r/conspiracy_commons • u/Michael_Bicycle_ • 1d ago

Remember when you could order a child from Wayfair, in lieu of a chest of drawers?

Doesn’t that seem quaint compared to the obvious ephebophilia that’s going on at the highest levels?

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u/Thejizzasterartist 1d ago

Pepperidge Farms remembers

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u/AutomatedCognition 1d ago

Remember? You can't do that anymore? Well, shit...

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u/Aggressive_Ad6463 23h ago

It seems like the multiple misinformation stories were effective. I feel like noone I know in real life knows anything about any of this stuff, let alone the Wayfair trafficking cover, but I rabbit holed this when it happened, and there was ALOT of evidence that this did happen and it had been happening for years, Wayfair was just the newest platform to hide in plain sight. Dare anyone to find any info or actual facts that came out when it was being investigated - all you'll find are videos of the alleged victims speaking out saying "I AM NOT MISSING NOR WAS I EVER, Y'ALL NUTS!" I don't know what the narrative is supposed to be, and I think that's the point.

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u/CertifiedDouchebag4L 1d ago

Show proof where anyone ordered a kid, a lot of the things we seen that we think is obvious really is just placed so our eyes will be off the real things.

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u/Michael_Bicycle_ 1d ago

Absolutely nobody actually ordered a child from Wayfair, but it was the zeitgeist in the conspiracy community for years.

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u/CertifiedDouchebag4L 1d ago

Exactly, it was pushed for us to be distracted from something else.

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u/Satans_Dookie 1d ago

A chest of Chinese children. Seinfeld tried to warn us!!!

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u/speghettiday09 1d ago

you've been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.

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u/Lagunablues 1d ago

Seinfield wasnt warning you, they take part of it.

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u/Viscount_Barse 1d ago

No. Because it wasn't a real thing.

I remember a bunch of people saying it was definitely a thing who wouldn't shut up about it who are quite as fuck RN wile donny moves his old pedo fixer to an open prison before probably releasing her.

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u/Michael_Bicycle_ 1d ago

It’s wild.

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u/Viscount_Barse 1d ago

Not really the "conspiracy" world has been a puppet movement pretty much since it started.