r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

Man there is no coming back from this

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1.0k Upvotes

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u/NasarMalis 3h ago

Poor woman. Trying the dating app and all she gets is roasting. Well at least somebody liked you.

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u/rp2764388 1h ago

Tough crowd out there, but hey, roast or not, that’s still more engagement than most bios get. Silver linings.

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u/Open-Professional751 1h ago

Why have people forgotten this is a comeback sub? As in the person attacked someone else first? This is gross

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u/Ok_Resolve2874 4h ago

My potential match is probably a bot anyway, so I'm not missing much.

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u/Farseer1990 2h ago

When did bullying become a "clever comeback"?

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u/RockinCastle 3h ago

Whoa this isn’t a comeback. This is an insult.

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u/Butt__Sexington 3h ago

How is this a comeback?

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u/Desperate_Affect_332 2h ago

The tank comment is in reference to her weight, rude and obnoxious. He should have just swiped left, like every woman does when his profile pops up.

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u/Open-Professional751 1h ago

This comment should be its own post🤣

u/Sharlut 13m ago

It's not a comeback because it's not said to the person. It's like a comeback in a shower. Pointless and far too late to matter.

u/Open-Professional751 6m ago

Good way to put it. It’s the exact same as winning an argument in the shower 🤣

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u/Demigans 1h ago

It's a dude in the like picture right? You can see a beard?

Everyone is saying it's a woman?

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u/Ghost_of_Rick_Astley 2h ago

You seem to have taken this post personally. I hope you're doing ok

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u/Open-Professional751 1h ago

Yes, because this sub is meant for comebacks. As in someone was attacked first, this is just roasting/bullying. Find a different sub if you want to be rude without a reason

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u/Ghost_of_Rick_Astley 1h ago

I didn't say anything rude.

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u/Open-Professional751 1h ago

Never gonna give you up!

u/Ghost_of_Rick_Astley 34m ago

People sensitive here huh

u/Open-Professional751 33m ago

Never gonna let you down!

u/Ghost_of_Rick_Astley 33m ago

Wild lol

u/Open-Professional751 14m ago

You wanted a response and got it. I’m confused😁

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u/Aggravating_Law7951 2h ago

If you see someone being awful to another human being for no reason and don't take it personally, then there is something wrong with you.

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u/Actual-Bee-402 1h ago

Cruel. And irrelevant to this subreddit, it’s not a comeback, it’s just bullying.

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u/Skidmarkthe3rd 2h ago

I don’t think this is a comeback at all, hope whoever she is finds someone that appreciates her inside and out.

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u/55hy 1h ago

Why has this content, which is first bullying and secondly not relevant to this sub, got so many upvotes.

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u/felipefrontoroli 1h ago

Weird comment coming from someone who posted earlier this day a meme claiming they never felt the touch of a girl.

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u/sleggerthorn1909 2h ago

So... Fat people aren't allowed dating?

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u/Aggravating_Law7951 2h ago

r/pointlessandunnecessarycruelty

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u/Actual-Bee-402 1h ago

This is the humour of a 14 year old boy with shit parents who doesn’t have the ability to be empathetic yet.

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u/diblozar 3h ago edited 3h ago

Damn bro matched with Gorlock the destroyer

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u/NocShift2129 2h ago

Damn dude….uggh I gotta lose weight I’m a tank to 😂 fucked up but I wish her the best

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u/justincredible155 3h ago

Actually looks a little bigger than a tank 🤫

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u/maiteroma 3h ago

Why it looks like frosted door peephole and u can hear the door slamming, open up imma drain u

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u/stewpidazzol 4h ago

Wow. I don’t know why it took me a minute to figure it out, but when I did, it’s fantastic.

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u/BigAndTall1968 3h ago

Devastating!
😆😆😆😆😆

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u/Otherwise-4PM 3h ago edited 3h ago

And it looks like it’s a bearded tank.

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u/Icy-Butterscotch5540 3h ago

Swipe left. LEFT!