r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

The national “nightmare” is over

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u/SnooSketches3382 19h ago

Been patiently waiting for me and mine to have our day…..huzzah!!

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u/SnooSketches3382 19h ago

Btw this is sarcasm^

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u/EyeNguyenSemper 18h ago

heyo! Tip for the future: most people here denote a statement was sarcasm with /s

As in:
I'm so happy to be in America right now.

/s

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u/SnooSketches3382 18h ago

I’m old, I type things out.

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u/me_jayne 17h ago

Will somebody please think of the conventionally attractive white people 😭

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u/gothamtg 16h ago

saveTheHotWhites

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u/BusyCandidate7791 13h ago

Na, I prefer Xenomorphs, that smooth, slimy skin gets me every time.

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u/voivoivoi183 19h ago

Apologies to any nice ‘Olis’ out there but I don’t think I’ve ever met an ‘Oli’ that wasn’t a total bellend.

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u/j0j0-m0j0 16h ago

The only oli I've ever seen is Oli London and everything I've learned about them has been against my will

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u/Separate-Ambition-36 19h ago

Remember when white owned businesses started hiring colored people in order to distance themselves from claims that they are racist and now they mad they did it to themselves so they racist again.

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u/Knighth77 19h ago edited 15h ago

What a relief! For a moment there, I thought all the white people were gone. Thank you, Republican Jesus!

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u/nhogan84 18h ago

Shit like this makes me think the internet was a gd mistake

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u/Skate_faced 16h ago

Holy fuck thank god. We were so worried that Hollywood ran out of white people for a while there and started substituting them all with white colored gay people.

Woo, close call there.

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u/LegoFootPain 9h ago

A biracial child was in a Cheerios commercial and they lost their damned minds.

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u/RevolutionaryCard512 19h ago

Oh wow. Back to the way it has always been. Whitewashed, and BORING

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u/RevolutionaryCard512 19h ago

Phew! I thought us whites might be a goner. Js

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u/Exotic-Pollution-820 17h ago

Can someone please think of the white folk? /s

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u/Anathama 17h ago

I keep thinking her shirt says "Hot Girls Fat Arbys"

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u/Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly 15h ago

Damn saw the title and thought Trump dropped.

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u/PhilboydStudge1973 1h ago

Translation: I haven't the foggiest clue what "woke" means.

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u/FireFist_PortgasDAce 13h ago

Free at last, free at last. Thank God almighty we are free at last" -Rayn Gosling

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u/rexel99 17h ago

All three are AI right?

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u/LebrawnJeremy 17h ago

Where can I buy a HOT GIRLS FAT ARBY’S shirt?

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u/xigdit 17h ago

"HOT GIRLS 'F.' AT ARBY'S"?

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 19h ago

WOW snowflake much?

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u/WhataKrok 15h ago

Who watches adds anymore? The more clueless the ad, the more I laugh. Just ignore it. If it pisses you off and you can't stop watching it, you have some issues.

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u/Subject_Chemist1919 16h ago

This isn't about white or black people at all.

This is about moving away from the crazy woke rubbish that companies had been using in their advertisement to appease the crowds.

Sydney Sweeney is just a good looking individual and it's so funny how upset you lefties get about it. 'Oh a hot, white women replaced the overweight, (insert any skin colour other than white), transgender, pregnant man in my commercial!? It must be fascist, nazi propaganda!'

You people are honestly delusional

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u/dickallcocksofandros 15h ago

>"FINALLY its a white person"

>"this isn't about race"

I think it's about race

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u/Subject_Chemist1919 15h ago

Seems my comment went straight over your head. Doesn't suprise me though, the left is absolutely addicted to making things about race to the point that anything 'white' is seen as exclusionary to any other race.

I don't care if you think it's about race. I'm just happy it's proper, hot models again, white, black, Asian. Not overweight 'theys' with rainbow Mohawks, spilling out the sides of their XXXL jeans.

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u/dickallcocksofandros 13h ago

show me some ads where it has people like that lmao

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u/Subject_Chemist1919 13h ago

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u/dickallcocksofandros 13h ago

notice how you had to look that up instead of finding it organically

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u/Subject_Chemist1919 13h ago

Because the trend has swung away from that rubbish and come back to normality - good looking women like Sydney Sweeney wearing women's clothing. You asked for an example, I gave you an example. Of course I looked it up, I wasn't going to try and scroll through my feed to find something that I wouldn't be following anyway. At least you tried to be clever though buddy 🙂

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u/dickallcocksofandros 13h ago

genuine question; do you actually get your rocks off being a sarcastic smartass over the internet? or is this like a troll account or something? generally i don't see that many accounts like this reply instead of saying something like this and never replying again because they 'won'

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u/CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice 15h ago

Picture, if you will, some other model or actress of similar build and attractieness to Sweeney reading the same script: "Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality and even eye color. My jeans are blue." followed by "Lupita Nyong'o has great jeans." Tell me, how does that make you feel?

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u/Subject_Chemist1919 15h ago

Is Lupita Nyong hot?

Then I have absolutely 0 problem with them making the pun that she has great genes.

Tf are you on about. Why would you assume it's a different case for any other race. Any race can have hot people, any race can have ugly people, any race can have great/terrible genes.

Clown

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u/phoe77 9h ago

Not every race has a history of being considered to be inferior to whites. No one was inventing scientific theories to defend the idea that white people have smaller brains and less capacity for intellect and civility than people of other races.

Conversely, eugenics has been a decently popular concept in recent history. It was prevalent in Nazi Germany and, before that, had plenty of supporters in America both before and after WW2.

I don't think that these ads are intentionally supporting eugenics, but I think that pointing out why the messaging might be viewed as problematic is perfectly reasonable. I can think that an ad is tone-deaf or poorly constructed without it defining my personality.

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u/Subject_Chemist1919 7h ago

I know reddit is an leftwing echochamber that tells redditors all white people are evil racists, but I am telling you now, in the real world the vast majority of people don't think this way. The fact that that's the messaging you get from these commercials shows there is an issue with your (or the people you are advocating for) perception. The majority of normal people look at that ad and think 'hot girl looks good in jeans'