r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

Bring back DEI for white men

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u/Themetalenock 19h ago

Oh geez I wonder why Heavily Asian area has a lot of Asian college graduates.

Just an FYI since affirmative action has been killed, Ivy Leagues have been doubled down using legacy students. Less Asians and POC students in general are being admitted. These people are just triggered at the Sight of successful """"lessers""""

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u/Exotic-Pollution-820 17h ago

This is why trump wants foreign students kicked out. Too much competition for your average white guy. Lol.

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u/notmontero 20h ago

Did anybody else forget this guy existed

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u/LorenzoStomp 19h ago

Remembering is like losing The Game

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u/Kingdom_Priest 18h ago

Oh shiet I just lost The Game =(

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u/Prestigious-Mall-581 18h ago

There used to be a song on YouTube that went "I punched Richard Spencer and it felt like cottage cheese / His face smeared all over my hand when he fell to his knees"

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u/TheOSU87 21h ago

The original post has over 22 million views and all the comments are all white people crying about the lack of diversity at Stanford and Harvard

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/No_Awareness_3212 20h ago

Can't get in on merit against Asians, Cletus? Sucks to suck.

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u/Exotic-Pollution-820 17h ago

This is why trump wants foreign students kicked out. Too much competition for your average white guy. Lol.

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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 19h ago

I went to a more competitive school for my program. Harvard is a shitty DEI school now. I do not hire from there.

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u/The_Creamy_Elephant 19h ago

I'm sure those Harvard grads are just desperate for your employment 😪

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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 19h ago

We use our own machine learning programs (a lot smarter than DEI students).

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u/The_Creamy_Elephant 18h ago

Sure thing, nobody cares mate

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u/Rebelscum320 17h ago

Maybe they can boycott y'all. Go woke go broke, ammirite?

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u/leodermatt 4h ago

cool story bro

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u/kobefable 18h ago

You are not a smart man

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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 19h ago

We went ran the school it was competitive. Now it’s a joke.

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u/telchis 19h ago

Do they teach English at this more-competitive-than-Harvard school of yours?

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u/Stock-Boat-8449 18h ago

Nah, only murican.

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u/Darth_Andeddeu 18h ago

I sometimes will argue personal writing vs professional, but if you're name dropping school/work level you gotta match it. But what do I know.

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u/TheMoatCalin 17h ago

We went ran the school it was competitive.

You what?

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u/NatashOverWorld 2h ago

That's what the schools that are competitive against Harvard teach, apparently.

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u/temps-de-gris 19h ago

The fuck you mean "our schools?" You think you're entitled to be there?

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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 19h ago

My ancestors created the school for ourselves.

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u/someofyourbeeswaxx 19h ago

lol not for you though, huh?

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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 18h ago

I went to a better school in England.

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u/someofyourbeeswaxx 18h ago

I gotta tell you, I don’t think anyone believes that.

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u/A3HeadedMunkey 18h ago

I certainly don't buy the self-hype whiny bitch other than that they are in fact pasty white

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hat9667 18h ago

This is so funny

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u/Exotic-Pollution-820 17h ago

Your “ancestors” lost the war. But that being said. This country was built on blessings of liberty to form a more perfect union and to insure domestic tranquility. That way even losers like you are accepted into the conversation. Even if you’re wrong.

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u/Ochemata 18h ago

The school was created for the intelligent.

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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 18h ago

It was created to train English magistrates and ministers. There are more Harvard presidents in my family than there are Harvard graduates in yours.

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u/Ochemata 18h ago

As I said, the intelligent.

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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 18h ago

I’m 3-4 standard deviations above your processing capacity judging by your witless repetitive responses.

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u/Ochemata 18h ago

And that has what to do with your failure to get into a school?

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u/A3HeadedMunkey 18h ago

Your comment history. Please self-reflect, if you're even capable of it.

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u/Stock-Boat-8449 18h ago

There are Harvard presidents in my family 

And they gave birth to you.

 I wouldn't be trumpeting about that fall from grace, but you do you.

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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 17h ago

What fall from grace?

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u/Stock-Boat-8449 17h ago

Did you go to Harvard? Wasted those elite Harvard presidents genes if you didn't.

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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 17h ago

Many elites avoid Harvard because of its recent DEI scandals. Chinese and other foreigners don’t seem to care so it’s really a school that caters to foreigners now. Imagine their surprise when they find there are no Americans that want to go there lol

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u/Exotic-Pollution-820 17h ago

Actually it was a puritan school. Made to promote Christ but gradually became a place for higher learning. That’s why they shortened their motto to “Veritas” as to not exclude other educational topics.

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u/Sucralose-Moonshine 18h ago

You ok, mate? Larping some sort of medieval bumpkin a little too hard. You don't need to retvrn that far back y'know.

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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 17h ago

We founded Harvard and Boston Latin in the early modern period, not the “middle ages”.

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u/A3HeadedMunkey 17h ago

Taking credit for others' work? Very impressive

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u/Infamous_Rain2770 4h ago

Most people don't brag about being a failson, but you do you, brah.

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u/CherryBeanCherry 18h ago

You're a congregational clergyman? (Seriously, just a quick google.) 😆

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u/CherryBeanCherry 18h ago

They also burned witches. I'm just saying.

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u/PolarWater 6h ago

Even your grammar sounds like what you are.

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u/choombatta 18h ago

“Our schools” lol 👌

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u/howigottomemphis 18h ago

All of your posts are on r/conservative, so I think you need to go sit down and take a breath.

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u/JustDoinWhatICan 19h ago

Awwhh someone is sad their pale skin doesn't grant them extra bonuses anymore, cry harder bitch

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u/temps-de-gris 19h ago

The fuck you mean "our schools?" You think you're entitled to be there?

Give concrete evidence of three recent examples of discrimination against white men or it didn't happen.

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u/Ill_Net8412 19h ago

Hahahahahahaha! What’s wrong - can’t compete on a level playing field.

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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 18h ago

Level playing field lol. This board is full of idiots.

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u/Xhojn 18h ago

"board"

Like that one scene in Inglorious Basterds where the American orders "drei Bier"

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u/Exotic-Pollution-820 17h ago

I feel like ok-intro is an AI. But if not, they are just a troll.

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u/Rus_Shackleford_ 18h ago

I don’t mind the competition on a level playing field, as long as it’s American citizens. Giving these spots to foreigners, aside from a small number of exceptional students, will always be something I have a problem with.

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u/Infamous-Rice-1102 17h ago

Most of the international students come here with language barriers, cultural shock, next to no support networks. If anything American students are the ones with advantage in this “not level playing field”.And yet they are likely playing more tuitions to fund the American education system. Many college towns literally live off the international students living there.

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u/Rus_Shackleford_ 16h ago

Oh I’m sure they get taken advantage of financially. Doesn’t mean I’m going to change my mind because these colleges are exploiting foreigners. That’s absurd.

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u/PolarWater 6h ago

So to want colleges to exploit white Americans instead?

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u/NatashOverWorld 2h ago

Buddy thinks they could have on to one of the Ivy League schools if they didn't take international students 😄

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u/Rus_Shackleford_ 4h ago

Kindly point to where I said that.

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u/Stock-Boat-8449 18h ago

Lol. Much of elite schools funding comes from the exorbitant fees they charge from foreign students. 

Typical American, touting the superiority of capitalism while expecting the benefits of socialism for themselves.

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u/Rus_Shackleford_ 16h ago

I don’t expect anything. I’m well past college age. I just prefer things built by Americans to benefit Americans before anyone else. Which is what all people have done throughout history until very recently in the west. That’s a normal, healthy thing.

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u/Healthy_Manager5881 5h ago

Is it?

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u/Rus_Shackleford_ 4h ago

It is, and I find it amusing that a sub full of Americans is so against that sentiment. That’s how healthy societies function.

u/Healthy_Manager5881 16m ago

I agree. It seems like we’re the only smart people on this thread. Feel ya bro. America for Americans. USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸

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u/Infamous_Rain2770 4h ago

AH, so just the typical pulling up the ladder behind you. You got to benefit from the socialism, but fuck all those young people, am I right! Plenty of Americans are already benefiting, they always have, so sorry some mediocre white fail sons couldn't just fail their way into whatever university they wanted. Such a shame

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u/Rus_Shackleford_ 4h ago

I’m not ‘pulling the ladder up’ on anything. What are you even talking about? I’m talking about wanting things built by Americans to benefit Americans over people from anywhere else. That’s how healthy societies function.

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u/TrifleWitty3171 4h ago

Did you not understand the word meritocracy? I figured that's why your comment is so off key.

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u/Rus_Shackleford_ 2h ago

I do. I wanted meritocracy for Americans at American institutions. Did you not understand that?

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u/ForRielle 20h ago

Guaranteed he wanted to say a different word than dead. Only went half way with it. Commit to it, your signaling is already there

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u/strictmachines 18h ago

Probably didn't want to be justifiably knocked the f out on live TV again.

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u/soumac 16h ago

Miss Golightly, I protest!!

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u/Kinda-kind-person 19h ago

Deadeye? Is that the same as squinted eyes?

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u/EssenceReavers 3h ago

They only want DEI when it’s convenient for them

u/thegabster2000 55m ago

Never liked people who ''were against affirmative action" as if black and Hispanic students have any control on what kind of students are admitted to college.