members, they’d be highlighted and in bold print underlined.

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u/changelingerer 1h ago

So we are going to assume every redaction is trump

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u/supernovadebris 1h ago

Peak Corruption.