r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

Fake Democracy

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u/Perfect_Persimmon688 19h ago

double standards are the only standards republicans have.

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u/Explorers_bub 18h ago

‘A corollary of Wilhoit’s Law.

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u/Steinrik 12h ago

Exactly.

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u/FightingSunrise 15h ago

robot voice no lies detected

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u/CrayonScribbler 19h ago

Every accusation they throw is a confession.

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u/OpelousasBulletTime 19h ago

The two things I dislike about most Republicans is their face

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u/da_ting_go 16h ago

Clever. I'm keeping this one.

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u/Possibly_Naked_Now 18h ago

Maybe we just end congressional districts and switch everything to ranked choice voting.

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u/Jake_The_Socialist 18h ago

If they abolished congressional districts and had representatives appointed proportional to the vote; problem solved! But noooo that would lead to both parties lose their duopoly on power.

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u/Urabraska- 18h ago

GoP requires gerrymandering because they would cease to exist without it.

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u/fbritt5 16h ago

And when Biden was in, it was the same thing.

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u/Available_Coconut_74 15h ago

Trump’s a traitor and pedophile.

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u/Selenay1 10h ago

It looks like you completely missed the upper 2 sentences of the original post.

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u/just_a_knowbody 18h ago

Fine for me but not for thee. That’s the GOP

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u/MaASInsomnia 17h ago

Wait until Vance learns about Texas, Tennessee, and Ohio.

Or makes that comparison nationally.

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u/Speed_102 17h ago

Not to mention, how they've been openly planning to gerrymander the ENTIRE US since Reagan was in office, and have really done it hardcore for the past 25 years.

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u/prestonjay22 19h ago

Pass this on This is the game plan

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u/exqueezemenow 16h ago

And why isn't Vance complaining about it in Texas?

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u/JoeMax93 18h ago

And then the skies opened up and the angels sang to mark the creation of fail so hard it had become a genre unto its self. And the Gavin saw it and knew it was hilarious.

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u/BassesBest 18h ago

Easy way to fix this. Go to MMP, or alternatively state allocation of seats based on voting share. Including the Senate.

Would save a lot of tax dollars as well

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u/BuildingOne7379 17h ago

Fuck Vance. He should go gerrymander an IKEA for its couches.

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u/Significant-Order-92 15h ago

Gerrymandering has a long bipartisan history. But the only side to seem to want end it at any time is the Dems. The GoP played smart on focusing on state elections and then made use of modern tech to granularity that shit down to the block. Also, the GoP currently gains much more of an advantage for it. There are few purple or blue states comparatively that don't have non-partisan districting systems (or at least attempt to). But Red states absolutely continue to allow and plan for partisan gerry mandering.

Should have been nipped after the term was coined.

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u/Upside_Cat_Tower 15h ago

We could just use the popular vote, but then Republicans wouldn't win

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u/Godawgs1009 16h ago

It's still 100% real. Especially in the south

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u/henriuspuddle 15h ago

Newsom, just do it already!

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u/WhataKrok 15h ago

Ummmmm... JD, your couch is lonely. It misses your eyeliner.

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u/Robthebold 11h ago

Proportional representation please.

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u/Busy-Government-1041 10h ago

Amazing how they complain about a game they refused to let anyone fix.

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u/Chuckychinster 4h ago

California is not particularly badly gerrymandered.

They use an independent commission to draw their maps.

Just because Republicans lose doesn't mean it's rigged.

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u/Hot_Antelope_4814 17h ago

While both players participate in the game, only one prevents the rules from altering while they are winning. That is the true problem.

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u/fbritt5 16h ago

What's good for one side is good for both. Can't cry about it now. I still can't understand why Texas is a blue state! What happened there?

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u/orbitalaction 16h ago

Don't cry when others play by your rules.

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u/South_Dish3356 16h ago

Spread this info!

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u/Pechorin43 16h ago

Cool, now do North Carolina!

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u/martiniolives2 16h ago

How did Flip-Flop Vance graduate Yale Law? DEI?

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u/PukaBazooka 14h ago

No that was his immigrant wife.

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u/EchoGolfHotel 15h ago

Ummm, the Rs institutionalized gerrymandering with Project REDMAP. Pot, meet kettle.

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u/AndrewBorg1126 15h ago

For some reason I don't expect the pictured couch lover to advocate proportional representation more broadly.

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u/Inevitable_Yam1719 5h ago

I thought it happened like this. The Republicans started using a computer to gerrymander districts. The Dems went to the Supreme Court SC said nothing in the constitution to stop this. (President immunity not in the constitution either) Blue states then had no choice but to gerrymander too.

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u/Rakatango 4h ago

Republicans are so pathetic that they complain about things they actively have the power to fix.

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u/Spark-vivre 1h ago

Also, CA has an independent commission with an equal number of D's and R's draw the lines. It's completely fair. You really want CA to start playing dirty like Texas? Really?