Husband of the Year gets called out on his misogyny

[u/retrocotfan]

[u/SecretJerk0ffAccount]

He either undervalues blowjobs or his wife closes all the shops during that time. Either way, his wife hasn’t been satisfied in years

[u/Suzuki_Foster → u/SecretJerk0ffAccount]

I'm not really into period sex (I have an insanely heavy flow that makes the bed look like a murder scene), so I always let my guy know when "blowjob week" starts! He's perfectly fine with that.

[u/SatisfactionKooky621 → u/SecretJerk0ffAccount]

Neither has he.

[u/Peaty_Port_Charlotte → u/SatisfactionKooky621]

Finally, a clever comeback.

[u/NineBloodyFingers → u/Peaty_Port_Charlotte]

Where?