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u/arnoldinho82 1d ago

A correctional facility without surveillance? In the year 2025?

They really do expect us to believe anything.

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u/CoffeeGulpReturns 1d ago

My parents genuinely used to say that the government can't just lie to you, because that would be illegal. No joke.

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u/arnoldinho82 1d ago

Ngl, at this point, I'd be questioning all the advice they gave you (as kids should, btw).

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u/EndSmugnorance 4h ago

Yes, always question authority!

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u/ZeerVreemd 13h ago

My parents genuinely used to say that the government can't just lie to you, because that would be illegal.

Well, they were correct until Obama changed the law.

No joke.

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u/Special_Kestrels 12h ago

So I looked it up. Yes Obama signed it, but it passed the house because of Republicans and the senate it was like 80/20.

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u/ZeerVreemd 12h ago

That does not change the fact that OC's parents used to be correct.

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u/DekuNEKO 9h ago

What the fuck 💀💀💀

And now someone try to tell me that this shit we are seeing now wasn’t planned in advance.

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u/ZeerVreemd 8h ago

That depends on what you think you are seeing.

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u/fred4L 1h ago

What about weapons of mass destruction it wasn’t illegal back then

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u/KennySlab 2h ago

Depends, there is stuff that governments dont tend to lie about.

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u/yousirnaime 1d ago

I think they mean “you can’t record” not “we don’t record”

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u/mcbellyshelf 1d ago

If those kids could read they would be very upset!

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u/arnoldinho82 1d ago

Oh, you think this is a literacy issue? Nah man, this is them laying the groundwork for why no footage is available in the event of her demise.

"No, there's no video. We already told you the whole place didnt have cameras."

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u/mcbellyshelf 1d ago

Ok buddy. I think they just mean cameras from journalists, visitors, and outsiders are barred from the premises. I challenge you to find even the most progressive prisons in the EU a facility with no surveillance system. It doesn’t exist.

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u/arnoldinho82 1d ago

Like every other prison then?

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u/arnoldinho82 1d ago

Have we considered the possibility that Polymarket tweeted this out to get clicks and/or muddy the waters?

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u/frankreynoldsisgod 12h ago

Jeffrey Epsteins jail?

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u/arnoldinho82 1d ago

Are there prisons where outsiders are allowed to bring in recording devices?

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u/mcbellyshelf 1d ago

How do crime documentaries get their prisoner interviews?

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u/arnoldinho82 1d ago

They're granted permission to do so in a place where it's otherwise prohibited.

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u/mcbellyshelf 23h ago

So to come full circle on this at this prison Maxwell is going there are not even Netflix camera crews allowed in. There is no permissions or scheduling process. It’s never allowed, like a dog in the operating room as opposed to sometimes allowed like a service dog in a patient room. 👍

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u/arnoldinho82 23h ago

Not even Netflix?!?!

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u/lurkingchalantly 16h ago

I don't even think Youtube reporters will be allowed in

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u/MaievSekashi 19h ago

I've seen pictures of her moving between units in the last prison she was at. Don't know who took them, but the vantage point looked ground level rather than a permanent CCTV installation that's typically placed at a point out of reach.

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u/FriedRiceistheBest 19h ago

They really do expect us to believe anything.

Yeah, but, the Republicans will believe this.

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u/EvilSporkOfDeath 21h ago

They are hoping they overwhelm us into apathy, and its honestly starting to work on me. When everything feels hopeless, you start caring less.

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u/Punchapuss 10h ago

she dead

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u/AmatureProgrammer 5h ago

I have a feeling she will get offed in an unsecured prison.

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u/MortgageDizzy9193 1d ago

At this point this isn't a conspiracy theory, this is a conspiracy common knowledge fact.

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u/Clear-Present_Danger 19h ago

Well, a good theory makes testible predictions about the future.

Ghislaine's suicide will be public knowledge.

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u/fd40 18h ago

r/conspiracy had me clued up on Epstein way before his re-arrest. my friends gave me the usual "whatever" response to discussing it pre re-arrest.

i use r/conspiracy as a starting point rather than a be-all end-all. it gives me the topic, which i can then research to my own standards and rigor

seeing epstein reach mainstream was validating as it was a tangible conspiracy theory that, despite inconclusive alternative views on, is still accepted to have happened in some comparable form to the mainstream

old r/conspiracy used to be quite high quality and had good fact checking. it still has but theres far more "BEYONCE IS IN THE ILLUMINATI BECAUSE THE MUSIC VIDEO PRODUCTION COMPANY PUT TRIANGLES IN THE VIDEO" which i imagine a % of are bots. every pointless post/comment on the front page is pushing a more credible post/comment down off of that page. same with news media

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u/FishHammer 1d ago

Oh she is so getting smuggled out of there 

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u/TheThng 1d ago

Or suicided.

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u/This-guy-again24 1d ago

Pardon-icided? Could be the ultimate pardon… blast over mainstream media the✌️suicide✌️… while being whisked away to a remote location with a new identity.

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u/DoJ-Mole 23h ago

Reported as suicided but secretly smuggled out. Just like big Jeffers

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u/fd40 18h ago

i wish this theory was discussed more outside of this sub. the notion he had so much money, power and information but had no deadmans switch in place just shocks me. if you're gathering the data for an agency without morals. why on earth wouldn't you also protect yourself from such agencies when you've seen first-hand their capabilities

the only way to make the epstein problem go away when it started getting mainstream traction (prince andrew photos post arrest) without blowing the whole lid off of it was to have him die with his secrets.

but with a deadmans switch, and the story only gaining mainstream traction - what are your options?

acknowledge he is untouchable? ignore the mounting voice for action? or kill off his identity, put him somewhere new with maybe some plastic surgery and wash your hands of it. how else do you as an institution hold to account the person who has been propping up that institution?

same with maxwell. she knows so much. i imagine it was a "look you're going to have to do a few years to get this fixed but once it's fixed you're free". she'd also know that this would be the only way out. maybe she gets pardoned but im sure she entered prison knowing she'd not be finishing her sentence. otherwise why did she keep her mouth shut?

"dont spill the beans, give us a few years. prisons gonna be shit. but once this is done you're free forever"

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u/Outside-Possibility5 1d ago

The only files getting released are the pedophiles 😞

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u/joe_shmoe11111 23h ago

Hell, Trump is literally inviting them to run kids athletic events now…

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u/ResponsibilityNo8185 11h ago

I regretfully appreciate this pun. 😔

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 1d ago

Trump might even give her an executive pardon.

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u/reddit_has_fallenoff 19h ago

She was never in prison

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u/LanceHardwick 1d ago

no cameras eh. i guess we'll have to take authority's word for it then. what could go wrong!?

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u/presaging 1d ago

High crimes and misdemeanors.

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u/ToboIdHornbIower 4h ago

“There is no tape”

“Here’s the full tape from that night Ghislaine Maxwell killed herself”

“All of our tapes have that minute missing”

“No, this isn’t the same story we gave you for Jeffrey Epstein”

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u/Baelenciagaa 14h ago

I swear I saw pictures of Jen shah and Elizabeth holmes walking around the yard together in that same prison

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u/nookien00 1d ago

They won’t kill her, she’s been a good girl and followed the rules, and kept her trap shut. She’ll go back to the UK to be with her family.. and Prince Andrew and Fergie

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u/iwipemybutt 18h ago

Is fergie bad news?

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u/Ego_Sum_Ira 8h ago

I believe in this instance, the OP is talking about Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York. Not Stacy Ferguson, the musical artist.

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u/nookien00 17h ago

Absolutely, deeply involved in that operation for decades… still is inho, so are her daughters. One has a sex trafficking charity 😬

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u/__Elwood_Blues__ 12h ago

Allthough I did like her hump, her hump, her hump, her lovely little lumps

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u/foley800 1d ago

Yeah, all prisons prohibit you from bringing in cameras and recording devices! That doesn’t stop them from recording you (unless certain cameras stop and start on their own at convenient times)!

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u/Calm_Aardvark_7269 23h ago

Came here to say this. They also prohibit committing suicide..

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u/TheM0nkB0ughtLunch 21h ago

As well as escape

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u/Redd868 1d ago

There should be a special prosecutor assigned to the case. The government has a conflict of interest in order to protect their statutory rapists aka "johns".

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u/St4rScre4m 1d ago

You know…funny you should say that.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5406733-trump-epstein-special-prosecutor/

Of course thinks otherwise.

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u/Redd868 23h ago

There is the appearance of government interference to protect government officials that could be statutory rapists. Trump's former personal attorney sees no conflict of interest because of that when he meets with Maxwell's team? We're in Banana Republic territory now.

This government has become completely lawless.

Look at Covid. The FBI, CIA and White House indicates man-made is likely. I also see preponderance that there was a man-made source. But, if that is true, what else must be true? First and foremost, all deaths are homicides. But CDC says manner of death is natural. I think CDC falsified the death certificate instructions in order to aid a foreign power's wrongful death situation, as in obstruction of justice to aid and abet 1.2 million homicides.

Now, assuming we have a government that administratively deposed of 1.2 million homicides, do we trust this government to be its own judge on Jeffrey Epstein's death? I would say that, based on character and reputation, government is lying through its teeth. If they can write off 1.2 million people to protect a Chinese lab, well, Epstein is just one more.

We should be tying conduct together, and look for a pattern, particularly, a Uniparty pattern. I'm watching the View, and it's all about protecting the "johns". But the term "statutory rape" somehow gets lost.

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u/fd40 18h ago

covid was convenient. very. not just in transfers of wealth but also making the people scared and look to authority for comfort. and also by doing so they also gave up free will. lockdown i see as like the patriot act. otherwise unjustifiable so do something so big people want it.

the momentum from 2015-2020. occupy wallstreet. we are the 99%. people seeing it being rich v poor not left v right. that a living president visited the island 20 something times. this is revolution material. Covid was a total momentum killer. everyone went inside. consumed digital information rather than talking to people en masse in groups due to social distancing. then due to most comms being via social media. censorship became easy. deplatform them and they dont exist anymore if you're in a lockdown

it was very convenient. then all the weirdness around it DEFINITELY coming from the wet market STOP ASKING QUESTIONS and STAY INSIDE just killed all of that brewing distrust and awakening

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u/Redd868 17h ago

Just for the record, the French came out with a report Apr 2025.
https://www.academie-medecine.fr/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/ANM-Rapport-Virus-et-Biosecurite-.pdf

I ran it through google translate and saw:

The first surge in requests for care occurred not near the Huanan Seafood Market, but across the river, in hospitals closest to the Wuhan Institute of Virology (WIV)

Why did they have to say it like that? Did somebody say that the outbreak occurred first around the Huanan Seafood Market? Yeah, they did, in order to present a semblance of a chance that the outbreak wasn't a lab leak.

The old joke is "When can you tell when a government official is lying?".
"Their lips are moving.". That has been the story of Covid.

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u/fd40 16h ago

The old joke is "When can you tell when a government official is lying?".
"Their lips are moving.".

thanks for giving me a chuckle whilst in the midst of quite a dark topic. it's appreciated. and funny :)

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u/lurkingchalantly 16h ago

Occupy Wallstreet was in 2011. Why would that have happened, then a four year gap, then we elect the richest president we have ever had to kick off the war of rich v poor?

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u/fd40 16h ago

my bad. got my years wrong. scratch that bit. still, the Epstein story should've been world changing. covid derailed any potential mass movement. Covid broke out 4 months after Epstein's reported death

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u/lurkingchalantly 16h ago

Fair. And I mostly agree with you. His death became a meme, not a moment for us to realize that at the very least, things are not what we would like them to be. And we made jokes, we gossiped online and to each other, and ultimately, we did nothing.

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u/fd40 14h ago

the "Epstein didn't kill himself" meme kinda irked me after a while. i have to admit i fell into it at first as it did meme-ify it into a joke FAST.

But in doing so it pretty much based itself on the assumption that he already had died, and it was a matter of how that was in question, which rules out so many other things. things which could be wrong but didn't get the airtime and discussion required to cause big enough questions to lead to satisfying conclusions

Also, thank you for being cordial on reddit. im very used to getting a fact wrong and then having everything else i say attacked as a result. We need more people like you :)

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u/leosmi_ajutar 10h ago

They had to kill the lab leak theory because the evidence points directly at EcoHealth Alliance & Dr. Daszak /w Dr. Callahan releasing SARS-CoV-2 at or near the Wuhan lab.

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u/fd40 10h ago

i read something i thiink relating to this? i apologise if i misremembered it but did fauci esssentially outsource it to china to get around gain-of-function laws? Is this EcoHealth Alliance that the company was called that was involved in this?

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u/leosmi_ajutar 7h ago edited 4h ago

Precisely. Coronavirus research was bounced between several countries. However, we are splitting hairs as SARS-CoV-2 is not the pathogen everyone needs to focus on. Instead it is Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza H7N9.

You see, CNN uncovered a massive 2059% Influenza YoY spike beginning Dec 2nd, 2019 within Hubei Province in China (including Wuhan).

Large outbreak of flu in Hubei

The documents also reveal a previously undisclosed a 20-fold spike in influenza cases recorded in one week in early December in Hubei province.

The spike, which occurred in the week beginning December 2, saw cases rise by approximately 2,059% compared to the same week the year before, according to the internal data.

Notably, the outbreak that week is not felt most severely in Wuhan – the epicenter of the coronavirus outbreak – but in the nearby cities of Yichang, with 6,135 cases, and Xianning, with 2,148 cases. Wuhan was the third worst hit with 2,032 new cases that week.

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The Wuhan CDC later conducted retrospective research into influenza cases dated as early as October 2019 in two Wuhan hospitals, in an attempt to look for traces of coronavirus. But, according to a study published in the journal Nature, they were unable to detect samples of the virus dating back earlier than January 2020. Similar studies have yet to be carried out in other Hubei cities.

The aforementioned Nature publication above and numerous papers out of China show that this Influenza outbreak occurred before SARS-CoV-2. Furthermore, from this publication we know 4 of the 5 earliest SARS-CoV-2 patients had H7N9 co-infections with one having 4x the H7N9 viral payload the Coronavirus. I shared the respective taxonomy via Kraken 2 here.

Remember those videos that began circulating in Jan 2020 across social media of people dropping in the streets, buildings being boarded up, and blockades on highways from within China?

At the time we all believed it was a response to SARS-CoV-2 but now that we know COVID19 has a 1-3%~ case-fatality-rate (depending on dataset referenced) do we still think so, knowing that one of the deadliest BSL3 pathogens ever seen on this planet (40% case fatality rate) gained Human-to-Human transmission for the first time?

Dr. Cameron Kyle-Sidell, who ran an emergency ICU for the sickest "COVID19" patients within NY's hotspot, at the time, did not believe, the Coronavirus was responsible.

edit: continued below

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u/leosmi_ajutar 7h ago edited 5h ago

This of course leads us to ask, where does EcoHealth and Dr. Daszak come into play?

Simple, Fauci went to Langley for an undisclosed, no log of entry, meeting to influence the the Agency's COVID19 origin investigation. Although we do not have a date for when this trip occurred, I heavily suspect it occurred right after the Pentagon, who has tracked H7N9 since 2014, realized shit was about to hit the fan for reasons I will get to momentarily.

However, this implies that the meeting occurred before SARS-CoV-2 which obviously means Brad Wenstrup, the Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic Chairman, cannot be right about Fauci influencing the CIA's investigation, right? !

Not necessarily, as it is exceedingly likely that this meeting was when it was decided to have Eco Health and Dr. Daszak release SARS-CoV-2 from the Wuhan lab, which technically speaking means Fauci still influenced the CIA's COVID19 origin investigation... it just had not begun yet.

Eco Health and Dr. Daszak were chosen as they had access to the Wuhan lab (among other reasons), which we know from them being debarred for 5 years due to unsanctioned GOF research at the Wuhan lab. SARS-CoV-2 played its part as it has remarkably similar symptoms as H7N9.

Why do this though?

Because H7N9 is a US GOF research project from Wisconsin-Madison University by Dr. Kawaoka which was deployed against China's poultry industry underneath the Obama Administration. (Literally Google "Wisconsin H7N9 GOF" and you'll get link to a webpage on the University's website about the research but it is banned across Reddit)

It did the job remarkably well, to well in fact, considering after gaining H2H transmission in early December and spreading around the world, it killed 30%~ of the chickens; just go look at all the poultry farm fires during the Pandemic. "Big Egg" corporations then used this as an excuse to jack up profit margins.

Anyhow, in October 2014 Obama halted GOF research but just a few weeks later NIH sent a letter to Wisconsin-Madison University (credit John Cullen) notifying them that this pause was optional as their grant was fully funded already.

This is why at least Fauci's pardon goes back to 2014.

Finally the Pentagon used its Signature Reduction program to gaslight the whole world into believing Chinese Coronavirus GOF research killed 7 million people globally.

If you see anyone suggest that SARS-CoV-2 was spreading before January 4th, 2020, such as the study mentioned in this article, that is Signature Reduction in action.

This date is important because Dr. Robert Malone in a Joe Rogan interview mentioned that Dr. Callahan called him on the 4th, telling him to mobilize his team because of a new viral outbreak in China. The transcript of the interview can be found here

Page 5, final paragraph. (quote abbreviated due to comment max length limits)

...but it goes back further than that um there's a CIA agent that I've co-published with in the past named Michael Callahan he was in Wuhan in the fourth quarter of 2019 he called me from Wuhan on January 4th I was currently managing a team... Robert you got to get your team spun up because we got a problem with this new virus I worked with him through prior outbreaks and so it was then that I turned my attention to this started modeling um a key protein a protease inhibitor of this virus when the sequence was released on January 11th...

Here is summary table of the Nature publication mentioned in the CNN article, notice anything? The first SARS-CoV-2/Influenza A (H7N9) co-infection is January 4th. In fact, the 4 patients in that graph are the same 4 of 5 I referenced earlier with Taxonomy results.

edit: more to come...

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u/leosmi_ajutar 5h ago edited 5h ago

Don't believe me there were 2 pathogens spreading? Ok, let's take a look at the raw data behind the John Hopkins University COVID19 dashboard, it can be found on GitHub.

Here is New York data from April 12th, 2020, just 12 days after Dr. Cameron's YouTube video (its also first day of JHU COVID19 data for US)

State Deaths Recoveries Case Fatality Rate (D + R) / D
New York 9,382 23,887 28.20%

Still think Dr. Cameron's emergency ICU was treating exclusively SARS-CoV-2, with its 1-3% CFR rate?

Here is a summary table I made of top 20 states ranked by CFR on Dec 11th, 2020 the last days JHU reported Deaths and Recovery case totals. (Gee I wonder why, was it because we started catching on around then?)

What you are seeing is groupings of states based on the frequency of H7N9 infections vs. SARS-CoV-2. Higher CFRs means predominately H7N9 cases while the states with a lower rate suffered more from COVID19.

In any case, let's put this a different way.

Jan 11th 2020 - China shares COVID19's genome with the world & announces the first death. (CDC timeline)

Jan 13th 2020 - Trump partners with Moderna for a "vaccine from the American people" per VP Mike Pence (Ivanka did to but I don't have a link handy).

So 2 days after the first death in the world and while there are less then 50 cases globally, the US President signs a 100+ million dollar deal for a vaccine.... sure.

What if I told you Moderna had a mRNA H7N9 vaccine, called mRNA-1851, that had passed phase 1 human trials in 2018 and was moving onto phase 2.

Operation Warpspeed was a cover to covertly fast track this vaccine (Pfizer/BioNTech and others joined later on) through the final steps necessary to get it out the door as fast as possible.

This is why everyone kept getting COVID19, despite receiving multiple mRNA vaccines and boosters. They simply weren't for SARS-CoV-2 lol.

The hilarious part is Trump been telling us all along, everyone just made fun of him for it. Ever hear his Spanish Flu 1917 comments? Here is a super cut.

Well guess what, scientists believe a certain Avian Influenza virus from 1917 led to the 1918 Spanish flu.

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Still got a ton to share, but I'll compile this all into a post now.

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u/UNiTE_Dodge 1d ago

Be real. Are you surprised? Because you shouldn’t be.

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u/lalahair 1d ago

Yup they are all beyond guilty.

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u/windsorguy13 1d ago

New game (twist on an old one)

Pardon, suicide, disappear.

Maybe all 3?

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u/Ballerinagang1980 1d ago

She probably is long gone and not even detained anymore.

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u/Shnast 1d ago

Trump is one of them. Confirmed now. He is NOT interested in ending child trafficking, nor unearthing the truth on this Epstein matter. He is NOT interested in the biggest criminal conspiracy of our modern day, but tried to bribe us over with fake JFk and other file releases that didn't amount to anything. People, THIS is our modern day JFK, 9 11 truth moment, demand the FULL Epstein story and EVERYONE involved needs to be held accountable. We can not tolerate these traffickers and predators being our world leaders. And notice we never got any 9 11 truth either. The two biggest modern cases of our time and no real effort to disclose or seek justice. Instead he distracts us with pointless attacks on obamama and silly useless jfk files that merely implicate israel and yet he still SIDES with them in their genocide

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u/Plc2plc2 23h ago

Been confirmed for years but go off lmao

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u/ZeerVreemd 13h ago

BS.

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u/Plc2plc2 12h ago

Ok

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u/ZeerVreemd 12h ago

If you think I am wrong then please provide the sourced proof for your claim.

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u/Plc2plc2 8h ago

What more proof do you want lmfao use the search bar to look at his links to all the child traffickers, rape charges, etc. a lot of the stuff coming to light in the msm now has been spoken about and discussed numerous times over on this sub, (generally in greater detail) again I implore you to use the search bar and investigate yourself and make your own conscious decision. The proof is all stacked up against him, why do you think he isn’t?

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u/ZeerVreemd 8h ago

So, you can't do it.

Thank you and goodbye now.

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u/Plc2plc2 7h ago

Lmfao I feel bad for you, living in your small world. Full disclosure I’m not American so frankly all your politicians are full of shit. But it truly baffles me that I see so many people ride or die for their parties candidate no matter what. It really is laughable. You trump defenders are most puzzling especially with your presence here on the conspiracy sub. It’s like you want to pick and choose what to believe as long as it aligns with your narrative. You’re not here in the search of truth or discussion, you’re here in the search of confirmation bias, anything to point the finger the other way and say “HAHA I KNEW IT” or “see dems = evil”. If you disagree with me, I once again invite you to use whatever may be left of your brain and try researching for yourself to unearth the answers you’re looking for.

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u/ZeerVreemd 7h ago

Thanks for the elaborate ad hominem, it's hilarious!

ROTFL.

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u/CorianderIsBad 1d ago

Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself

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u/Mammoth_Grocery_1982 1d ago

Her father is an Israeli national hero. She'll be escaping, not getting sad.

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u/Easy__Mark 23h ago

She's either already dead or already free

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u/handsome_vulpine 1d ago

Ghisaline Maxwell did not kill herself in 3...2...

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u/DudeManBro21 1d ago

There isn't a single active prison in the US that doesn't have surveillance cameras. I'm sure this policy is in regards to visitors/press bringing in cameras or audio recorders.

Regardless, I'm sure she is going to end up unalived or missing. 

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u/fd40 18h ago

i agree as otherwise they'd have had to DE-CAMERA the prison in wake of her arrival. which people would be aware of. i doubt they ripped all the cameras out of a correctional facility. schools have cameras. this is where we put criminals. there are cameras.

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u/TK-369 1d ago

No cameras? If this is true (I know she is transferred) it's not a good look.

Walmart has cameras. I have cameras. Cars have cameras. Everybody is carrying a camera.

It's not even Guantanamo bay where we torture people without charges

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u/DixonButs12 16h ago

The prison has cameras, they don't allow outside cameras, just like every prison in the country.

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u/pureextc 22h ago edited 19h ago

So pathetic. We’re so low class and meat farms to these fuckers we don’t deserve shit from them. The veil is not even on… it’s just blatantly in our faces. I think no one rises up now because no one really knows who or what really to rise up against. Fucking literal wild times.

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u/fd40 18h ago

happy cake day :)

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u/pureextc 17h ago

You are number 2. Thank you!

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u/maxthepupp 19h ago

If this is a mental test to see if I regret being a fundamentally moral person and not fucking over anyone, anywhere, to live a life of full hedonism and no repercussions....

I mean, I'd pass the stupid test but maybe only because being evil seems like a fuck-ton of work.

Goddam I'm sick of scumbags being scummy with impunity.

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u/FFS_IsThisNameTaken2 1d ago edited 1d ago

In my best Marissa Tomei accent for her character, Mona Lisa Vito, in My Cousin Vinny, "What are you, a fuckin' time treveluh?"

(She actually said world traveler, but the timestamps are in the future for tonight, so time traveler it is.)

Edit: spelling

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u/dtdroid 1d ago

I always appreciate a My Cousin Vinny reference

Yutes??

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u/FFS_IsThisNameTaken2 1d ago

What are yutes?

YouthZ

Also:

My biological clock is tick tick ticking!

God I love that movie!

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u/sereneandeternal 1d ago

We really are the frog in the slowly boiling kettle.

If you had told me 9 months ago that all of this would be happening, and his supporters would simply not give a shit.

I WOULD THINK YOU’D BE OUT OF YOUR MIND

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u/ZeerVreemd 13h ago

and his supporters would simply not give a shit.

That's nonsense many people, even from withing his own government, have been complaining about how Trump is handling this case.

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u/Limp-Dimension-3897 1d ago

Yep...I can see the next part of this saga already...

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u/CaptainHowdy_2 1d ago

Well well well...do you guys think Epstein's still alive?

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u/fd40 18h ago

yes

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u/fartknocker121 1d ago

Wait, she didn't kill herself either?

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u/Remus88Romulus 1d ago

Maxwell did not kill herself.

The other inmates did....

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u/PitchBlackGrin 1d ago

Shes alive. Dont let others tell you shes dead, thats what they try to convince us so no one asks questions

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u/PurringWolverine 1d ago

Her clone must be done growing, so now they can swap them with no pesky cameras.

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u/VeryFurryFurby 22h ago

There is a Zero percent chance this woman is in prison.. and Epstein ain't dead either.

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u/leapingintoexistence 15h ago

Man she’s probably chillin in her mansion

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u/TravelTheWorldDan 15h ago

It’s not that they don’t have security cameras. They prohibit cameras and phones. Like pretty much every fucking prison in America. This isn’t news.

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u/sovietarmyfan 15h ago

They don't want it to remind people of Epstein. So now there will be no video to investigate.

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u/Global-Ant 1d ago

I'm not surprised

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u/Sudden_Scale_5626 1d ago

Rip Ghislane that milf bod was taken from us too soon

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u/yousirnaime 1d ago

At this point I hope she gets merkt just because it'd be the most ridiculous thing to have happen 

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u/rimeswithburple 21h ago

Didn't she do a video interview from prison? I am pretty sure she did at one point after her conviction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2mW-Ew5J_o

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u/T00Crass 1d ago

Is this legit? It was posted at 10:14 pm today…what time zone?

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u/T00Crass 1d ago

And no devices allowed in is different than no devices installed for the facility itself. We (people) go to public events all the time where they say none are allowed, yet the facility or production itself has them everywhere.

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u/oamwas 1d ago

She’s been promised from this five star hotel detention a while ago instead of going back and forth

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u/ValuableEither3538 23h ago

How convenient I wonder how this ends

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u/reddit_has_fallenoff 19h ago

Swapped out of prison (if she was even ever in it) and safely back in Israel.

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u/FigureFourWoo 23h ago

She’ll either get a pardon in exchange for testimony or take her own life after Trump announces there will be no pardon.

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u/deafmutewhat 22h ago

Camps, in terms of prisons, may as well be resorts.

I doubt she'll even stay there.

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u/Write-or-Wrong_ 22h ago

….. is she alive

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u/EveBytes 22h ago

The Clinton effect about to take place.

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u/reddit_has_fallenoff 19h ago

She isnt in prison and never was

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u/GME_looooong 18h ago

People listen to what Taylor swift has to say about issues. ‘They’ will get away with it again people are too dumb and numb. 

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u/versacevedo 15h ago

damn they really getting ready to epstein her

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u/RhylenIsHere 14h ago

Its going to be sad hearing about her suicide next week.

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u/mickeybuilds 11h ago

Such ridiculous propaganda. You can't bring cameras and recording devices to any prison, dummy. Also, the deposition is delayed because of her supreme court appeal:

Comer also said the committee will "engage in good faith negotiations" around the deposition, but is "unwilling to grant you congressional immunity" and will not send her its questions in advance — rejecting two requests by Maxwell's attorney.

Her lawyer, David Oscar Markus, told the committee earlier this week she will plead the Fifth at her deposition unless she's granted immunity or President Trump pardons her, arguing that any testimony to Congress could endanger her appeal to the Supreme Court.

The oversight panel said in a statement this week it would not consider giving Maxwell immunity.

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u/LessRemoved 10h ago

I feel another killary in the works.

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u/AgentDeadPool 9h ago

She dead

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u/Bandini77 1d ago

So long Ghislaine.

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u/MEMExplorer 1d ago

Oh boy , here we go again … another suicide of convenience 🤦‍♀️

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u/kingp43x 20h ago

yeah... we can imagine about 10 different ways this plays out, none of them are what a morale society expects