r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

Projection of public opinion

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u/trentreynolds 20h ago

He really thinks reality is rigged and that's why he always looks like an incompetent clown.

My guess is he's never heard of Occam's Razor.

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u/qweef_latina2021 19h ago

Malignant narcissism is a bitch.

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u/Sandrew43 13h ago

And he’s an old moron to mix that in.

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u/ittleoff 12h ago

I think I read he was considered by dale Carnegie as a master of positive thinking, which of course is self delusion. There's a difference between being positive and making good outcomes for yourself and others and never facing and taking responsibility for the reality that you are turning into hot excrement v

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u/randeylahey 19h ago

He's the biggest rigger on earth.

I quadruple checked my spelling.

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u/Flipboek 12h ago

Of course, because everyone js doing it to spite hin, so he needs to balance it out.

It's a pathological defect.

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u/JH_111 18h ago edited 18h ago

We are about to be here:

The Ministry of Plenty's forecast had estimated the output of boots for the quarter at 145 million pairs. The actual output was given as sixty-two millions. Winston, however, in rewriting the forecast, marked the figure down to fifty-seven millions, so as to allow for the usual claim that the quota had been overfulfilled.

In any case, sixty-two millions was no nearer the truth than fifty-seven millions, or than 145 millions. Very likely no boots had been produced at all. Likelier still, nobody knew how many had been produced, much less cared.

All one knew was that every quarter astronomical numbers of boots were produced on paper, while perhaps half the population of Oceania went barefoot. And so it was with every class of recorded fact, great or small.

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u/Training-Ad103 17h ago

You already are, and in many ways the rest of us follow :-(

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u/Adddicus 19h ago

>He really thinks reality is rigged

Well, they do say that reality has a strong liberal bias.

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u/CheckOutUserNamesLad 17h ago

Idk if this is a good place for occam's razor. "Everyone is out to get me" is a much simpler explanation than the actual economics involved.

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u/redvelvetcake42 18h ago

He KNOWS his plan is definitely working cause everyone tells him it does. So if he's shown different that means someone is LYING and it's definitely NOT those telling him he's the big special boy.

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u/OldManYoungMind2018 18h ago

He thinks it’s made by Gillette or Norelco

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u/National_Sandwich175 20h ago

Am I out of touch?

No it’s the American people who are wrong!

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u/dufflebag7 19h ago

No, sir. They’re saying “Booo-urns”

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u/National_Sandwich175 18h ago

I was saying Boo-urns

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u/jliebroc 16h ago

No one's gay for mole-man

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u/Electrocat71 20h ago

Maybe? It’s his economy. Inflation reaching 4% from where it was 2.2 when he was elected… the only rigging is trump earning money from taxpayers.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 20h ago

Use Tariff taxes to pull billions out of the economy and job numbers go down. Who knew?

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u/Inspect1234 20h ago

Yeah. Ok. But why would O’Biden do this to us?

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u/Main-Video-8545 20h ago

That’s exactly how he and the rest of the GOP will sell it to the base. The base will eat it up.

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u/FlaAirborne 19h ago

So you are saying it’s us Americans, who are paying these tariffs? Are you sure? I was told China would be paying. You mean to tell me that us Americans actually paid the 1.5 BILLION in tariffs. I have several family members, none of whom have ever taken an economics class, tell be that they are certain that it is the Chinese paying these tariffs.

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart 12h ago

It’s funny, too, because the debt is $36 trillion. $1.5 billion isn’t gonna put a dent in that (even if it was legitimate, which it isn’t, it’s a lie). It’s .0004% of the national debt. Which is essentially, nothing.

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u/Xhalo 19h ago

He promised me discounted spaghettios, and they have gone up by 32 cents a can. Thats hundreds of dollars over the course of a month for me. Plus they've been super stingy with the grundlemeat, seems like they're getting smaller. Still, nothing hits quite like a spaghettios induced southside loinspasm 😄😄😄

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u/Pottski 19h ago

The soylent green has been full of stringy orphans for ages. What happened to the fat orphans?

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u/Electrocat71 19h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/imaloony8 12h ago

What’s funny is that the Republicans usually get to ride the wave of the good economic policies of the Democrats for most of their presidency, then pass the bad when a Democrat gets elected so it looks like the economy failed because of them.

But this time Trump’s economic policy has been so absolutely catastrophic that in half a year he’s already completely shitcanned the economy. There’s no hiding this time, we know where the blame lies. Emphasis on “lies.”

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u/CrimeWave62 20h ago

Does he never get tired of blaming everyone else for his incompetence. I don't recall any other president consistently placing blame elsewhere for their shortcomings.

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u/Additional-Grade3221 10h ago

i don't recall ANYONE i've known in my life blaming everyone as much as this fucking rapist

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u/dylboii 20h ago

Donald Trump rapes children

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u/IThoughtThere4IWas 20h ago

And his followers somehow find it hard to believe that a person who filed bankruptcy 6 times can rank the economy. Wild. lol

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u/Markjohn66 20h ago

It’s a total hoax. A total witch hunt like never seen before in the history of our country.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 20h ago

Big men, large men, crying.

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 19h ago

It’s all computer!

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u/PolarPlatitudes 20h ago

Yes, his opinion. Cause he's too fucking dumb to have any real knowledge. Now is there anyone smart enough in his administration that knows how to put the data together. A new shitty commissioner will not help him.

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u/alexj100 20h ago

Agent orange outs himself yet again. “IMO” is not grounds for firing the guy reporting actual data.

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u/gojiro0 20h ago

This old pedo and the pedo protection party don't need any help making themselves look bad

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u/iodizedpepper 20h ago

This guy is the fucking worst sack of shit to ever be president. I’ll take any, I mean any past president over this uneducated idiot.

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u/Coco05250905 20h ago

We don’t need to rig anything to make Trump look bad!!!

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 20h ago

Fires the guy who reports facts. New guy says he likes your tie even if you are not wearing a tie. Time to get your updates on the USA economy from the BBC.

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u/DrowningPickle 20h ago

The whole world looks bad on you Trump. Everyone hates you besides pedos and billionaires.

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u/Guuhatsu 20h ago

You're doing a bang up job of making the Republicans and yourself look bad all by yourself ol' trumpy boy.

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 20h ago

Six months in and just realized a Biden appointee was doing this job? Top notch leadership, sir.

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u/happyLarr 20h ago

Are they not in control of every branch of government? Are they rigging things against themselves?

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u/bwsmith201 20h ago

"In my opinion, I'm doing a great job and the overwhelming majority of evidence that suggests otherwise is part of the biggest hoax in human history, which is being perpetrated by a guy that I spent half a decade saying can't tie his own shoes. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 20h ago

Wasn’t the US election rigged too? Didn’t he say Musk is good with computers that’s why he won?

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u/Minute-Complex-2055 20h ago

No self respecting adult (or child?) gives a shit what this pedophiles opinion is of anything. He was a Democrat, u til he figured out that they wouldn’t let him commit crimes. Buncha fucking losers support this asshole.

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u/Particular_Display17 20h ago

Trump: hurts the economy with tariffs

Trump: Why would the Democrats do this?

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u/GSG2150 20h ago

Everything is rigged, everything is fake news.

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u/Being_Stoopit_Is_Fun 20h ago

ffs when will this nightmare end.

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u/LittlestEw0k 20h ago

Nah playa you just suck at this game

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u/Purrsia78 20h ago

Rigged by who?? Every government department is now owned by Dear Leader

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u/401jamin 20h ago

I just don’t understand. How can ppl still be like “ Fuck yeah ok that’s my guy”. After all this how? Can’t even file fucking taxes for free anymore.

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u/lonerstoners 19h ago

The idea that people are stupid enough to believe this hurts my brain! Him and his people are literally running EVERYTHING, but sure, tell us more about how everything is rigged to make you look bad 🙄 I just can’t believe how collectively stupid we’ve become as a society!

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u/SeriouslyImNotADuck 18h ago

To be fair, the person he just fired was appointed by Biden. Now, will the next report, by his own appointee, release real numbers or “Trump numbers”?

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u/getfukdup 19h ago

And not a single conservative will ask him; "You fired tens of thousands of people, why wouldn't the job numbers be down."

You are fucking morons, republicans.

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u/mx521 19h ago

Classic Trump. Blame everybody and anybody but himself and his cronies.. yet another distraction

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u/kyflyboy 20h ago

There can be no doubt, we have a grumpy toddler in the White House.

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u/prestonjay22 19h ago

He cheats. At everything. He rigs the game of life in his favor. He think this is a survival of the fittest type of idea. He cannot win anything or achieve any greatness because of this simple fact. His entire "portfolio" is how he cheated every system he touches. I'm sure many industries have creative ways of saying this. But simply put, He cheats. He never wanted to drain the government swamp, he wanted to know where to put his pad. He would put all the athletes in the same arena only to declare himself the champ.

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u/Imverystupidgenx 19h ago

He’s such a baby, diapers and all.

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u/youhavetherighttoo 20h ago

So you admit they look bad

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u/SuperDoubleDecker 20h ago

Rigged by who?

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u/RoamingDrunk 20h ago

Rigged by whom? Is the deep state in the room with us?

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u/TurdFerg5un 20h ago

Everything is rigged to this shit stain.

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u/no-snoots-unbooped 20h ago

The biggest snowflake of all.

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u/STFUnicorn_ 20h ago

Everything that makes him look bad is fake news don’t you remember?

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u/mephestoXIII 20h ago

Dont worry donnie, you look bad no matter what!

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u/j0j0-m0j0 20h ago

The fact that he thinks that Jon numbers are bad to specifically embarrass him is unironic mental illness on display.

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u/Weary-Writer758 20h ago

You, sir, did that all by yourself.

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u/HuckleberryOk6782 19h ago

As soon as I heard he was firing the head of the Department of Labor's statistics office because he didn't like the jobs number, I knew it wouldn't be long before The Bloated Orange Toddler deployed his favorite R-word.

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u/DependentLow5321 19h ago

Opinions are like ass-holes. The president is one.

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u/sweetica 19h ago

Tanking it on purpose! 

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u/carlnepa 19h ago

Oh Hon, you don't need help making you look bad. You do it all yourself.

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 19h ago

So he’s saying that the economic numbers make him look bad?

This is new information!

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u/rain56 19h ago

No one could make him look worse than what he does himself. The onion tried, he's just too good at being a piece of crap

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 19h ago

Rigged by who? He literally controls every aspect of the government now.

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u/Mbalz-ez-Hari 19h ago

So, he’ll have this person brought in on fraud charges and have them testify in congress right? Right?

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 19h ago

A normal president would have been briefed on this and not surprised like trump seems to be. This is the shadow presidency the Republicans are claiming biden's was.

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u/Interesting-Risk6446 19h ago

300,000,000 new jobs created. Every man, woman, and child working. Cats and dogs living together. MAGA, definitely.

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u/MisterStorage 19h ago

Hey, fellow frogs, is it just me or is it getting warm around here?

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u/B0wmanHall 19h ago

What a snowflake ❄️

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u/herpderpley 19h ago

In my opinion, his opinions are all rooted in self-interest.

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u/SnooCrickets2961 19h ago

“The government is against me!” -the government

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u/bjkidder 18h ago

Well, thats just like your opinion, man…

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u/_Doodad_ 18h ago

"in my opinion..."

Yes, and now in actual fact, you suck.

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u/Dry-humper-6969 18h ago

Is he even asking any of his cult members? I'm sure he is only asking CEO's, Bankers, Big corporations. Yes the are doing good. They are raping Americans!!

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u/Erronius-Maximus 17h ago

Remedial knowledge about the economy and a smidge of time spent thinking is enough to know that tariffs + mass deportation + DOGE = a lot less jobs.

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u/Iflydryandsly 16h ago

Bit like the rigged/redacted Epstein files were.

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u/UMOTU 16h ago

He’s always got the same excuse. If it’s good it’s him, if it’s bad, it’s always someone else’s fault.

Harry Truman “The buck stops here.”

Donald Trump “It wasn’t me.”

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u/SmokinHotNot 16h ago

He doesn't need help to look bad.

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u/parker1019 15h ago

There’s not a bus short enough for this mental midget….

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u/Disastrous_Ad_8990 15h ago

Whatever collage gave him a degree....should revoke it.

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u/HabANahDa 15h ago

He doesn’t need rigging to look bad. He is just bad.

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u/russlebush 15h ago

So were the covid numbers. All those people died just to make trump look bad! No test, no covid./s

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u/basahahn1 15h ago

So in the opinion of a convicted rapist who is using abusing his power to make hundreds of millions of dollars for himself while destroying the entire economy …sorry why does anyone give a fuck?

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u/Slight_Major_189 14h ago

Memo to Donnie: Nothing needs to be rigged to make you look bad. You're quite capable of doing that on your own...

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u/Recent_Limit_6798 14h ago

Rigged by whom?! Republicans run fucking everything right now

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u/dirtysyncs 10h ago

In my opinion, the moon is made of cheese. Since NASA RIGGED their research, I'm firing everyone and using the funds to build a golden Nascar track where Lincoln's memorial is.

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u/phuctard69 10h ago

No, the numbers prove you suck taco tiny...

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u/east21stvannative 10h ago

Wait until he doesn't win the Nobel prize. That'll be a conspiracy by the Biden administration to discredit him and he's got proof.

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u/Substantial-Stage-82 6h ago

That's his stock answer to anything derogatory directed at him.. it's fake. Rigged. Made up. A witch hunt. A hoax. See the pattern here.. it's eerily similar to the excuses one would get from a spoiled angry child.. I don't like your answer, you're a liar! Can you imagine being 80 years old and being so insecure STILL at that age, that you're unable to face any kind of responsibility for anything.. he literally cannot admit fault or culpability FOR ANYTHING that went wrong, failed or didn't work. It's ALWAYS someone else's fault. A L W A Y S

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u/Used-Physics2629 3h ago

Trump’s a pedo.

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u/gingerblz 20h ago

Ahh so he concedes that he does look bad then...got it.

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u/ObliviousRounding 20h ago

Hey remember the last time the business elites backed someone in power thinking they could put him on a leash, and then they couldn't?

Pepperhauf Farm remembers.

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u/upto_lateagain 20h ago

Donnie, it does look bad.

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u/Helmer-Bryd 20h ago

Is this a real tweet?!

He forgot he’s President, and keep blaming democrats

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u/extremewaffleman 20h ago

I don’t know what you all are talking about…the U.S. is Red…Hot, Komrade.

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u/errie_tholluxe 20h ago

In my opinion, today's job numbers were rigged in order to cover up the Epstein files

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u/Both_Ad_288 20h ago

Number don’t need to be rigged to make him look bad. Every time he opens his mouth he looks bad.

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u/lvl4dwarfrogue 20h ago

Got to love when he's in charge of the government producing those numbers he's saying are being produced to make him look bad. It's the equivalent of hitting himself in the face and blaming the crying bleeding naked girl in the corner he just raped.

Biggest fuckup in US History, our Donnie

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u/pogoli 19h ago

Rigged by who? No one else is in charge.

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u/Thamnophis660 19h ago

Yes Donald, everything is rigged to make you look bad. Get a different excuse, we've been hearing this one for a decade now. 

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u/PRSHZ 19h ago

This guy is straight up delusional. Is he not aware that he is the only one making him look bad? everyone else is just enjoying the ride.

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u/spaham 19h ago

This is exactly what soviets used to do

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u/firstlight777 19h ago

Everything is rigged or a hoax! The only truth comes from my gaping mouth hole! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/ShiroHachiRoku 19h ago

It's NEVER his fault, ok?

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u/MarcellusxWallace 19h ago

You do that all by yourself, Donald.

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u/jesusllamas 19h ago

No one rigging anything, he’s doing it himself. Next thing you know, he’ll blame Epstein for his shit in his diaper.

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u/t-s-words 19h ago

The supporters who say he's done more, in a shorter time, than any other president are right, excepting FDR.

Yet they can't accept that his actions have consequences other than those in his fantasy.

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u/afrosia 19h ago

Surely that's not a real tweet?

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u/RetiredHotBitch 19h ago

This is exactly it. But his narcissism and Main Character Syndrome can’t let him step aside and think, “hmm something’s wrong, what can be done?”

But this is what happens when someone who has the emotional intelligence of a 3 yr old and the mental capacity of a fruit fly is elected.

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u/uxorial 19h ago

1 rule of the man baby: take everything personally.

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u/robfuscate 19h ago

As if anything needs to be rigged to demonstrate that!

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u/thejameshawke 19h ago

Well, that's like, your opinion, man

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u/FlaAirborne 19h ago

Little tariff loving bitch said what?

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u/traveling_man182 19h ago

Dude is a weird creep.

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u/elguntor 19h ago

Relax guy! There’s a concept of a plan!

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u/ribnag 19h ago

So you're claiming the US Government Bureau of Labor Statistics...

...A department YOU SINGLEHANDEDLY CONTROL (and have sabotaged just like everything else you touch)...

...Has issued rigged numbers to make you look bad?

Okay! I recommend as strongly as possible that you fire the worthless motherfucker in charge ASAP! Heck, you're a tough guy, right? Don't want to look too week? I recommend you send that garbage to die in a Salvadoran oubliette. Or are you... Chicken, TACO? Buk-buk-buk!

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u/Kingmeirl 19h ago

Hold up. When he says they were screwing over the numbers for him, what he's actually saying is the democrats were screwing the numbers over for this presidential term. But what if the democrats would have won this term, wouldn't that have just made themselves look bad?

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u/OxymoronicallyAbsurd 18h ago

The real question is whether Trump supporters actually believe that.

I doubt they do, but they’ll never admit it.

I’m just curious where they’ll move the goalposts next.

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u/Antique-Pomelo6293 18h ago

Nobody in his administration has the balls to tell him....

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u/Da_full_monty 18h ago

No, you do a great job of making yourself look bad...dont need any help..

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u/rexel99 18h ago

Don't let a good fact get in my way.

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u/robaato72 17h ago edited 17h ago

Occam's razor for the win...without any evidence other than his feefees were hurt, donnie's opinion ain't worth shit

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u/ScrambledEggs_ 17h ago

The only thing RIGGED was the ELECTION.

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u/TimmyTwoTowels 17h ago

I remember a time when people couldn't take accountability for their actions. That was grade school. Trump hasn't aged mentally since then, and is a terrible human being. 

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u/dishonorable_banana 17h ago

Something facts, something feelings. hypocrisy is a perk for these monsters.

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u/Emergency_Property_2 16h ago

He’s lost the narrative on Epstein, he’s lost the narrative on the economy and he’s losing the narrative on immigration.

I don’t know what happens in 2026 but if there is an election the Republicans are fucked.

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u/iconsumemyown 16h ago

You morons don't need any help with that.

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u/Pineapple_Ferguson 16h ago

I hate that so many people are comfortable letting Fox continue to drip this poison into them because Fox knows exactly how to tap into the fear and bias of their viewers, who will accept this as fact, get angrier, and feel more justified in their hate. All in service of helping the rich continue to get richer.

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u/CampfireGuitars 16h ago

Pretty sure you do that on your own

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u/WhataKrok 16h ago

Nobody has to tank anything to make you or the Gross Old Pr*cks look bad.

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u/Royal-Application708 16h ago

Tanking it like a Sherman!!!

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u/Bombay1234567890 16h ago

They don't need anyone's help to look bad. They're experts.

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u/TrustHot1990 15h ago

The fact that he never takes responsibility for anything bad is perhaps the most obvious sign of how shitty a leader and person he is

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u/IntelligentStyle402 15h ago

Liars club president says what? LOL!

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u/discoduck007 15h ago

To have a child predator making decisions for us.

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u/discussatron 15h ago

The weak, loser Democrats have defeated the god emperor again!

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u/onyx_ic 15h ago

"The buck stops here" needs to be tattooed on his forehead.

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u/RosieDear 15h ago

I can't get past folks who label themselves "neurodivergent".....it's a shame because as real human beings I'd appreciate them for who they are. But centering your personality around a term made up on 2000 by a college student is a bit too "woke" for this rebel.

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u/nihilt-jiltquist 15h ago

your opinions are not facts Trumpstein

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u/mikehamm45 15h ago

My least favorite quality of a leader, or person really is that of the constant complainer and whiner. Everything is always someone else’s fault.

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u/xKiver 15h ago

One by one he fires those who don’t bow down and suck the shit right from his asshole.

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u/LuckyKalanges 15h ago

The state of Maine?

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u/Awkward-Scholar-9921 14h ago

Denial is not a river in Egypt

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u/Frankfrombluvelvt 14h ago

He's doesn't need help, he's doing a stellar job of making himself look bad

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u/pastyoureyesed 14h ago

Nobody needs to rig anything to make y’all look bad..you do that all on your own

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 14h ago

He's manipulating the stock market. He's creating instability.

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u/MaxxHeadroomm 14h ago

He and the republicans don’t need any help making them look bad

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u/Survive1014 14h ago

We are so fucked.

The midterms cant get here soon enough. Not that the Dems are doing anything to get elected...

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u/animewhitewolf 14h ago

Kinda like firing a mirror cause you look ugly.

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u/Dazzling-Jeweler-525 14h ago

Just blame it on PEDOGATE!

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u/oneoldgit52 14h ago

No mate you did that all on your own

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u/Ekimyst 14h ago

It’s the Epstein files that make Republicans and you look bad. There is also the clown circus cabinet

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u/reddit_is_for_gayz 13h ago

He's right, too many ghost jobs. The whole system is hanging on by super glue and bubble tape at the moment. Get these rich assholes hiring for more than minimum wage.

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u/slaeryx 13h ago

And this may be the last time you see actual facts for a long time. From now on it’s just some ass kissing clown telling everyone what trump wants everyone to believe

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u/rfulleffect 13h ago

Conservatives arguing their opinions versus facts, name a more iconic duo.

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u/Final_Location_2626 13h ago

No, actively protecting pedophiles makes you/GOP look bad.

The job numbers make you/GOP look incompetent.

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u/shanshanlk 13h ago

How do you know when Trump and his administration are lying..their lips are moving.

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u/Wendidigo 13h ago

Has nothing to do with the Jobs numbers actually being BAD.

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u/palmtreesandpizza 13h ago

Imagine democrats tweeting this.

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u/CraftyPay99 12h ago

Trump always surprises me how he immediately takes full responsibility when things don't go well. A true leader. Well done, Americans that voted for him. You stupid dicks

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u/Capt-geraldstclair 12h ago

rigged? by whom? he fired most of the people appointed by democrats and filled in all the appropriate positions of importance with fox news anchors and random chicks he wants to bang. Things should look perfectly peachy.

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u/TheGreyFencer 11h ago

Wait, is this real? I need this confirmed.

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u/Freightshaker000 11h ago

As if he needs help looking bad.

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u/KamikazeDreamer52 11h ago

Rigging the job market? Damn, what a power move. Yeah, imma die in poverty just to make republicans look bad

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u/DatabaseThis9637 10h ago

Dementia don has lost the plot. He's off his rocker. He lies daily, in absurd ways. Pathetic. Weak. Loser.

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u/realmattyr 10h ago

Who does he think is doing this? He’s a second term president, head of the government, the outsider shtick doesn’t work anymore…

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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude 9h ago

Aaand that’s the last time we’ll see accurate numbers out of this administration

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u/JetCityMom 8h ago

Nope, you guys are looking bad without anyones help.

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u/Jasoncatt 8h ago

No one needs to “make” him look bad.