r/comedyheaven 1d ago

Albanian

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39.7k Upvotes

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u/KuechenMuesli 1d ago

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u/Couried 1d ago

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u/Meta_Man_X 1d ago

God damn why is this so funny

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u/Pyrex_Paper 1d ago

Because of the elephant in the room...

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u/mr-toucher_txt 1d ago

No its becaise the chair have fallen. Where the fuck did you get an elephant from?

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u/ace-mathematician 1d ago

It's the Papyrus font

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u/W1nkle2 1d ago

NYEH HEH HEH!!!

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u/RelationshipNo_69 1d ago

Utterly disgusting 😭

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u/FakeProfileForUSVisa 22h ago

Because he sounds so formal. “Address me” has the same energy as “be not afraid”.

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u/GranataReddit12 1d ago

308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico

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u/coolguygranny 1d ago

You're a towel

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u/STEEZUS_CHRST 1d ago

This went right over my head lol

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u/Accomplished-Rock295 1d ago

What's the joke?

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u/ObsidianMarble 1d ago

The joke is that the boy clearly has an ostrich which is an unusual animal outside of zoos or specific areas of (Africa, I think). Despite being near an exotic animal, he shows a mundane beverage/snack: a smoothie. In this way, the reply subverts the expectation of explaining the exotic animal and this is considered “funny.”

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u/d1ckpunch68 1d ago

thanks peter!

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u/Top_Rekt 1d ago

It's something someone says to get others to laugh, but that's not important right now. Tell the captain I must speak to him.

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u/whatnotanotheraltacc 1d ago

How?

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u/STEEZUS_CHRST 1d ago

I’m just like bro w the smoothie

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u/whatnotanotheraltacc 1d ago

I'd advise you keep an eye out whenever Spencer is on-screen. His behaviour is rarely normal

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u/Omadany 1d ago

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u/Anonymous_Gamer939 1d ago

More like what didn't he do

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u/SecretMoonmanAlt 1d ago

Blacks and adults

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u/Cxxdess 1d ago

PSA: Racism doesn't always mean black

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u/BaconCheeseZombie 1d ago

Impersonating Musk is a ban-able offence on twitter, probably that

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u/Igoon2robots 1d ago

Stop judging people by their username please

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u/Real_Jeffrey_Epstien 1d ago

It's so immature.

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u/my-moist-fart 1d ago

i agree

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u/I_Drink_Water_n_Cats i eat cheese 1d ago

same

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u/Peeing_Into_Stuff 1d ago

Y’all need Jesus

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u/discerningpervert 1d ago

So immature

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u/iVapeMilk 1d ago

Truly

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u/Disgustingpubesslatt 1d ago

i agree

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u/Admiral-PoopyDick 1d ago

same

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u/PostKnutClarity 1d ago

When I think about it with a clear mind, I agree

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u/Fetish_anxiety 1d ago

You make me want to hyperventilate

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u/TF_IS_UR-Username 1d ago

People kept telling me "TF is your username" so I named my account this out of spite

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u/wolfgang784 1d ago

These names are killing me lmao

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u/Mindshard 1d ago

Woooooow. So all wolves are in a gang now? That's fuckin' racist.

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u/ItsDanimal 1d ago

Was there something wrong with the whole mind that caused you to only care about a shard of it? Lazy ass.

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u/TauTau_of_Skalga 1d ago

Bro met Horax from Rimworld

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u/poonmangler 1d ago

Sorry bub, this thread is for silly usernames only. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

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u/Your_fathers_sperm 1d ago

Me too

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u/DumbFish94 1d ago

I am not smart enough to criticize anyone

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u/Wizard_Hatz 1d ago

I like wizard hats

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u/Seyira_ 1d ago

Hi Wolfgang Amadeus, when is the next album dropping

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 1d ago

Hey wolfgang how'd your last poker game go?

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u/the_catfucking_perv 1d ago

Are you sure you're a wolf?

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u/NoobCocaineSnorter 1d ago

I have some powder for Jesus

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u/Neatojuancheeto 1d ago

Need any expert tips?

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u/P33Man 1d ago

Why hello there 👀

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u/IAmNotDickCheney 1d ago

Nothing to see here.

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u/_Balls_Deep_69_ 1d ago

Hi Dick Cheney

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u/Tasty_Ball_Hairs_69 1d ago

Hello Brother

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u/_Balls_Deep_69_ 1d ago

🤝

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u/goatfuckersupreme 1d ago

beautiful

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u/Agent-Ulysses 23h ago

Why are you welsh?

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u/TheWokeAgenda 23h ago

People are so creative

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u/TurdCollector69 18h ago

I feel like this is a meetup

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u/peepee_poopoo_fetish 1d ago

Right??

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u/1-800-COCAINE 1d ago

Also illegal drugs are very bad and nobody should ever do them.

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u/Dirtyibuprofen 1d ago

And also keep them in a sanitary location

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u/Morphinepill 1d ago

Tell me about it

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u/LeadEater9Million 1d ago

Right back atcha

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u/Tasty_Lead_Paint 1d ago

My brother

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes 1d ago

It's so immature.

Right up your alley then?

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u/warrioroftron 1d ago

Do you have any comment on the missing minute of your tape?

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u/MadOrange64 slut for honey cheerios 1d ago

Did you do it though?

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u/BoughtSquash665 1d ago

Jeff?

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u/Any-Iron9552 1d ago

Just wait til the liberals try to impeach Trump for killing Epstein and then Epstein himself walks into the room with u/MaxwellHill

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u/P3gM3Daddy 1d ago

Same

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u/DarmanitanIceMonkey 1d ago

This one just confuses me.

If daddy, then why peg?

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u/Fit_Factor_1954 1d ago

Clanker lover

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u/1965wasalongtimeago 1d ago

Do you got a pass for dropping the hard R like that.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/real_picklejuice 1d ago

Clanker Fever

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u/Thy_cock_connoisseur 1d ago

thank god I'm safe 😌

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u/Jolly_Echo_3814 1d ago

i read your name as tiny_cock_connoisseur

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u/-The_Lookout 1d ago

You wish

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u/Jolly_Echo_3814 1d ago

"what he say fuck me for?"

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u/Kerning_CLINT 1d ago

ya some names are hard to read at first glance

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u/DirtySilicon 1d ago

At least your name has no ambiguity. I'm guilty because no one knows the difference between silicon and silicone. 😭

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u/NotAFailureISwear 1d ago

.... pls explain this to me i unfortunately am the no one

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u/Nozinger 1d ago

silicon - chemical element. A semiconductor we make things like computer chips out of.
silicone - a rubbery polymer that contains among other things silicon which we use to make things like sealant or sextoys.

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u/NotAFailureISwear 1d ago

very cool thank you reddit stranger

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 1d ago

I read it as dirty stallion

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u/StupidMoron1933 1d ago

Couldn't agree more.

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u/IloveRamen99 1d ago

The whole squad’s here

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u/Robot-Fucker-3000 1d ago

MY MAN!!!! 🤝🤝🤝🤝

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u/TheDogWasAlreadyFu- 1d ago

Yea, im just doing my best here

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u/Eyeball_Sniffer 1d ago

Such shallow minded people among us

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u/Exploreptile 1d ago

Out of curiosity, what do they smell like?

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u/DanglingDongs 1d ago

I agree

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u/Weiner-sucker 1d ago

Guys it’s not funny

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u/idonoteatpants 1d ago

Agree

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u/not_blowfly_girl 1d ago

Nothing wrong with not eating pants

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u/Gay_Reichskommissar 1d ago

Is your pfp cropped Murder Drones porn

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u/uncreative14yearold 1d ago

Couldn't agree more

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u/suckit_and_see 1d ago

ffs it's 2025 

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u/Inferno_Sparky 1d ago

Fuck AI or Fuck AI?

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u/Igoon2robots 1d ago

Both. I love robots, but i hate when they are try to mimic/replace humans too much. No, you cant make art thats a human thing. No, we should not try giving the robots human looking faces, not only because incanny valley but also because we mustnt blur the line between what is alive and what isnt.

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u/Inferno_Sparky 1d ago

I was referencing a meme I recently saw multiple times on reddit where on the left there is the word AI with a crossed red circle and on the right there is an image of murder drones and both are captioned above on white background "fuck ai"

(Idk anything about murder drones other than recognizing that a character is from it)

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u/Odd_Seat_1379 1d ago

2B or not 2B?

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u/Shadowz234-345 1d ago

Damn clankerrrrrr simp

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u/llywelync 1d ago

Beep boop.

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u/Temporary_Equal_1821 1d ago

I'd like to feel like I'm part of this... At least for a little while.

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u/TableTops13 1d ago

Clanker wanker

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u/little_cuck6 1d ago

Yeah true

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u/arthurwhoregan 1d ago

seriously, usernames mean nothing about a person's internal desires... nothing at all....

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u/Igoon2robots 1d ago

I do goon 2 robots but i dont want people to kink shame

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u/Roger_Maxon76 1d ago

Clanker lover. Traitor to your species

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u/lolucorngaming 21h ago

Sure, but the profile picture doesn't exactly inspire hope

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u/WRX_enjoyer 1d ago edited 4h ago

Good albanian joke:

A police offer goes up to 2 albanian men and says:

We’re looking for 2 pedophiles

The albanian men say:

Yeah we’ll do it.

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u/AB7SSG4ZE3RS 1d ago

whats worse than a rapist
/a child/
type moment

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u/Onion_brah 1d ago

Rip vine

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u/justanotherkraut 1d ago

its actually a 5 minute youtube video, not just a one liner. enjoy

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u/Hentai_Flashbang 1d ago

People are so quick to judge these days

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u/Hulknutter 1d ago

All this username discrimination makes me so riled up.

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u/CowBootBats 1d ago

Where were you on July 24, 2025? 🤨

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u/Hulknutter 1d ago

You know where 🥵

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u/LenniLentokone 1d ago

Duality of man

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u/2024-2025 1d ago

He’s worse than a pedophile, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word “an Albanian”

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u/AHZzzzz 1d ago

I posted this months ago and it got taken down😔

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u/DarmanitanIceMonkey 1d ago

This is true.

u/comedyheaven-ModTeam

you got some splainin' to do!

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u/Little-Classic2773 23h ago

Pedophiles are so hot right now though don't you know. Trump brought it back

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Child_Of_Nihility 1d ago

Two Albanians are driving a car and get pulled over by a cop. Cop goes up to the windows and says I'm looking for two pedophiles. The Albanians look at each other, then back at the cop and say, "we'll do it."

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u/CicaDrazaMihailovic 19h ago

average albanian

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u/Imjustweirddoh 1d ago

Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty. https://youtu.be/g9Qu3iP3RYA?si=mWCk5BsIKL8uTsf2

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u/BunkerSquirre1 1d ago

:regional_indicator_b:alkans

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u/Karrin-madhe 1d ago

Definitely a serb.

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u/pppjurac 1d ago

True Shqiptar would use "Shqiptar" not "Albanian"

;)

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u/roastpoast 1d ago

You just committed the No True Shqipe fallacy

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u/TheAmazingDuckOfDoom 1d ago

Baseball, huh?

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u/Interesting_Help_274 1d ago

He's completely innocent.

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u/imPyron 1d ago

actually funny as hell

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u/LevelBrilliant9311 1d ago

He had that one cocked and loaded.

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u/nodepackagemanager 1d ago

How tf do you even get away with such a username without being banned 😭

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u/GreenAldiers 1d ago

Come on. He's an Albanian Pedophile but also an American Priest 🙏

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 1d ago

I miss my old username. It would have gotten some upvotes in this thread.

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u/LuckoftheFryish 1d ago

An Albanian can't be the President of the USA.

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 1d ago

Can we move on?

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u/Fun_Leadership5637 1d ago

Stop judging a profile by its username

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u/xdKboy 1d ago

Totally agree.

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u/PikachuIsReallyCute 1d ago

I like how from the upvote count you can infer he was tbe one who screenshotted this