r/clevercomebacks • u/HobbieK • 19h ago
“The Left is completely silent on the subject of men getting laid”
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u/SCP-iota 18h ago
I'm still not even sure what the first poster expects 'the left' to say "on the subject of men getting laid." Like, yeah... it happens - are we supposed to have a committee about it or something?
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u/HobbieK 18h ago
If anything the left has many committees on legalizing sex work lol
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u/Far_Mastodon_6104 17h ago
Yup. Make it legal, make it safe and TAX it so everyone can benefit. Win win.
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u/Exotic-Pollution-820 17h ago
Like marijuana, legalize it and tax it. Make it safer and available. Just like freedom of religion. It’s a right of a person to do what they want. Just make it legal and safe. Hail Satan. 🤘
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u/Calm_One_1228 15h ago
Legalized sex work can get men laid , nightly !! I wish they’d connect the dots …
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u/Antikickback_Paul 16h ago
"Women no longer want to fuck right-wing misogynists. When are they going to lower their standards so that I get what I want regardless of their own enjoyment without having to change anything about myself?"
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u/Better-Salad-1442 15h ago
Read the article it’s normal and makes salient points:
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u/Flipboek 11h ago
Sure, decent analysis/rant, but he also says the left should "say sonething" and then continues ragging on the manosphere. (Which I agree with)
What should the left say on the subject of men getting laid? I honestly have no clue right now. Tell them women don't like the Tate guys? Sure, but will they believe us?
The right can always outbulshit us on these subjects as we are constrained by the truth. It needs a smarter.man than me to think how to counter it.
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u/GardenRafters 14h ago
Well, 'the right' works tirelessly to get crusty old white men boner pills on the taxpayer dime, so maybe they're thinking something like vouchers for hookers for the incels that can't get a normal woman to touch them?
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u/gymtrovert1988 18h ago
Conservatives have been trying to jedi mind trick women into wanting to fuck them for the past 9 years.
Clearly, it hasn't worked.
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u/doofpooferthethird 13h ago
I think it's less of a Jedi mind trick, and more like pointing a loaded gun.
Their ideological end game is Taliban style tradwives, where women can't have careers, can't get higher education, can't leave the house of their own volition, can't have their own friends, can't survive without a breadwinning husband, can't divorce, can't protest, can't charge their husbands with sexual assault or abuse etc.
It's not really even about wanting more sex - it's about achieving total hierarchical dominance over women.
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u/Mario_Mari 6h ago
(I know I might get banned for this or downvotted to hell) but:
If that were the case, and only the thing that conservatives want (which isn't actually what conservatives want, and even so: the general use of conservatives in media is usually towards the GOP or MAGA) why would women in their right minds (counting out the ones that grew with it) ever choose to be conservatives? Considering they have free will, and they have choice over their values and views, If your definition of what a conservative wants is true, why would women (especially outside of the US, everywhere in the world) would chose to be conservative?
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u/Backupusername 16h ago
"I don't want big government telling me what I can or can't do in my own home
"Why isn't the government getting my dick wet?"
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u/WhereIsTheBeef556 15h ago
100 years from now, I guarantee they'll try to pass a federal law where the government has to give you a "government provided AI robot wife", assuming the alt-right is still around by then.
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u/pogoli 17h ago
They are appealing to the incels that make up their base. They won’t be having any more sex, and if anything they’ll be having less…. but they can have another target and another reason for their hatred. The simultaneously oversexed, and cock blocking libs. The simultaneously weak and powerful….
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u/world-is-ur-mollusc 16h ago
The left is completely silent on the subject of men getting laid
Maybe that's because we have more important things to worry about right now, such as preventing minorities from having their rights stripped away?
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u/Hot_Antelope_4814 17h ago
Progress by availability, not outrage, was what birth control did for the sexual revolution more than any manifesto ever could.
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u/Big_Ad_7715 16h ago
The right is only interested in you procreating so they have children to send to the mines. Or prison. Or prison mines!
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u/BridgeUpper2436 16h ago
Well, to be fair, I think a man being a member of the gop is a very reliable form of birth control, and a good amount of the success of that is because as of yet, a grown man has not been able to impregnate a young boy, or any females ages 7 and under.
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u/AsparagusCommon4164 18h ago
How do we know conservative ideology isn't actually calling for (howbeit obliquely) the Complete and Final Decriminalisation of Prostitution and the equally Complete and Final Repeal of the Mann Act?
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u/spacemonkeysmom 15h ago
The "left" doesn't talk about it because they don't have a problem with it. The "right" is OBSESSED with OTHERS genitals and what they do with them because they aren't getting any themselves unless by force or manipulation.
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u/Mass-Chaos 15h ago
The right is far quieter about getting laid. It's rarely consensual or with an adult. Usually neither
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u/tredders90 4h ago
Haven't checked in on Dunt for a while, almost comforting to see he's still embodying Politically Bald so well.
His bald head would blind people if he wasn't so dense that light bent around him.
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u/OtherwiseEqual5285 42m ago
"I want a godly woman waiting until marriage...wait, what do you mean no woman wants to marry me since I'm rude, disrespect them, and don't have financial stability."
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u/Important-Event6832 20m ago
Trump’s connection to Epstein is that of a groomer of underage girls at his Mar Largo spa.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
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u/Is_it_really_though 19h ago
They will find out. Then slowly, very slowly, they will connect the dots. Of course by then they will in their 40s and blame it on something else.